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charlotte12 -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 4:28:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bleusparkles

So uhm .... What happens when you fart in latex panties?

[:)]



Charlotte was hoping someone else would ask.

This girl is glad to hear you're not worried that your Dom will make you continue to do something dangerous.  Since that is the case, thank you for an informative and amusing thread. [:D]

charlotte



bleusparkles -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 4:31:19 PM)

I really wanna know ... Everyone seems to be enjoying that part.



CrimsonMoan -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 4:31:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bleusparkles

So uhm .... What happens when you fart in latex panties?

[:)]



latex abviously doesn't breath like other fabrics do so it holds the fart in giving you a nice bubble. That is until the gas finds an escape route. Then you get what sounds like a bubbling fart.



bleusparkles -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 4:33:39 PM)

OMG I'd die.

Haha.



charlotte12 -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 4:37:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan

quote:

ORIGINAL: bleusparkles

So uhm .... What happens when you fart in latex panties?

[:)]



latex abviously doesn't breath like other fabrics do so it holds the fart in giving you a nice bubble. That is until the gas finds an escape route. Then you get what sounds like a bubbling fart.



[&:][:'(][:(]

Sounds like something that should be on Terence and Philip. [;)]




CrimsonMoan -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 4:44:23 PM)

Hehe adn this is why god gave man the wisdom to invent beano.

State I would also suggest investing in some shiny lycra and spadex pieces. at least then you have the semi look of latex but get the breathability of fabric.



Statepalace -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 4:48:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: bleusparkles

So uhm .... What happens when you fart in latex panties?

[:)]





You REALLY want to know? Ok, but be warned.

I drive most of the day (I'm an insurance agent, so I go lots of different places). While in my truck, most of my body weight is on my butt. Latex (aka rubber) panties trap the gas, then body movements have it travel to different sections of the panty before finally escaping.

Yeah, you ride around with gas trapped in the damed things. You feel EVERY minute movement of this air bubble as it travels around your underpants. It can even make a FULL circuit (from butt crack, around a hip, then back down through your legs and back out the other side).

It could be there for a while, too, it just depends on how much of a seal the sweat has created with your skin.

Think wet suit. Then think "I had Mexican food". Then laugh.

If you're standing, omg. It RIPPLES up the back of the underwear. Literal ripple. And it is louder than usual, like what happens if you pass gas while sitting on a metal chair.



Statepalace -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 4:50:33 PM)

I'll ask about the alternate fabrics. I have some vinyl (with a cotton crotch) undies. And yeah, Beano is on my shopping list.

As a proper Southern girl, I really don't have gas, but instead pass invisible roses. They don't feel any better when wearing those damn panties, lol.



ThinkingKitten -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 4:53:15 PM)

That is both disgusting, and utterly hysterical at the same time.[:'(][:D]



bleusparkles -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 4:57:01 PM)

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What the spirit seeks
The mind will follow
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ORIGINAL: Statepalace

quote:

ORIGINAL: bleusparkles

So uhm .... What happens when you fart in latex panties?

[:)]





You REALLY want to know? Ok, but be warned.

I drive most of the day (I'm an insurance agent, so I go lots of different places). While in my truck, most of my body weight is on my butt. Latex (aka rubber) panties trap the gas, then body movements have it travel to different sections of the panty before finally escaping.

Yeah, you ride around with gas trapped in the damed things. You feel EVERY minute movement of this air bubble as it travels around your underpants. It can even make a FULL circuit (from butt crack, around a hip, then back down through your legs and back out the other side).

It could be there for a while, too, it just depends on how much of a seal the sweat has created with your skin.

Think wet suit. Then think "I had Mexican food". Then laugh.

If you're standing, omg. It RIPPLES up the back of the underwear. Literal ripple. And it is louder than usual, like what happens if you pass gas while sitting on a metal chair.


OMG I luff you!

Pretty girls do fart ...



adoracat -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 4:58:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Statepalace

I'll ask about the alternate fabrics. I have some vinyl (with a cotton crotch) undies. And yeah, Beano is on my shopping list.

As a proper Southern girl, I really don't have gas, but instead pass invisible roses. They don't feel any better when wearing those damn panties, lol.


you know, i told the imp that girls fart roses, and he didnt buy it either.  all i could imagine while reading this thread was the awful ones that run to the front of the crack...eek!!!

kitten, fanning herself and giggling



Skully7000 -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 5:00:59 PM)

LOL. yeah I was also going to suggest you alternate between a latex bra, panties, garterbelts, I've seen latex flowers attached to hearclips that pass for vanilla items.
then if you move into thicker latex items you can get all sorts of Jewlery, as well.

Cheers
Skully



Statepalace -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 5:03:21 PM)

The experience has not been all bad, however. I did get some really positive things out of it.

Last Thursday I had an epiphany, and yeah, it was because of the gas.


