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Phin -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 2:36:51 PM)

Missokyst

you are going to get the some of the same dribble that you will get here. same idiots that cannot read but can type stupid messages, and guys that can "wave his magic wand and streignten out" lesbians. I do not think that I have that magic power, but I have seen a few lesbians that would like to try with [:D]

aqua, sounds like a plan... they would either leave you alone from there or you will get some nice stuff




Noah -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 2:38:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Missokyst

I have been open to seeking lately by putting my profiles up on alt and bondage, ect.  But, being the realist that I am, I always specify local men.  The other day I get an email from this guy in the next state, dropping me an email on another bdsm site.  Having done the LDR's before this is something I willing to do, and I dropped him a line letting him know thanks for the comments but I believe he is too far from me.
So today I get this in my email:
 
>.......is a ways away, but I feel if your deserving and sincere, I could make time for you. I will of course require extra special service for my trouble. Are you ready for the challenge to test your worthiness? <

After the laughter I had to think wow, who buys that?  What sort of lines make you roll your eyes back in your head so far you have to shake your head to pop them back into place? 
Kyst


Hey. Sometimes longshots pay off.






AquaticSub -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 2:40:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Phin

aqua, sounds like a plan... they would either leave you alone from there or you will get some nice stuff


Exactly! And if you get some "love notes" in response you can always use the radiant heat to toast marshmellows!




Phin -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 2:41:40 PM)

not in NC right now... $10,000 fine...




meticulousgirl -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 2:41:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

How do you feel, in general, about the other sites?  I've been thinking about putting up profiles just to see if something different than here can be reeled in.  I just don't know if I have time to check in at all of the different sites on a consistent basis.


i'm not a big fan of either, i've had profiles on both for years alt is where i've met all my Dominants from....it's where i met my current of five years but there seems to be a lot of spammers and fakes....moreso there than here in my opinion which is strange because it's a pay site.

b.com - still love it but, it's gotten to be very dull and boring.  As far as the forums go not many really post there it's all the same people on all of these sites for the most part.
you'll find a few of course who havn't descovered cm's freeness.....

~meticulous~




AquaticSub -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 2:43:03 PM)

Wait what? There is a fine for toasting marshmellows from the heat of the flames of nasty threads/e-mails?

Damn... the Internet police really have gotten out of control.




Phin -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 2:45:43 PM)

I misunderstood your intent, I thought you were burning paper love letter that the moron would seen with your new corset.

there is a $10,000 fine on burning in NC, I dont want you going to jail, at least not utill I get the oppertunity to meet you saturday [;)]




AquaticSub -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 3:02:23 PM)

I was trying to make a joke when I really haven't had enough to sleep to do so. I warn you against getting me started on why when we meet up. I'll probably rant a bit... or a lot... depends on how long it takes for Valyraen to get bored of hearing it. [;)]

But thanks for the information. I didn't know we were still under the fine. Wonder if that applies to grills as well.




Phin -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 3:07:42 PM)

I really hope not, steaks just aint right if they arent on a grill...




Maya2001 -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 4:43:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

How do you feel, in general, about the other sites?  I've been thinking about putting up profiles just to see if something different than here can be reeled in.  I just don't know if I have time to check in at all of the different sites on a consistent basis.


with Adult Friendfinder I received the most emails from but I found the majority were married looking mostly for sex with a bit of kink , so became a waste of time for the most part a result I canceled my profile there.
I find Alt is okay , most of the people I have met in person has been through ALT .  I tend to get  less responses than here but most are from professionals /businessmen,  many  are very creative well educated and financially well off , and have shown a high level of respect toward me
I have had several write poetry, another would write short stories,  another created  personal videos for me (not x-rated ) and  considering the photos I have chosen to use in my profile I get very little in the way of sleazy emails. 
Here is example of one email I got today, he and I have exchanged a couple  emails prior and is aware I am seeing someone  ...the entire message with the exception of his signature

A NON-VANILLA VALENTINES...[when I find Her]...

A question of restraint

As I knot my images of you
together, I find us bound in an
eroticism of senses.

I can smell leather from colours
and feel the rough restraints from
the subtleties of art.

