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Behavior Modification - 1/28/2008 6:57:33 PM   
lockmeupplease


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Status: offline 		What methods of behavior modification would you use to get President Bush to stop calling them "Nu-cu-lar" Weapons?
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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/28/2008 7:12:05 PM   
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What methods of behavior modification would you use to get President Bush to stop calling them "Nu-cu-lar" Weapons?


Epic, pure win. :)

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/28/2008 8:39:22 PM   
Lashra


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Status: offline 		Crazy glue  his lips around my 8 inch strapon, that should take care of the problem.

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/28/2008 9:18:00 PM   
MistressFaye1


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Status: offline 		How about hang him inverted... beat his ass with a bullwhip, 10 lashes for each time he says it incorrectly?  Add a little water to the whip and make it REALLY sting!

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/28/2008 11:19:21 PM   
PhoenixRed


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Status: offline 		I like Lashra's idea!  Congrats, lockmeup, you've hit on one of the biggest pet peeves I've had since he got into office! 

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/28/2008 11:34:54 PM   
LaMistressa


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Status: offline 		Hahaha, that infuriates me, although it does make the "take a drink every time he mispronounces a word" State of the Union Drinking Game a challenge! 

I just wish they would hold the SotU other places every once in a while so it wouldn't tie up traffic here.

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/29/2008 12:54:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		Lashra, I'm inclined to think Bush must have had his lips around many a powerful cock to ensure he got where he has in life.
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Crazy glue  his lips around my 8 inch strapon, that should take care of the problem.

~Lashra

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/29/2008 1:50:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

Lashra, I'm inclined to think Bush must have had his lips around many a powerful cock to ensure he got where he has in life.
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ORIGINAL: Lashra
Crazy glue  his lips around my 8 inch strapon, that should take care of the problem.

~Lashra



OMG - ROFLMAO...

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/29/2008 1:53:06 AM   
MistressVnus


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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/29/2008 1:57:25 AM   
MissMorrigan


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Status: offline 		That'sa no no for me... I'd only get turned on suturing someone's lips closed. And the words 'Bush' and 'Turned-on' should NEVER be seen in the same sentence!

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I would sew his lips shut...*eg*

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/29/2008 1:59:20 AM   
AtlantaMistress


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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

Lashra, I'm inclined to think Bush must have had his lips around many a powerful cock to ensure he got where he has in life.
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ORIGINAL: Lashra
Crazy glue  his lips around my 8 inch strapon, that should take care of the problem.

~Lashra


now now...he has after all admitted to doing blow, most likely with some powerful people - that is blowing coke, not cock

I'm a Pro Domme, but I would see him Pro Bono to do some severe punishment and humilition.

Can you imagine Laura breakin out the thigh high boots, some latex, and giving him a good spanking!




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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/29/2008 2:01:38 AM   
DeepWaters


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Status: offline 		I recommend the tools out of the CIA KUBARK interrogation manual, he seems to be rather fond of them.

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/29/2008 2:06:26 AM   
MissMorrigan


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Status: offline 		The perversity of this conversation is that I actually CAN imagine Laura doing him with a strap-on while repeating, "You dumb ape, I keep telling you it's 'NUCLEAR' Now tell Mummy what a sorry little bonobo you are!"

It reminds me somewhat of the scene in Bridget Jones' Diary where she has to get up on the podium and deliver a speech, she's terrified of mispronouncing Fitzherbert's name as 'Titspervert'... and I can see Bush in a similar situation, repeatedly telling himself it's 'Nuclear' but at the moment of speaking to the public he has a mental block (he seems to have many of those!) and out comes the familiar 'Nucular'.

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ORIGINAL: AtlantaMistress
now now...he has after all admitted to doing blow, most likely with some powerful people - that is blowing coke, not cock

I'm a Pro Domme, but I would see him Pro Bono to do some severe punishment and humilition.

Can you imagine Laura breakin out the thigh high boots, some latex, and giving him a good spanking!

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/29/2008 3:41:02 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		I'd make him stand in the corner with his hands on his head, facing the wall, with a gag.

It wouldnt improve his grammar or enunciation, but it would definitely raise the average level of such in the room.

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/29/2008 3:50:06 AM   
MistressVnus


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Status: offline 		HAHA!  There is NOTHING I could ever do to that man that would be a sexual turn on to me.  HOWEVER, there are PLENTY of things I could do to that man that would bring me GREAT satisfaction...*smile*

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/29/2008 4:55:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh me, too, certainly. I am rather fond of CIA interrogation/torture (in a BDSM setting), regressing a person and using sleep/food deprivation over a number of days to induce compliance/co-operation/truthfulness - and torture to ensure it. With Bush, though, I'd forget about any physical/psychological aftercare.

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/29/2008 5:16:53 AM   
Lashra


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Status: offline 		You know I've often wondered if maybe Laura is a Domme? Maybe she makes him stutter and mispronounce words as part of public humilation. I bet during his address last night he had a buttplug up his ass, one of those remote vibrating ones and she was backstage with the remote buzzing him everytime he mispronounced a word...

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/29/2008 6:04:02 AM   
MissMorrigan


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Status: offline 		I think the major cause of Bush's over-inflated verbiage and its accompanied tics is constipation. I wonder if anyone on these forums has seen the movie, The Road to Wellville... Bush could most definitely benefit from a two-week stay at a sanitarium where enemas were his main treatment. So that's my vote... enemas, lots of them, purge those nasties from an even bigger nasty.

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/29/2008 6:29:06 AM   
LadyHathor


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ORIGINAL: lockmeupplease

What methods of behavior modification would you use to get President Bush to stop calling them "Nu-cu-lar" Weapons?


Bound, gagged, and shipped to jessykapower for training---
 
(private joke, serious to jess and thanks I thought I was alone in that annoying habit---did he have a speech impediment last night or was it Me?)

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RE: Behavior Modification - 1/29/2008 7:00:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lockmeupplease

What methods of behavior modification would you use to get President Bush to stop calling them "Nu-cu-lar" Weapons?


Drop one on him, that should do the trick.

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