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I can't win - 1/26/2008 3:04:01 AM

Twice

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Last week, I fell in the shower, badly brusing my knee. On the way down, I also impaled my hip on the soap dish, causing a 6 by 1.5 inch bruise, all the way down to the bone. Then I had a 3-day-long migraine. Finally, tonight, I smashed my finger in the cabinet making dinner. My Dom/Fiance woke up and rushed into the kitchen to find my finger purple, my nail crushed, and my crying on the kitchen floor.

I can't win. He is threatening to put me in bubble wrap. I am not sure He is kidding.

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RE: I can't win - 1/26/2008 3:29:32 AM

PrizedPosession

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Every night i hit my head on the wall in the exact same spot and Master has told me i'm going to end up wearing a helmet all the time if i keep it up...
plus i end up getting burned and random bruises .
but i'm sorry you keep hurting yourself feel better

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RE: I can't win - 1/26/2008 4:44:39 AM

LadyHathor

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I have heard it said that when we are growing mentally, we are physically "klutzy"--

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RE: I can't win - 1/26/2008 4:56:36 AM

LadyEllen

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Look at it positively - youre now free and clear Twice - these things always come in threes.

Except when they come in fours, or fives.....

Maybe best order that bubble wrap

E

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RE: I can't win - 1/26/2008 5:39:24 AM

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