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Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 3:46:52 PM   
SubChris2


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Is rectal insertion of a stick of butter safe? I do not mean from a stretching standpoint; I am aware that substances such as alcohol or drugs have an enhanced effect when taken this way (although I've never put either up my ass) and was wondering if I could be risking a sudden heart attack or other kinds of medical fallout from this type of activity.
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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 3:56:35 PM   
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What's your cholesterol count?

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 4:11:24 PM   
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OP.........

Right from the refrigerator still hard?
coating a heated skillet?
incorporated into a bubbling caldron of 450 degree shrimp scampi?

give us a little detail, wonderbread.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 4:14:30 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SubChris2

Is rectal insertion of a stick of butter safe? I do not mean from a stretching standpoint; I am aware that substances such as alcohol or drugs have an enhanced effect when taken this way (although I've never put either up my ass) and was wondering if I could be risking a sudden heart attack or other kinds of medical fallout from this type of activity.

Are you lactose intolerant?  That could be an issue, especially if you get gassy.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 4:17:35 PM   
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If thats what the recipe calls for.....


BAM!!!!

Emeril LaGasse 

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 4:19:58 PM   
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Is your name Tom? Do you have a wattle?

There are folks who strenuosly suggest no food items in body cavitys. For humans.


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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 4:21:22 PM   
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keepsquiettriestobegood...keepsquiettriestobegood...keepsquiettriestobegood

this is *SO* hard

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 4:26:56 PM   
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Hey..... Buy-our-tickets-because-we-are-purists..... women Block me because I'm an asshole, I mean an immigrant..... and now this.  WTF??????

Are these last three threads part of some post-Valentine's-Day full moon?

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 4:50:40 PM   
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Butter's ok...probably so's the eggs and the sugar....

the vanilla extract might pose a slight safety problem

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 4:51:48 PM   
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Leave out the yeast

~pale moon rising~


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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 4:53:17 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SubChris2

Is rectal insertion of a stick of butter safe? I....iiii'm not sure....I do not mean from a stretching standpoint; I am aware that substances such as alcohol or drugs have an enhanced effect when taken this way (although I've never put either up my ass)...up YOUR ass ? and was wondering if I could be risking a sudden heart attack or other kinds of medical fallout from this type of activity.


(I'm going to excuse myself from previous comments).

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 4:54:09 PM   
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there's no yeast in sugar cookies, girl....get a grip.

However, you are correct. Yeast would be....explosive.....

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 4:54:56 PM   
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Load up on the cinnamon and ginger tho..........family recipe........

Just a thought........

Mull it over.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 4:56:14 PM   
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Ginger?

Snap!


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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 4:59:22 PM   
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Sure

Call them figging cookies......

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:07:39 PM   
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*puts down the cookies she was about to eat* ... bleugh .. thanks for ruining my nutritious dinner guys

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:10:55 PM   
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Not sure because I don't go to the doctor (which is bad, I know). Since I'm about 30 pounds over my target weight and don't eat particularly well I am going to guess it is a little on the high side.

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:11:41 PM   
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Did someone unearth "Last Tango in Paris"?

There are better things to use than butter.  I would tend to use something with no salt content myself.

Stefan

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:13:25 PM   
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Unsalted butter?

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RE: Butter Safety Issues - 2/15/2008 5:13:58 PM   
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From the refrigerator the last two times, this time she's wanting me to put it in the freezer. The person who wants me to do this assures me that lipids don't get absorbed by those membranes.

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