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Tasty fingers - 2/4/2008 9:47:36 AM

Lucylastic

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This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this', and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said ,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'
She replied,

'What happened to my booger?'

Lucy

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RE: Tasty fingers - 2/4/2008 9:48:32 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this', and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said ,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'
She replied,

'What happened to my booger?'

Lucy

Oh gross!!

< Message edited by parttimehotty -- 2/4/2008 9:49:03 AM >

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RE: Tasty fingers - 2/4/2008 9:49:53 AM

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Fantastic. How about "Mummy, I feel unwell. I feel like I am going to die. It is the chocolate that is killing me." (with a melodramatic tone of voice, of course).

PS: lucy, I don't know whether your thread will remain.

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