RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong"

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BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 6:24:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bleusparkles quote: What the spirit seeks The mind will follow quote: ORIGINAL: Statepalace quote: ORIGINAL: bleusparkles So uhm .... What happens when you fart in latex panties? [:)] You REALLY want to know? Ok, but be warned. I drive most of the day (I'm an insurance agent, so I go lots of different places). While in my truck, most of my body weight is on my butt. Latex (aka rubber) panties trap the gas, then body movements have it travel to different sections of the panty before finally escaping. Yeah, you ride around with gas trapped in the damed things. You feel EVERY minute movement of this air bubble as it travels around your underpants. It can even make a FULL circuit (from butt crack, around a hip, then back down through your legs and back out the other side). It could be there for a while, too, it just depends on how much of a seal the sweat has created with your skin. Think wet suit. Then think "I had Mexican food". Then laugh. If you're standing, omg. It RIPPLES up the back of the underwear. Literal ripple. And it is louder than usual, like what happens if you pass gas while sitting on a metal chair. OMG I luff you! Pretty girls do fart ... quote: As a proper Southern girl, I really don't have gas, but instead pass invisible roses. They don't feel any better when wearing those damn panties, lol. omg!! I am laughing so hard right now my dog is worried about me!! So funny that the farting thing is coming up now.. This weekend Michael and I were sitting in the hot tub, jets going.. really romantic, right? All of a sudden I start to hear this noise and I look to see tens of bubbles rising up with a "POP".. I look at Michael and he goes, "it's not me" I realized that the way my knees were together, it was creating the bubbles and the farting noises.. I spent the next few minutes trying to make the bubbles and noises bigger and louder with Michael just shaking his head, laughing... lol

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 6:26:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: charlotte12 quote: ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan quote: ORIGINAL: bleusparkles So uhm .... What happens when you fart in latex panties? [:)] latex abviously doesn't breath like other fabrics do so it holds the fart in giving you a nice bubble. That is until the gas finds an escape route. Then you get what sounds like a bubbling fart. [&:][:'(][:(] Sounds like something that should be on Terence and Philip. [;)] Terence. Do you like apples?

GreedyTop -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 6:27:18 PM)
cool pic, State! :)

Leatherist -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 6:35:54 PM)
Wear them over a daytime pull up diaper, disposable. Change it on breaks. The latex will compress it, but it will at least absorb the sweat.

Statepalace -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 6:45:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Leatherist Wear them over a daytime pull up diaper, disposable. Change it on breaks. The latex will compress it, but it will at least absorb the sweat. That is an idea. I don't see why I would need to change it, as I would be using the restroom in the ordinary fashion. Being absorbent it should wick all the sweat away and not need changing other than once daily. I'll present that to Him as an idea. I know He's going to say no, but the presenting of the idea will at least show effort on my part. He'll say no because that's not His realm of kink preference. He prefers the "classic female" thing, with 3" heels and nylons. His preferred methods of erotic humiliation involve things like 5" tall thigh high vinyl boots, a trench coat, some satin opera gloves and a trip to the gas station. Diapers are just not His thing, but the idea is a good one.

Leatherist -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 6:47:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Statepalace quote: ORIGINAL: Leatherist Wear them over a daytime pull up diaper, disposable. Change it on breaks. The latex will compress it, but it will at least absorb the sweat. That is an idea. I don't see why I would need to change it, as I would be using the restroom in the ordinary fashion. Being absorbent it should wick all the sweat away and not need changing other than once daily. I'll present that to Him as an idea. I know He's going to say no, but the presenting of the idea will at least show effort on my part. He'll say no because that's not His realm of kink preference. He prefers the "classic female" thing, with 3" heels and nylons. His preferred methods of erotic humiliation involve things like 5" tall thigh high vinyl boots, a trench coat, some satin opera gloves and a trip to the gas station. Diapers are just not His thing, but the idea is a good one. Modern pull ups are pretty small and discreet. You can always tuck them under-and you will want to change them-they won't get as bad as bare latex, but still very hot and stuffy after a few hours. Take this from a guy who has kept a LOT of different girls in diapers over the years.

Statepalace -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 6:51:36 PM)
Lol! Hot tub gas, how romantic indeed. It's nice when you can be goofy with someone like that. Who better to be silly with than the person you love, right?

lighthearted -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 7:10:04 PM)
thank you for posting, I think is a great example of everything I like about CM. edited for spastic use of verbs.

kittinSol -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 7:23:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Statepalace His preferred methods of erotic humiliation involve things like 5" tall thigh high vinyl boots, a trench coat, some satin opera gloves and a trip to the gas station. More gas?!!! [:-]

AquaticSub -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 9:01:57 PM)
~Fast Reply~ Wow... just... wow. Thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Tuesdays are my days from hell and this provided the perfect ending to my day. I now know more about latex panties than I ever thought I would need to and am laughing my rear off. [:)]

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/19/2008 9:04:55 PM)
goes back ebay to watch auctions new latex suits here i cum

KMsAngel -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/20/2008 12:21:19 AM)
i know my profile says i'm here to listen and learn..... but this is so much more than i EVER wanted to know! [:D]

Sundowner -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/20/2008 4:36:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub ~Fast Reply~ Wow... just... wow. Thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Tuesdays are my days from hell and this provided the perfect ending to my day. I now know more about latex panties than I ever thought I would need to and am laughing my rear off. [:)] Will you marry me Statepalace? Like GT and AquaticSub I'm laughing to die, but your thread is wonderfully informative too - classic example of when we think something's going to be hugely exciting and we get it a touch wrong. -------------------------------- One idea you might like (and this works) is for him to make you wear suitable latex (or plastic) pants - not thong shaped, plenty of waist and thigh coverage - and for him to take you out for a fine dining dinner. But before you go (with your posh frock over your latex pants) he takes a huge fistful of E45 cream from the tub-sized product and smears it in your crotch, liberal amounts between your cheeks. When you walk, when you sit down, when you move it feels deliciously squelchy; and he knows, as you walk into the restaurant and during dinner, that you're squelching and feeling it. (Is silent squelching, sorry). Tight at the waist and at the upper thighs keeps the cream inside and not on your best posh prock. E45 (that's what they call it in the UK - must be something similar in the US) is for dry or itchy skin problems (but not intended for use by the handful!) and you're only in this for one evening, so no health probs. And not too difficult to wash off after, but of course when you get home your sexy bits are all lubed up ready for use. Pretty much a win win. And do make sure it's the most exclusive snooty restaurant in town. Adds to the fun.

calicowgirl -> RE: Latex panties - aka "The Valentine's Day present that went horribly wrong" (2/20/2008 11:26:05 AM)
State -- I have absolutely no words of wisdom on latex wear just wanted to say thank you for posting this thread. Made my day... I will probably be giggling through the rest of it. cali

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