Here I am driving, really sad, thinking about how unhappy I am with the prospect of having to wear latex every day. It is NOT the experience I thought it was going to be. Not in any way, shape or form. It's hot, I itch, it makes weird air noises when you move, and there is butt sweat. I'm really sad, and kind of scared. I don't want to tell Him that something He did made me unhappy - especially a Valentine's Day present, and out first one at that. Having me wear latex every day sucks. I'm doing it, I'm submitting, but I don't think He wanted me to loathe it so much.

I was thinking to myself that the intention was probably to have me feel slutty and self-conscious, not fat, itchy and sweaty. 

NONE of these things are what I want to tell Him. NONE of them. I want to tell Him about how my hips swayed in the sexy new lingerie that He bought me, about how I love wearing them and how they make me feel naughty and slutty. They don't, but I want to tell Him that. I have this strong urge to "make it right", to pretend and give Him what I think He wants, which is me feeling slutty and naughty.

I think He wants this, and I am not feeling it, so have terrible guilt and sadness about disappointing Him. I feel that I have disappointed Him by not reacting in the way He wanted. I feel sad that I've "ruined" His present by not liking wearing it all day.


Dishonest or not, I am running through a list of reasons NOT to tell Him. Thinking of ways to lie about the situation. Really upset because I am upset, and I don't want Him to get mad at me because something He did made me unhappy. Then I remember - that doesn't happen with Him.



I don't have to be scared of His reaction to me not liking wearing latex all day, because His ego is not so fragile as to be threatened by something so silly and inconsequential. I don't have to make everything right by lying and saying I am fine. I don't have to hide the fact that I'm sad, or scared, or unhappy. I really, really don't have to do that. I don't have that responsibility. I am not the one that bears the full weight of a man's emotional state, so must always pretend that everything is perfect.

What a change.

At 3:37 last Thursday, I really "got" that, not just mentally understood but somewhere deep inside I really believed it. It was worth the miserable experience. 



GreedyTop -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 5:12:31 PM)

That's awesome State :)



LotusSong -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 5:40:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHathor

Long term wear of latex panties can lead to toxic shock syndrome or pelvic imflammatory disease or PID--you need air down there--both of you need a dose of reality---before you are a very sick young lady.
 
Long term wear of latex in any area, cuts off circulation and is dangerous.


Yep.  Another case of a Dom who has no concept of female anatomy.  Think "Panty Liners" and dusting with baby powder or cut them into a thong,  (they have thong liners now, too).
 
Better yet..have HIM wear them to try them out in the interest of R and D.
 
(Yet another reason for some sort of Dom School before one calls themself a master)



Statepalace -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 5:53:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Yep.  Another case of a Dom who has no concept of female anatomy.  Think "Panty Liners" and dusting with baby powder or cut them into a thong,  (they have thong liners now, too).
 
Better yet..have HIM wear them to try them out in the interest of R and D.
 
(Yet another reason for some sort of Dom School before one calls themself a master)



Whoa! Like I said earlier, neither one of us (and I am female, and have decent awareness of my own anatomy) thought anything of this, as it was just "clothing". A wide array of latex items were presented to me, not just panties. I chose that item as it worked best under my work clothes. He did not insist that I wear the panties every day. I could have worn pants with latex thigh highs under them, but chose not to as that would have been hot.

Just felt the need to defend Him a bit. He's great with rope, SUPER safety conscious when we play, and has lots of skills in many other areas. He's the first one to slow things down, if He knows what is happening. Since He's not physically with me at the moment, it's my responsibility to stop if things feel funny. I'm the loon that toughs it out until I get a rash.

Women's undergarments may not be His shining moment, but that doesn't mean He doesn't have a concept of female anatomy. Hell, I thought that if I limited it to 8 hours a day that I would be fine - and I'm female. I tried to Google "dangers of long term latex wear" and nothing came up.

First time trial and error happens to everyone. I don't expect Him to be perfect, and so am freed from that expectation for myself as well. We both simply do the best we can with the knowledge at hand. Dom school (and sub school) is life long, I would think




camille65 -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 6:05:01 PM)

[sm=applause.gif]and it's wonderful, reading what learned in the end. Nothing like an epiphany in latex huh?It was really great to read that.



Statepalace -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 6:10:59 PM)

Yeah [:)].

Still, my present to Him was much less, uh, problematic, lol. And only $30, too.

Check it out - http://pics.livejournal.com/statepalace/pic/0000atqx/g9

Had a comic artist do a picture of "us".



camille65 -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 6:13:43 PM)

Oh wow that is very cool! I would love to have something like that. [:D]



Statepalace -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 6:20:23 PM)

http://www.toysurpriseinside.org/angelsanimeapparel/

Her name is Angel, and she is fantastic. It's $15 per person you want depicted and she is completely ok with nudity and bdsm themes. It took about three weeks.

I didn't have a picture of His tattoo, so had to give her a written description. It is wonderfully accurate.



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