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Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEE... - 2/4/2008 9:39:31 AM   
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One of the guys saw the hottest chick he'd ever seen.

"I'm gonna talk to her", he said.

"NO NO NO" said the other 2 guys. "She'll mess you up real bad!"

The guy went over and talked to her anyway. They talked for awhile and then went back to her apartment and started to get down to business.

2 minutes in he had to quit.

"I can't take it any more! It's too rough," he said.

"Alright," she said "I'll be back in a minute."

A couple minutes later she returned and they started again, now it was really smooth and nice.

"How did you fix that?" he asked.
"I picked the scabs and let them puss." she replied!

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RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE... - 2/4/2008 12:51:57 PM   
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RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE... - 2/4/2008 3:42:29 PM   
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Mhmmmm.... you are sick And twisted LMAO ( at least shde didn't have teeth )


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RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE... - 2/4/2008 8:47:59 PM   
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RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE... - 2/4/2008 8:56:46 PM   
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RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE... - 2/5/2008 8:47:15 AM   
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RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE... - 2/5/2008 12:47:20 PM   
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RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE... - 2/5/2008 12:50:37 PM   
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RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE... - 2/6/2008 5:45:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

I've heard funnier.


True, but i posted it for it's "ICK" factor

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RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE... - 2/6/2008 12:05:24 PM   
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RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE... - 2/6/2008 12:21:15 PM   
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ok, I've heard grosser then?:))


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RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE... - 2/6/2008 7:21:29 PM   
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RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE... - 2/7/2008 3:00:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

ok, I've heard grosser then?:))


You win

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RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE... - 2/7/2008 3:02:46 AM   
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RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE... - 2/7/2008 3:05:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


I second that EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE... - 2/7/2008 3:09:38 AM   
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