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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY

I know domi didn't send it. It wasn't nearly good enough to match his normal high level of humor, his astute use of the language, and his sense of the absurd.

I was asking for his help in drafting a suitable reply!

Firm

If Domiguy is indisposed you can count on me.  You know that I can be subtle as a freight train and as charming as a pit bull with aids.

Oh ____ ... you make me laugh.

Who am I?  Why I'm the "sweet" and "intelligent" submissive that you messaged the other day.  You know, the one you said whose profile was nice change of pace.

You even sent me the beginnings of a story.  It began with "That examination table I designed ..."  It was a rather lengthy and detailed piece.

Don't you remember?

Of course, since you most likely sent that very same message to countless other submissives here on CollarMe, I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't recall.  You know, actually reading the profile before you send a message might help you to remember who you contact and keep from being confused.

As for why should you care?

Beats me.  I'm still trying to figure out why you thought I would be the least bit interested in your writings.  I guess it wasn't to get my literary critique.  

Well... since you were generous enough to send me unsolicited pornography, I'll offer you some unsolicited advice...

1.  Read the profiles of any submissives you want to contact.

2.  Don't contact them if they say they aren't looking.

3.  If you do contact them, don't expect them to be impressed with trashy stories.

4.  If you don't like their response, cut your losses and bow out with some grace and dignity.  Sending back rude and insulting replies only reinforces their decision to not have anything to do with you.  Besides... it's soooo grade-school. 

By the way, I sign my mail with "treasure" because that is part of my screen name.   That should have been easy enough for you to deduce.  Of course, you're entitled to think it's stupid, but please don't expect me to be upset about it.  In fact, your lame attempt to be denegrating by connecting my name with a perceived need to get an education and a personality did give us a good laugh. 

Thanks for the entertainment and good luck!

Treasure