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kittinSol -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 8:04:14 AM)
Seeks, I love the deadpan humour: quote: ORIGINAL seeksfemslave (...) the Daily Mail, a sensible newspaper aimed at the Liberal sector (...).

seeksfemslave -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 8:06:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave As for cunning linguists I have tried it so I cant be all bad. Too many irregular verbs. the key I'm told is to get your tongue around the subjunctive, then it will flow naturally Isn't the Subjunctive an eye disease.? I'd like to admit that I have sucked cock as well but I dont think I should ! I didnt inhale!

LadyEllen -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 8:10:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave I'd like to admit that I have sucked cock as well but I dont think I should ! I didnt inhale! glad to hear those yoga classes are paying off for you Seeks E

Politesub53 -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 8:13:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan Bizarrely, that's even funnier, Lady E, given that the vast majority of drivel shown on UK Gold are sitcoms... and advertisements showing thigh trimming machines, not that I watch them - okay, I lie. I received help for my addiction, two years, three months later I am clean. So the thigh trimming machine worked then Ma`am [8D]

seeksfemslave -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 8:15:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave I'd like to admit that I have sucked cock as well but I dont think I should ! I didnt inhale! glad to hear those yoga classes are paying off for you Seeks Talk about back breakers, but it payed off in the end The only problem is I now, from the side, look like a question mark.

seeksfemslave -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 8:20:15 AM)
Watch out Politesub MissMorrigan went to a private convent school. The graduates are wilder than the worst St Trinians alumnae (sp or even meaning) I dont care lol Just trying to save P/Sub Off to the cooker I must go.

LadyEllen -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 8:21:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave I'd like to admit that I have sucked cock as well but I dont think I should ! I didnt inhale! glad to hear those yoga classes are paying off for you Seeks Talk about back breakers, but it payed off in the end The only problem is I now, from the side, look like a question mark. that's what's known in medical circles as a puzzling condition I believe........ E

MissMorrigan -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 8:22:55 AM)
I come in very handy at Christmas. quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 So the thigh trimming machine worked then Ma`am [8D]

MissMorrigan -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 8:26:19 AM)
You aren't that wrong! It's where I learned that money talks all languages and daddies' princesses are victims of their parents' delusions and that the number one reason the tennis courts were taking so long to build was b/c the builders were too bloody tired at being drained by the girls during their lunch/break times! The little madams even had a rota set up lol quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave Watch out Politesub MissMorrigan went to a private convent school. The graduates are wilder than the worst St Trinians alumnae (sp or even meaning) I dont care lol Just trying to save P/Sub Off to the cooker I must go.

kdsub -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 8:30:14 AM)
HIJACK ALERT .......HIJACK ALERT

LadyEllen -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 8:57:31 AM)
Its no hijack - its an exposition of the reason why we're all so damned ignorant. Learning history after all, comes a poor second behind more interesting pastimes. E

seeksfemslave -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 9:41:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kdsub HIJACK ALERT .......HIJACK ALERT Not at all, we have here a gentle meander along the outer fringes of the patchwork quilt that constitutes UK society. LadyE: your "puzzling medical condition response" Luv it and you! Just agree with me a bit more You know you should. lol

kdsub -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 9:47:55 AM)
I was of course being facetious about hijacking and making a point on how ridiculous the premise of another thread. Myself I rather like British humor… sort of like sucking a lemon Butch

MissMorrigan -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 9:50:30 AM)
It was an excursion into the education of life [;)] Sucking lemons is saved for Pancake Day in the UK, Pancake Day is everyday in the US ...ducks the missiles

kdsub -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 9:55:42 AM)
I must admit I do like pancakes... just not my own... I once made pancakes that even the birds would not eat and they decorated my backyard for 3 months. If I had a better education I would have followed the instructions on the package... but I can't read worth a damn.

LadyEllen -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 10:09:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave LadyE: your "puzzling medical condition response" Luv it and you! Just agree with me a bit more You know you should. lol But Jack.... er, I mean Seeks - if I agreed with you a bit more it might become obvious that we are in fact one and the same person....... that I'm everything you'd like to be..... Tyler

MissMorrigan -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 10:13:08 AM)
I once made a huge batch of scones for my son's school fete. I made four dozen of these scones which took me ages, they were perfectly formed, just the right colour and the best I have made to date - until people bought them and tried eating them. My ex hubby had placed a bag of salt on the counter, I had come along and not thinking clearly had inadvertently shoved it in the sugar caddy! The scones were inedible and I was never asked to bake anything again. Like your pancakes, not even the birds would touch them and I wonder if all the salt has preserved them, and they remain sitting on a dump site somewhere... can likely see it from a satellite in space! By the way, you articulate your thoughts/views extremely well.

Moloch -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 10:36:37 AM)
Sarcasm on Hahha stupid Brits so retarded!!! No wonder we kicked your ass in WW2!!! Sarcasm Off

meatcleaver -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 11:52:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moloch Sarcasm on Hahha stupid Brits so retarded!!! No wonder we kicked your ass in WW2!!! Sarcasm Off One is tempted to reply. Ha Ha Ha, stupid American. You didn't kick our ass in WW2 because we were on the same side. Remember?

NorthernGent -> RE: OK Brits....explain yourselves.... (2/4/2008 12:12:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cyberdude611 An embarrssing poll taken in Britain show the British people are losing grips with reality. -23% claim Winston Churchill was a "myth." -23% also claim Florence Nightingale was made up. -A majority (57%) claim Sherlock Holmes was real. -47% say King Richard the Lionheart was a myth. Some also claimed Ghandi and Charles Dickens were also made up. http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080204/od_afp/britainpeoplehistoryoffbeat;_ylt=AhCy_48NCJlI37CTxcEL8q6s0NUE Yes, 47% of us couldn't care less about some bloke in a pointy hat who pranced around on a horse hundreds of years ago. Would you care about some bloke calling himself Lionheart? 'Sounds like a fantasist to me.

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