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BDSM Slogans - 2/19/2008 6:48:15 AM

parttimehotty

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This isn’t fully one sided in the joke area. And, well, it’s not as racy as much of stuff. So, we’ll try it here.

If you aren’t familiar with a lot of American slogans, this probably won’t mean much to you. Enjoy!

(close in on a person holding a small brown egg) This is your ass. (same person holding a large colored striped Easter egg) This is your ass after a scene. Any questions? –Anti-Drug Foundation

What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Why does a man have a hole in his penis? To get some air to his brain

What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth? One US leader.

Don’t beat subs without it. –American Express

What would you do for a spreader bar? –Klondike

Get a piece of the crop. –Prudential

Sometimes you tie up the nuts, sometimes you don’t. –Mounds & Almond Joy

BDSM: The choice of a lewd generation! –Pepsi-Cola

Bottoms. They take a licking and keep on ticking. –Timex

You deserve a spank today -McDonald’s

This is not your father’s S+M -Oldsmobile

Subs. Built damn tough. -Chrysler Plymouth Dodge

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RE: BDSM Slogans - 2/19/2008 8:12:53 AM

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Great! I love it.

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RE: BDSM Slogans - 2/19/2008 8:16:43 AM

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What Can Sub Do For You - UPS

Have It The Gor Way - Buger King

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RE: BDSM Slogans - 2/19/2008 6:23:41 PM

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Leather collar ~ $20
Riding crop ~ $30
Basic metal handcuffs ~ $10
Seeing your sub/slave squirming on the bed with the perfectly colored ass ~ Priceless

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RE: BDSM Slogans - 2/19/2008 9:10:27 PM

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This is going to hurt you more than it does me. - Sadists

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RE: BDSM Slogans - 2/20/2008 5:14:06 AM

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ok to be fare you need to add. Why do women have legs so they dont leave snail trails.

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RE: BDSM Slogans - 2/20/2008 2:53:21 PM

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The Subs way - Eat fresh!

I actually used to work at subway and really really thought about stealing that shirt o.0

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RE: BDSM Slogans - 2/20/2008 8:23:52 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sunnyfey

The Subs way - Eat fresh!

I actually used to work at subway and really really thought about stealing that shirt o.0

Would it have made your left "o" as big as your right "0"????

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RE: BDSM Slogans - 2/20/2008 9:19:43 PM

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Here at BDSM, we beat the shit out of the competition.

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RE: BDSM Slogans - 2/20/2008 9:51:51 PM

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Its not just for breakfast anymore.

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RE: BDSM Slogans - 2/20/2008 9:53:00 PM

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Got BDSM?

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RE: BDSM Slogans - 2/20/2008 10:00:49 PM

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whipings in the morning
whipings in the evening
whipings during supper time
when the paddle's on the table
you can get whipings anytime!

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RE: BDSM Slogans - 2/21/2008 10:17:00 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sunnyfey

The Subs way - Eat fresh!

I actually used to work at subway and really really thought about stealing that shirt o.0

Would it have made your left "o" as big as your right "0"????