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Griswold -> RE: CARS!!! (2/19/2008 7:10:04 PM)
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ORIGINAL: MzMia
Popeye, I saw a car advertised recently {I think it was a Volvo}, that alerts you
that you are close enough to hit someone, it alerts you when someone is about to hit you.
Mine does that too. It's the most amazing damndest thing....it has some kind of sensor or something in it....within seconds of hitting another car....my car makes a very distinctive "crunch-like" sound.
I tested it out a few months ago....sure as shit, it made that noise...I stepped out of my car....right as rain....easily $4,500.00 worth of damage.
(I swear I don't know how they do it?!)
it even has a detector that lets you know if someone is hiding next to your car at night.
Mine does THAT as well!!!!
The sensor is like some kind of amazing robotic thing. You walk up to your car and if there's someone hiding by your car....seconds later your wallet is gone (who fucking THINKS of this stuff????).
I have seen so many new features, I would not be surprised if there are cars that will
help you locate a hot submissive using the gps.[:D]
There are....I have that in mine as well!!!! Here's how it works: You walk up to my car, you tap on the window and say these words (you have to say these words...it's like some kind of software / voice recognition type of a thing I'm guessing) "I'm a Domme....are you a 49 year old submissive?".
It works best though if there's a 49 year old submissive inside.
I want my next car to have all the bells and whistles.
I want my car to fold my socks.
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