As I consider you,
Tied, and waiting, and waiting with me,
As I deliberate upon your unchosen answer
Of submission.

I have already whipped you with my eyes
and licked you with my mind
And can taste the sting of your vulnerability
as it intoxicates me with this moment

When the time of domination
turns on a glorious second of mind
As the aesthetic acquieces its art
to the demands of an unrestrained desire.

Happy Valentines Day...









SubbieOnWheels -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 4:55:55 PM)

FR

I'm on both alt and b.com. I haven't gotten anything on b.com in over two weeks. And I keep getting notices from alt that I have messages, but because I'm too cheap (poor) to pay them, I can't respond, so I don't even bother going there anymore. I can't find anywhere to delete my profile, so I just delete emails from them.

I've met several men from here, and they've all been very nice. The fact that most were incompatible was not a reflection on their characters, just not a good mesh with me. I'm still seeing two, and chatting with several others.

I've had my share of crazies from here, like, "Does girl have a picture?" and "Do you take it in the ass?" as first emails. They were placed upon the altar of the Goddess Ignora.




GreedyTop -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 5:00:45 PM)

FR~

Maya..wow, that poem was wonderful :)




MsLadySue -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 5:07:35 PM)

I had a message this week from a slave in Italy who told me he fell in love with me from one look at my picture. Wanted to come spend a month with me to prove his devotion, blah, blah, blah. I went along with the foolishness for a couple of days being a mischevious devil and found out he was sending the same bs to my best friend who also has a profile here. [sm=crop.gif]




Maya2001 -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 5:16:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SubbieOnWheels

FR

I'm on both alt and b.com. I haven't gotten anything on b.com in over two weeks. And I keep getting notices from alt that I have messages, but because I'm too cheap (poor) to pay them, I can't respond, so I don't even bother going there anymore. I can't find anywhere to delete my profile, so I just delete emails from them.

I've met several men from here, and they've all been very nice. The fact that most were incompatible was not a reflection on their characters, just not a good mesh with me. I'm still seeing two, and chatting with several others.

I've had my share of crazies from here, like, "Does girl have a picture?" and "Do you take it in the ass?" as first emails. They were placed upon the altar of the Goddess Ignora.


I don't pay for my account  --I am  not be able to contact a member unless they have paid for the option to allow non paying members to message them,

but should anyone  email me first I have never had problems or had to pay to respond to an email that was sent to me and I have responded to a couple hundred or more already since signing up as a free member




Missokyst -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 5:33:38 PM)

I have resigned myself to getting the emails from people who ask sexual details upfront in the first email.  It doesn't bug me because it sums up exactly what they want from me.  Delete comes in handy at times.  LOL but, heck if anyone asked me "does girl have a picture".. LOL I am not sure I could contain my sarcasm in a response.
Heh, thankfully I never seem to get those sort.
Kyst
quote:

ORIGINAL: SubbieOnWheels
I've had my share of crazies from here, like, "Does girl have a picture?" and "Do you take it in the ass?" as first emails. They were placed upon the altar of the Goddess Ignora.




GreedyTop -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 5:41:36 PM)

one time I got an email:  "the bitchslut must send me a picture"


well, he didn't specify what KIND of picture... so I sent him a pic of a mongrel bitch nursing a litter of about 12.

*grin*




RedMagic1 -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 5:43:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

one time I got an email:  "the bitchslut must send me a picture"


well, he didn't specify what KIND of picture... so I sent him a pic of a mongrel bitch nursing a litter of about 12.

*grin*

I have a friend who has used this one.
http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/60/60641/folders/32250/989523FatManAtComputer.jpg
Do not click on that link when you are eating.




GreedyTop -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 5:46:50 PM)

lol I've seen that




YourhandMyAss -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 5:50:08 PM)

Alt sucks, and not the nice sexy suck. and b.com I never been to. Well I went into chat once and was completely ignored while a buncha petty back stabbing and in fighting went on.

quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

How do you feel, in general, about the other sites? 




YourhandMyAss -> RE: Who buys that? (2/10/2008 6:06:11 PM)

so what kind of responces do the fat naked man get?




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