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RE: Banning Natural Body Functions - 2/5/2008 7:33:31 PM

Lashra

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My daughter has the worst gas of any human being I've ever smelled. If we are in the car I have to roll the windows down to keep from passing out. I'm sure she farts at school too, although I'm sure the pot smell from some of her classmates kills the scent.

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RE: Banning Natural Body Functions - 2/5/2008 8:04:21 PM

MissMorrigan

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I think my son and your daughter need to hook up, and neutralise one another. I call him Captain Greengas and always know when he's awake in the mornings b/c I can hear him farting. I don't need an alarm clock when he's visiting - just a gas mask and it's like being transported to WWII where every smart household had a gas mask to hand.

You got the talkers and the doers, it sounds as if ours are the doers... I'm not sure which is worse or more preferable.

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RE: Banning Natural Body Functions - 2/5/2008 8:07:59 PM

youngsubgeoff

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hey, look, I can make my ass a flamethrower!