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Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/24/2008 5:44:59 PM   
SubbieOnWheels


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Status: offline 		You've heard it called oxymoron, or contradiction in terms, or just plain WRONG (like butterred-popcorn flavored jelly beans). It's when two words that don't belong together are written or spoken in the same sentence. I'm sure you all have your favorites. Here's mine:

Have you seen those commercials featuring Sally Field? The first time I saw one, I said,

Oh, my gawd! GIDGET has OSTEOPOROSIS!

And if you're too young to get it, ask someone my age.

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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/24/2008 5:56:18 PM   
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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/24/2008 6:03:10 PM   
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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/24/2008 7:14:22 PM   
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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/24/2008 7:15:57 PM   
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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/24/2008 8:15:06 PM   
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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/24/2008 8:22:31 PM   
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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/24/2008 8:24:38 PM   
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that one just struck me as odd


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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/25/2008 6:03:32 AM   
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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/25/2008 8:24:30 AM   
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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/25/2008 8:46:57 AM   
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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/25/2008 12:36:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

indirect strike
that one just struck me as odd


Indirectly?


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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/25/2008 12:39:30 PM   
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hmm one i think we can all say should never be int he same sentence in this order


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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/25/2008 1:59:49 PM   
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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/25/2008 2:44:32 PM   
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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/25/2008 5:06:01 PM   
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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/25/2008 5:10:45 PM   
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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/25/2008 5:13:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

West Virginia and "thriving metropolous"


Watch it girl, I live in the thriving metropolous of alderson WV a large population of 1500 smile..... 

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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/25/2008 5:29:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

West Virginia and "thriving metropolous"


Watch it girl, I live in the thriving metropolous of alderson WV a large population of 1500 smile..... 



Yeah, what Bounty said!  My owner lives in West Virginia.  They might not be known for their hygeine or a forking family tree, but She still lives there, dammit!  Thankfully, She was born in Detroit!   LOL

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RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence - 1/25/2008 5:49:10 PM   
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