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GreedyTop -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 8:01:45 AM)

I think that anyone under the age of 30 should be required to drive an mechanically unenhanced 3 cylinder vehicle (without a pumped up stereo or loud pipes).
I also think that everyone should be required to take defensive driving courses periodically as a condition of keeping a driving license (the frequency of said courses increasing with age).




kittinSol -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 9:34:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Aswad

Heh... Camembert is about as fancy as I get.



Aswad, for a Scandinavian you're not doing too badly with Camembert. A Cam's that's been left to rot for a week or so is as close to a nuclear bomb as you can get, in a domestic setting. We call it 'coulant'. Man, my mouth is watering.

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I'm not going to faint at cheese, but I don't find Gammalost (link) to be very palatable. [:D]



Gammalot? Never heard of it, and a quick search wasn't fruitful. Leads, please.




mnottertail -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 9:56:55 AM)

Gammelost simple mispelling on al-Aswads part (although that may be a valid way to spell, considering)
It means 'old' cheese (cheese made the old way)

Gammelost will bring you up all kinda links

Ron
perhaps there is a controversial opinion about how gammelost should be spelled?




DesertRat -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 10:08:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
I think that anyone under the age of 30 should be required to drive an mechanically unenhanced 3 cylinder vehicle (without a pumped up stereo or loud pipes).


I appreciate the sentiment, but you're probably not aware that, in the early 70s, Kawasaki made a 3-cylinder, 500cc, 2-stroke bike that, in stock form, could go from 0 to 60 mph in, like, 3 or 4 seconds and probably top out at 130 mph. Stock pipes and no stereo. So we need to specify that the 3-cylinder vehicle be a car.

Bob




GreedyTop -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 10:11:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DesertRat

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
I think that anyone under the age of 30 should be required to drive an mechanically unenhanced 3 cylinder vehicle (without a pumped up stereo or loud pipes).


I appreciate the sentiment, but you're probably not aware that, in the early 70s, Kawasaki made a 3-cylinder, 500cc, 2-stroke bike that, in stock form, could go from 0 to 60 mph in, like, 3 or 4 seconds and probably top out at 130 mph. Stock pipes and no stereo. So we need to specify that the 3-cylinder vehicle be a car.

Bob


Nope... in fact, let me expand on my original thought.... I don't think the under-30 crowd  should be allowed anywhere near sportbikes, or any two wheeled vehicle over 250cc (unmodified, as well)




DesertRat -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 10:17:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
Nope... in fact, let me expand on my original thought.... I don't think the under-30 crowd  should be allowed anywhere near sportbikes, or any two wheeled vehicle over 250cc (unmodified, as well)


What about those really really tiny scooters that are styled like GP bikes but only go 20-30 mph and make the rider look like the proverbial monkey trying to fuck a football? Those should be okay, right?

Bob




GreedyTop -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 10:31:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DesertRat

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
Nope... in fact, let me expand on my original thought.... I don't think the under-30 crowd  should be allowed anywhere near sportbikes, or any two wheeled vehicle over 250cc (unmodified, as well)


What about those really really tiny scooters that are styled like GP bikes but only go 20-30 mph and make the rider look like the proverbial monkey trying to fuck a football? Those should be okay, right?

Bob


Those things should be illegal, IMO, for use on anything but backyards.  But yeah, those might not be so bad for the group LOL




AMaster -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 10:35:27 AM)

I have no controversial opinions.........  everyone agrees with me or else!




NorthernGent -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 10:37:35 AM)

Most controversial opinion......

I think all brewing companies brewing anything other than English ale in this land, should be targetted, harassed and put of business......

Closely followed by stripping some of these pompous hunting clowns of their clothes, giving them half an hour to run and then going after them with dogs trained to rip their arms and legs off...........'see how they like it.....




MadameDahlia -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 10:57:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Zensee

I nominate Hippie Kinkster for Global Overlord.


Z.

PS: Seconded!



I'll third that then.




Aswad -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 11:17:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

And of course I like it time to time, as I do lutefisk.


I don't begrudge you a bit of ammonia or lye, but I'm afraid my palate runs and hides at the mere thought.

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Gjetost is ok, but ridderost is the best cheese on earth, so buttery.


I will have to agree with that. I tend to pick up a pound of Ridder at times.

Health,
al-Aswad.




Aswad -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 11:24:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Aswad, for a Scandinavian you're not doing too badly with Camembert. A Cam's that's been left to rot for a week or so is as close to a nuclear bomb as you can get, in a domestic setting. We call it 'coulant'. Man, my mouth is watering.


I didn't say I could take a ton of it. Just that a slice can make for good candy from time to time.

