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Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 3:51:31 AM   
Watch


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Status: offline 		Any women out there like to have a back, shoulder and neck massage with baby oil?
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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 3:52:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		No, I don't think I've ever encountered such a woman.

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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 4:50:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		let's see... ummm..
traffic cops, nurses, teachers, construction workers, mothers, personal trainers, therapists, prostitutes, painters, electricians, bakers, photographers.. ummm yep.. I think there are one or two women who like that...

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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 4:55:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		Women hate that! They hate it more when it's preceded by chocolate, roses and shiny gifts.

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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 5:01:38 AM   
ProlificNeeds


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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 5:02:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		Heaven forbid that I find a man who would actually lay hands on me for a relaxing massage. That would be the worst possible scenario ... imagine a woman who would want to be relaxed by massage. Unthinkable. 

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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 5:05:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		Baby oil made out of Mineral oil is to be avoided in my books. It breaks down the immune system. Same with Petroleum Jelly. The massage part sounds lovely though.

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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 5:05:15 AM   
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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 5:14:45 AM   
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mineral oil in no way breaks down the immune system. If anything it boosts it, but generally it's an inert substance in such arguments. It also works a hell of a lot better as a massage oil and moisturizer than anything else I've tried. Also great for burns, but petroleum jelly works better for burns and lips.

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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 5:15:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		With baby oil? No, absolutely not.
Body oil, or another age appropriate lotion made fr just such a situation and I am there with bells on.

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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 5:16:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		You left out hands, legs, belly, feet and head.  Why you've left Her less than half done.  My goodness what could you have been thinking? 

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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 5:16:06 AM   
lilabbotsfordgrl


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Status: offline 		Agreed, mineral oil is NOT harmful to the immune system.

And no, I do not think any females enjoy massage.  Silly question.
NEXT!

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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 5:19:10 AM   
venusinblu


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Status: offline 		Baby oil brings me out in a wash ... I prefer almond oil applied to my warm body by a man who looks like Russell Crowe ... well, damnit, a girl can dream can't she!>!>! 

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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 5:21:04 AM   
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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 5:40:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lockmeupplease

Women hate that! They hate it more when it's preceded by chocolate, roses and shiny gifts.


We hate them even more if you add in soft music, candlelight, and maybe a glass of wine <shudders> 

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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 5:43:48 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: velvetslave

quote:

ORIGINAL: lockmeupplease

Women hate that! They hate it more when it's preceded by chocolate, roses and shiny gifts.


We hate them even more if you add in soft music, candlelight, and maybe a glass of wine <shudders>  velvetslave


Yes - absolutely disgusting!   The very idea is utterly perverted!




< Message edited by venusinblu -- 1/31/2008 5:46:28 AM >

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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 6:00:06 AM   
BossyShoeBitch


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YES
But no baby oil.. massage oil or even lube please..

oh and do the feet while you are there...Actually, never mind.. No one can do my feet like my man!

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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 6:08:49 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: velvetslave

quote:

ORIGINAL: lockmeupplease

Women hate that! They hate it more when it's preceded by chocolate, roses and shiny gifts.


We hate them even more if you add in soft music, candlelight, and maybe a glass of wine <shudders>

velvetslave


I'll pass on the chocolate and wine, unless the masseuse in question is into non-consensual vomit-play, but I'm totally down with the roses, music, candlelight, and shiny gifts... Maybe throw in some caviar, pate, and oysters, feed me strawberries from their lips...

That totally never happens for the sub in this world though, does it? Goddess, I love being a switch!

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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 6:49:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: burningdesires47

I'll pass on the chocolate and wine, unless the masseuse in question is into non-consensual vomit-play, but I'm totally down with the roses, music, candlelight, and shiny gifts... Maybe throw in some caviar, pate, and oysters, feed me strawberries from their lips...

That totally never happens for the sub in this world though, does it? Goddess, I love being a switch!


I can't believe I forgot the strawberries...with whipped cream please?

velvetslave

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RE: Erotic Massages - 1/31/2008 10:18:51 AM   
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