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So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/29/2008 5:02:13 AM   
venusinblu


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Status: offline 		was married (but not to his sub).
He'd require his sub to speak in the third person, even at the store ..  "this slave pussy-cat girl wants a Happy Meal, all powerful Lovely Master". 
He'd punish her with banishment to the laundry room if she wouldn't swallow his cum with relish, then expecting his sub to call him Bert instead of Luscious Master until she will swallow.
Have multiple profiles here and on ALT, complete with dic pics that he sends to anything with a pulse, whilst running down every other Dom in a three squiilion mile radius,
And he'd harbour latent delusions of grandeur about conducting ad hoc DIY female circumcisions on his kitchen table?

Is that about it?


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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/29/2008 5:27:00 AM   
xhoneyx


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hahaha..i know several of those..they regularly add to my bulk mail!

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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/29/2008 7:07:08 PM   
Termyn8or


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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/30/2008 1:36:53 AM   
JulieorSarah


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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/30/2008 1:42:55 AM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		Huh, sounds like the guy I just reponded to in another thread...lmao.

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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/30/2008 7:23:21 AM   
Saratov


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ORIGINAL: venusinblu

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He'd punish her with banishment to the laundry room if she wouldn't swallow his cum with relish, then expecting his sub to call him Bert instead of Luscious Master until she will swallow.
(snip)



  What kind of relish?  Something appropreate for the kind of things the Dom has been eating recently?

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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/30/2008 7:29:14 AM   
obagaar


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ORIGINAL: Saratov

quote:

ORIGINAL: venusinblu

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He'd punish her with banishment to the laundry room if she wouldn't swallow his cum with relish, then expecting his sub to call him Bert instead of Luscious Master until she will swallow.
(snip)



What kind of relish? Something appropreate for the kind of things the Dom has been eating recently?

Onion relish would be pretty good. Its kinda sweet.

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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/30/2008 7:40:35 PM   
KnightofAris


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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/30/2008 11:08:28 PM   
Marc2b


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quote:

was married (but not to his sub).
He'd require his sub to speak in the third person, even at the store ..  "this slave pussy-cat girl wants a Happy Meal, all powerful Lovely Master". 
He'd punish her with banishment to the laundry room if she wouldn't swallow his cum with relish, then expecting his sub to call him Bert instead of Luscious Master until she will swallow.
Have multiple profiles here and on ALT, complete with dic pics that he sends to anything with a pulse, whilst running down every other Dom in a three squiilion mile radius,
And he'd harbour latent delusions of grandeur about conducting ad hoc DIY female circumcisions on his kitchen table?


You promised me you wouldn't tell !!!!!

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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/31/2008 11:04:59 AM   
AMaster


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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/31/2008 11:08:30 AM   
subtee


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"I dunno, whadda you wanna do?"

~foot stamp~ "I wanna be the pony this time!"

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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/31/2008 11:49:22 AM   
carlie310


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Status: offline 		Did you forget the part about expressing everything about His relationships in terms of Real and True?  And require His sub to learn from the ancient European houses?  And placing high priority on the ability to remember to violate those vanilla standards of capitalization, so that any communication is replete with slashes and annoying W/we, O/our crapola?



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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/31/2008 3:27:35 PM   
Leatherist


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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/31/2008 3:44:05 PM   
carlie310


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ORIGINAL: Leatherist

Lets a slave define who he is.
Buried in the humor is that nugget of truth.


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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/31/2008 4:02:19 PM   
Wisenlilminx


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Status: offline 		I DO NOT do female circumcision on the kitchen table!

I do it in the dining room.



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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/31/2008 4:06:48 PM   
sexyred1


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ORIGINAL: carlie310

Did you forget the part about expressing everything about His relationships in terms of Real and True?  And require His sub to learn from the ancient European houses?  And placing high priority on the ability to remember to violate those vanilla standards of capitalization, so that any communication is replete with slashes and annoying W/we, O/our crapola?





And he makes her sign a contract that he will drop her if she gains 5 lbs AND she has to find him another sub to play by 7pm that night or he will punish her.

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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/31/2008 4:22:50 PM   
lusciouslips19


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

quote:

ORIGINAL: carlie310

Did you forget the part about expressing everything about His relationships in terms of Real and True?  And require His sub to learn from the ancient European houses?  And placing high priority on the ability to remember to violate those vanilla standards of capitalization, so that any communication is replete with slashes and annoying W/we, O/our crapola?





And he makes her sign a contract that he will drop her if she gains 5 lbs AND she has to find him another sub to play by 7pm that night or he will punish her.


She says, "hit me, whip me, show me you care." He says, "No" and makes her spank herself.

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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/31/2008 4:25:51 PM   
MissMagnolia


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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

quote:

ORIGINAL: carlie310

Did you forget the part about expressing everything about His relationships in terms of Real and True?  And require His sub to learn from the ancient European houses?  And placing high priority on the ability to remember to violate those vanilla standards of capitalization, so that any communication is replete with slashes and annoying W/we, O/our crapola?





And he makes her sign a contract that he will drop her if she gains 5 lbs AND she has to find him another sub to play by 7pm that night or he will punish her.


She says, "hit me, whip me, show me you care." He says, "No" and makes her spank herself.


Dangnabbit, there goes my mouthful of coffee

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RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who - 1/31/2008 5:01:19 PM   
swtnsparkling


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allowing  his sub to sit on her fat ass making snarky posts on the message board toward other posters, because she is jealous
lonley miserable  unemployed - but gives great head

< Message edited by swtnsparkling -- 1/31/2008 5:03:49 PM >

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