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Watch -> Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 3:51:31 AM)
Any women out there like to have a back, shoulder and neck massage with baby oil?

TotalState -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 3:52:37 AM)
No, I don't think I've ever encountered such a woman. </sarcasm>

sunshinemiss -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 4:50:36 AM)
let's see... ummm.. traffic cops, nurses, teachers, construction workers, mothers, personal trainers, therapists, prostitutes, painters, electricians, bakers, photographers.. ummm yep.. I think there are one or two women who like that...

lockmeupplease -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 4:55:51 AM)
Women hate that! They hate it more when it's preceded by chocolate, roses and shiny gifts.

ProlificNeeds -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 5:01:38 AM)
Baby oil? Proper scented massage oil or GTFO! [:'(] [/sarcasm]

MsLadySue -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 5:02:31 AM)
Heaven forbid that I find a man who would actually lay hands on me for a relaxing massage. That would be the worst possible scenario ... imagine a woman who would want to be relaxed by massage. Unthinkable. [sm=mrpuffy.gif]

heartcream -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 5:05:08 AM)
Baby oil made out of Mineral oil is to be avoided in my books. It breaks down the immune system. Same with Petroleum Jelly. The massage part sounds lovely though.

Dnomyar -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 5:05:15 AM)
I tried touching a woman once. She screamed rape. I thought wow my kind of woman . So I did.

burningdesires47 -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 5:14:45 AM)
ooh ooh, tell me another one. Do pigs fly in your world, too? mineral oil in no way breaks down the immune system. If anything it boosts it, but generally it's an inert substance in such arguments. It also works a hell of a lot better as a massage oil and moisturizer than anything else I've tried. Also great for burns, but petroleum jelly works better for burns and lips.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 5:15:13 AM)
With baby oil? No, absolutely not. Body oil, or another age appropriate lotion made fr just such a situation and I am there with bells on. DV

atursvcMaam -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 5:16:05 AM)
You left out hands, legs, belly, feet and head. Why you've left Her less than half done. My goodness what could you have been thinking?

lilabbotsfordgrl -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 5:16:06 AM)
Agreed, mineral oil is NOT harmful to the immune system. And no, I do not think any females enjoy massage. Silly question. NEXT!

venusinblu -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 5:19:10 AM)
Baby oil brings me out in a wash ... I prefer almond oil applied to my warm body by a man who looks like Russell Crowe ... well, damnit, a girl can dream can't she!>!>!

atursvcMaam -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 5:21:04 AM)
Don't pigs fly in E/everyone's world?

velvetslave -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 5:40:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lockmeupplease Women hate that! They hate it more when it's preceded by chocolate, roses and shiny gifts. We hate them even more if you add in soft music, candlelight, and maybe a glass of wine <shudders> [sm=ofcourse.gif] velvetslave

venusinblu -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 5:43:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: velvetslave quote: ORIGINAL: lockmeupplease Women hate that! They hate it more when it's preceded by chocolate, roses and shiny gifts. We hate them even more if you add in soft music, candlelight, and maybe a glass of wine <shudders> [sm=ofcourse.gif]velvetslave Yes - absolutely disgusting! [:'(][:'(][:'(] The very idea is utterly perverted!

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 6:00:06 AM)
In a word.. YES But no baby oil.. massage oil or even lube please.. oh and do the feet while you are there...Actually, never mind.. No one can do my feet like my man!

burningdesires47 -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 6:08:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: velvetslave quote: ORIGINAL: lockmeupplease Women hate that! They hate it more when it's preceded by chocolate, roses and shiny gifts. We hate them even more if you add in soft music, candlelight, and maybe a glass of wine <shudders> [sm=ofcourse.gif] velvetslave I'll pass on the chocolate and wine, unless the masseuse in question is into non-consensual vomit-play, but I'm totally down with the roses, music, candlelight, and shiny gifts... Maybe throw in some caviar, pate, and oysters, feed me strawberries from their lips... That totally never happens for the sub in this world though, does it? Goddess, I love being a switch!

velvetslave -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 6:49:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: burningdesires47 I'll pass on the chocolate and wine, unless the masseuse in question is into non-consensual vomit-play, but I'm totally down with the roses, music, candlelight, and shiny gifts... Maybe throw in some caviar, pate, and oysters, feed me strawberries from their lips... That totally never happens for the sub in this world though, does it? Goddess, I love being a switch! I can't believe I forgot the strawberries...with whipped cream please? [sm=mrpuffy.gif] velvetslave

CalifChick -> RE: Erotic Massages (1/31/2008 10:18:51 AM)
You guys are so mean. I'm sure this was a serious question. Cali

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