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Jeffff -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 12:41:31 PM)

Thank goodness, we have been looking everywhere for you

The Attorneys Hired to Remove You From Bob's Custody


Edited, because we have a shitty legal secretary....but she looks damn good in heels




LaTigresse -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 12:43:35 PM)

This is BoOb's former wife.

I confess, I am not really deceased. It was all an evil plot. He got the insurance money. I get to live in Jamaica, with no oOOo's.




Jeffff -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 12:45:18 PM)

Well......if you ever want to see your son alive again............leave $27.00 under your doormat

Leopold and Loeb




subtee -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 12:47:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Well......if you ever want to see your son alive again............leave $27.00 under your doormat

Leopold and Loeb


Hey! I'M her doormat!




domiguy -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 12:47:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

1:57, you "shall never love again"

2:18, you're done grieving and "moving forward"

Damn, it's true, you are much more sensitive than you seem to be. Unless you spent the last 20 minutesĀ sending outĀ a mass mailer to your sublist...




I'm a quick healer....When I was much younger I lamented damn near 27 complete minutes upon learning of the holocaust. That was before I developed my tough exterior.

Let's say that we meet and fall in love....If you passed on from some sort of awful fatality whether it be from an illness, hit and run or perhaps you were "Drew Petersonized"...You would want me to be happy, right?

I'm doing this all for you! Quite frankly, the thought of fucking someone new as your corpse is cooling gives me no pleasure whatsoever.

I'm doing it out of respect for your wishes.

"Suck my cock you whore." Domiguy shouts between sobs...."Swallow my Ka...Ka...Cock." Snot and tears rolling down my face...."I'm doing this all for subpee...Or was it tee?....I must be strong....Now swallow!"




kittinSol -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 12:49:28 PM)

The thought of all these lovelies jumping into a lovefest together has me dying for a wank.

BRB.




Jeffff -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 12:49:46 PM)

Dude.. you are so fucking thoughtful....you are making the rest of us look bad

Jeff




domiguy -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 12:52:07 PM)

It's a "gift." I was raised to take into account the feelings and needs of others. Bob dun well.




Jeffff -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 12:54:01 PM)

Indeed....is it possible..........I was wrong about Bob???????????

Richard Dyrefus




mnottertail -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 1:12:25 PM)

For my gin-less friends.

You know I never meant to see you again
and I only passed by as a friend
All this time I stayed out of sight
I started wondering why

Now I, I wish it would rain down, down on me
Yes I wish it would rain, rain down on me now

You said you didn't need me in your life
I guess you were right
Well I never meant to cause you no pain
But it looks like I did it again

Now I, I wish ....

Though your hurt is gone, mines hanging on, inside
And I know it's eating me through every night and day
I'm just waiting on your sign

'Cos I know, I know I never meant to cause you no pain
And I realize I let you down
But I know in my heart of heart of hearts
I know I'm never gonna hold you again

Now I.. 

Dean Martini




Jeffff -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 1:15:40 PM)

Not to hijack but... Ron?...last night I had some ...bushmills.." Black Bush".....outstanding

Jeff


well...it kinda goes with the.."gin-less"




mnottertail -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 1:16:36 PM)

Black Bushmills
Bushmills
Jameson

raining tears here, just reminiscing....




Jeffff -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 1:18:28 PM)

No ice........ and just a splash of.......... rain water?............:)

Jeff




mnottertail -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 1:22:42 PM)

well, why'nt we all get together, bring beer and bushmills and whatnot, go to LadyHathors place and hold a pissing contest, seems she would have the greenest lawn in the desert, a veritable oasis.

Abdul Abar Abar O'Bar Har  




Owner59 -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 1:23:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DomKen

Are you looking to store water for outside chores like watering your flowers or are you looking to save enough water that you can use it for washing, cooking etc? A water barrel or two will work just fine for the first task but for the second you're going to need a lot more water than that. An in ground cistern would be what you need and that is something you'll need a contractor to help you with.
 

My folks don`t have ground water where they live(or city water).Every drop they use is caught(from the roof) and stored in a cistern.

Rain water is naturally soft,it`s great to shower in it.My dad treats it with a cup of chlorine every few months,plus it`s underground and out of the sunlight.

It`s about the size of a small pool and they`ve never run out.




LadyHathor -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 1:31:21 PM)

You know, I ask about rain barrels and this happens, the best thread in days--I'm afraid to start one about composte-
 
oh and Ron could you please hit the plants and not the house ? I thought your aim was better than that!




mnottertail -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 1:33:16 PM)

Lotta backsplash, its past my shins, I'll try to reel out a couple more feet and stand back so there isn't so much hose pressure.

Yeah, compost--------shits gonna hit the fan on that one.

Ron




Jeffff -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 1:36:41 PM)

Hey........ it came right back on topic.................after a page or two...:)

Jeff

and compost has to be turned...so it rots evenly..:)




LaTigresse -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 1:38:14 PM)

And now we know that Ron is into self water sports.

edited to add.......self? self induced? I know......singular!




Emperor1956 -> RE: Rain Barrels (2/12/2008 1:42:01 PM)

What a fun thread, with some of my favorite people posting, too.
 
Uhhhh...when all you hicks get bored, you can come visit me in the THE BIG CITY.  We have indoor plumbing.  Fuck that "rainbarrel" crap.
 
E.




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