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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/16/2008 12:30:03 PM

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thank you all for the levity, i needed a good laugh today.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/16/2008 1:58:35 PM

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You have to be very careful with butter. It starts smoking at low temperatures and burns. Olive oil mixed with the butter will take much higher temperatures.

Are you suggesting the OP has a hot ass?

friction?

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/16/2008 2:12:40 PM

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Is rectal insertion of a stick of butter safe? I do not mean from a stretching standpoint; I am aware that substances such as alcohol or drugs have an enhanced effect when taken this way (although I've never put either up my ass) and was wondering if I could be risking a sudden heart attack or other kinds of medical fallout from this type of activity.

I had a sub insert butter once. She didn't become sick, nor did she have any type of medical fall out. Unfortunately............................She became a CERTIFIED RUMP SHAKER!!!!! And I had to spend most of my time SMACKIN' DAT ASS.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/16/2008 2:16:36 PM

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....*crashing in from crimsonmoan's Health and Safety forum thread*.....

Try putting some Tabasco sauce on the butter stick.

Nice to see you followed through with this.

As for the OP. There are plenty of other items in the fridge to place up your ass besides butter. Btw I didn't see if anyone asked this but, Why Butter?

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/16/2008 2:28:39 PM

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why NOT butter? Plus...yanno, if you think about it it's named BUTTer...
I'm just sayin'...

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/16/2008 2:30:32 PM

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the name aside I am really curious as to why a stick of butter is all. I've seen and read moe than my fair share os 'strange' and 'unsual' insertables but this is the first time a stick of butter has come up.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/16/2008 2:38:44 PM

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Well, I guess you could chill it enough to be hard. It comes with its own lubicant. Actually, it IS its own lubicant. It's a pretty colour. It doesn't smell bad. It's about the size of a ...well...depending on the guy, I mean...

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/16/2008 3:47:31 PM

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You have to be very careful with butter. It starts smoking at low temperatures and burns. Olive oil mixed with the butter will take much higher temperatures.

Are you suggesting the OP has a hot ass?

friction?

kitten, amused

To steal an RHPS AP line "Does your asshole smoke after sex? If it does you're doing it WAY TOO FAST!!!!"

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/17/2008 7:52:38 PM

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Madison avenue would have a great time with this.

Male sub bent over a chair. Sub "well, it feels like butter." Cut to close up of butt checks. Ass "PARKAY!"

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/17/2008 8:20:07 PM

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"butter"

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/17/2008 9:10:01 PM

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"butter"

Parkayyyyy.....

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/17/2008 9:24:41 PM

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/18/2008 2:00:10 AM

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I would be worried about meltage. Do you have any idea how hard grease stains are to get out? If you must, keep a big bottle of Spray n' Wash handy.

It would be just like taking that Orlistat knock off stuff... that Alli diet pills.

Side effects "Oily discharge" ~ no they mean the screaming butter shlitz from hell that even your pants wont hold. poor girl in the store embarrased herself. made a memo to myself to not take the stuff when I helped her and found out what she was on.

Gwyn,
on page 2 of a 5 page thread about shoving a stick of butter up your ass and the side effect.. my gods.. what has the world come to?

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/18/2008 2:26:44 AM

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No, but there are several lovely ladies I could imagine tied, ass up, across my bed. The "butter would be smokin"!

The gentleman in me apologizes, the barbarian is licking his lips.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/18/2008 2:29:49 AM

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Grease is the word. And no you will not absorb cholesterol in your sphincter. Sheesh.

Listen Mr. Keystone Kop of the Safety Police:
#1) I was playing along.
#2) the sphincter is the muscle that encircles the "asshole"
#3) the butter would end up in an area called the "rectum"
#4) the rectum is covered with blood vessels, just like the intestines
#5) Hell, yeah, the chlolesterol would get absorbed into the blood via the rectal vessels. 92-97% of the cholesterol manufactured by the human body is reabsorbed by the intestines as it is.
#6) The higher cholesterol one would gain by performing this act is less important than the low self-esteem one must possess even to consider this act.

You don't have the faintest idea what you are talking about. I at least was being funny.

Plus the lip muscles also constitute a sphincter. Which is funny.

actualy there are 9 real Sphincters (Gods I love that word) including the muscle around the mouth. Upper espsphageal ( ~ damn acid reflux) cardia ( upper stomach), pyloric ( lower stomach), two anal, pupillary ( in the iris of the eye ), Orbicularis oris ( the mouth one *smiles*), lleoceal (small intestine~ prevents back up of non digested from large intestine), sphincter of Oddi (controls secretions), and the urethral ( controls when you urinate )

we are just full of all sorts of valves.

Not many people know we have 2 anal sphincters.... well unless you are a size queen.. or study anatomy. *smiles*

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/18/2008 6:07:43 AM

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My primarly concern would be that you keep the butter off the floor. (Language may be NSFW)

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/18/2008 6:39:09 AM

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Gwyn mentioned oily discharge, which would be my concern, along with sudden bouts of sneezing, coughing, hiccuping and laughing
Never trust a wet fart after the age of two!!!!!!!!
ok its early thats all I could come up with
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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/21/2008 5:05:41 PM

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fallout

I read that word and died giggling. Sorry, I just did. It just seemed an interesting term to use with regard to putting something in the butt. Eventually, it would have to "fall out," no?

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/21/2008 5:24:15 PM

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We should make a new thread: What to do With an Oily Sub With Butter Up His/Her ....ermmm.....(you know)

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/21/2008 7:18:27 PM

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we are just full of all sorts of valves.

So which one bothered Ignatius J. Reilly?

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