An entirely uncontroversial opinion: leaving a Camembert in the fridge for a week will nuke any susceptible food in there.

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Gammalot? Never heard of it, and a quick search wasn't fruitful. Leads, please.


Gamalost... just click on the link in the post you replied to.

To put it this way: leaving it out for a week won't make any difference.

Health,
al-Aswad.




Aswad -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 11:26:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

I think all brewing companies brewing anything other than English ale in this land, should be targetted, harassed and put of business......


Sorry, but you have to leave Strongbow and Bowmore, else there will be Holmgang. [:D]

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Closely followed by stripping some of these pompous hunting clowns of their clothes, giving them half an hour to run and then going after them with dogs trained to rip their arms and legs off...........'see how they like it.....


Now that's perhaps the best idea I've heard so far on this thread. Can I join the hunting party?

Health,
al-Aswad.




petdave -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 12:00:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I think that anyone under the age of 30 should be required to drive an mechanically unenhanced 3 cylinder vehicle (without a pumped up stereo or loud pipes).


Mmm.... If i had the money, i absolutely would have bought a Triumph Speed Triple as my second bike...very tasty machine. i could live with that. [:)]

Oh, another one that a previous post reminded me of- One should not propose a restrictive new law unless they are willing to kill a family member for violating it (as all laws are essentially based on the ability of the State to escalate force to the lethal level without fear of retribution)




NorthernGent -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 12:44:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aswad

quote:

ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

I think all brewing companies brewing anything other than English ale in this land, should be targetted, harassed and put of business......


Sorry, but you have to leave Strongbow and Bowmore, else there will be Holmgang. [:D]



There's merit in the recommendation; our West Country natives will lynch me in the event their cider goes missing.

'Just looked up Holmgang...a duel to the death eh.....it has been a long time since I had to set about someone with a sword, and cider simply isn't worth wasting a human life :-)

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ORIGINAL: Aswad

Now that's perhaps the best idea I've heard so far on this thread. Can I join the hunting party?

Health,
al-Aswad.



You're in. Bring your bugle and jodhpurs with you.........tally ho!




MissMorrigan -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 12:53:34 PM)

Quite a few years ago, we had an extension built onto the family home. The builders would take their tea breaks in my kitchen and I'd make their tea, offer cakes/biscuits, then get on with whatever else I needed to do. One of the quartet asked another, "Good fun last night?", to which he replied, "Yep, found three dens, all full with litters. The dogs had a lot of fun. Had to break the backs of the mothers to stop them running."  I was so enraged I walked up to the guy and punched him once in the face, knocking him off his chair. I had him tossed off of the property. I did invite him to call the police as he had been assaulted by me. He opted not to.

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ORIGINAL: Aswad
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Closely followed by stripping some of these pompous hunting clowns of their clothes, giving them half an hour to run and then going after them with dogs trained to rip their arms and legs off...........'see how they like it.....


Now that's perhaps the best idea I've heard so far on this thread. Can I join the hunting party?




Aswad -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 1:03:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

There's merit in the recommendation; our West Country natives will lynch me in the event their cider goes missing.


And rightfully so. [:D]

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'Just looked up Holmgang...a duel to the death eh.....it has been a long time since I had to set about someone with a sword, and cider simply isn't worth wasting a human life :-)


Excellent. That said, I had a modified version in mind, involving much libation, but still on a holme.

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You're in. Bring your bugle and jodhpurs with you.........tally ho!


I was thinking tweezers and a pen torch, but your alternative works.

Health,
al-Aswad.




Aswad -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 1:09:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

I was so enraged I walked up to the guy and punched him once in the face, knocking him off his chair. I had him tossed off of the property.


Sounds like a reasonable course of action. I would probably just have lost it right there.

Health,
al-Aswad.




SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 2:30:51 PM)

All politicians wanted to be elected to office should undergo a porn casting, with the results being used to torture terrorist suspects. This is a lateral thinking problem like the one involving Anthony and Cleopatra lying dead on a damp patch in a villa, how did they die? etc.




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: What are some of your most controversial opinions? (2/10/2008 3:58:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I think that anyone under the age of 30 should be required to drive an mechanically unenhanced 3 cylinder vehicle (without a pumped up stereo or loud pipes).
I also think that everyone should be required to take defensive driving courses periodically as a condition of keeping a driving license (the frequency of said courses increasing with age).



in addition to this, i think alot of drivers should have to learn to read road and parking signs. here, in Columbus, GA. alot of drivers don't know what a stop sign or a FIRE LANE sign is. and there's at least on cop here that need to learn what a blue handicap marking is. this cop seems to double as a security gaurd (for lack of a better description) for the local Cricket cell phone store and parks in the blue-stripped handicapped area nearby.




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