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bleusparkles -> Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 9:23:00 AM)
"I'd shoot you with a paintball gun full of cum if it werent for the fact that you'd swallow it all!" Alright, its pretty basic ... Whats your best insult or comeback?

OmegaG -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 9:39:30 AM)
for that? "Don't worry, you wouldn't have gotten much to work with anyway."

bleusparkles -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 9:55:13 AM)
For anything. :) It doesn't have to make sense.

kittinSol -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 9:57:03 AM)
I always quite liked 'My arse; your face'.

sweetwenchie -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 10:02:58 AM)
when driving and someone blows their horn i tend to borrow my mothers favorite line... "Your horn blows does your mother?" stupid i know, but i can't resist, especially when i have the top down.

MissAidan -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 10:05:03 AM)
"Why don't you run along and play in traffic?" is a favorite, followed by "How about a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself."

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 11:01:39 AM)
just received this: "fuck you nigger whore" absolutely not our loveable troll's best insult ever after refusing to call him "master"

christine1 -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 11:15:24 AM)
two that i've had used on me were "you're as ugly and mean as Godzilla" and my all time favorite; i hear the prison is looking for an executioner, you'd be perfect for the job!" hehe....gotta love those insults from insulted doms on collarme.

Lashra -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 11:30:48 AM)
"You maybe fat, but I'd fuck you anyway you dominate bitch!" LMAO I had a good hard laugh at that one and yes, some "Dom" sent it My reply "I'm sure I am too fat for your little, short dick to reach the hole. Have a nice day." ~Lashra

Leatherist -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 11:32:59 AM)
"It's a shame that you are taking up the space that a more valuable quantity of fertilizer could occupy"

MiGTeK -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 11:34:30 AM)
"Well, it's probably a good thing you're not as stupid as you look/sound, otherwise i'm sure your brain would melt over the mental strain of breathing." is one of my old favourites.

BitaTruble -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 1:51:41 PM)
~FR~ "You really should consider sewing your ass checks together. Your butt plug keeps falling out and it's making you cranky."

bleusparkles -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 2:50:41 PM)
LOL Thats such a rude mental image...

breatheasone -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 2:57:42 PM)
"I wish just once you could be me....and I could be you....Then you would know what a drag it is to see you!" BOOYAH!! thats gonna leave a mark....[:D]

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 3:22:37 PM)
your to cute to be a lesbian. isnt your hair to long to be a lesbian. your not fat enough to be gay. this list is endless...

beargonewild -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 3:25:42 PM)
Replied to a email from a troll and my reply was "what an arrogant cumbag, you need something worthwhile for me to suck on so keep playng with your stuffed animals"

lilsubl -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 4:04:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl your to cute to be a lesbian. isnt your hair to long to be a lesbian. your not fat enough to be gay. this list is endless... when i came out at the age of 39, i was told i was too old to be a lesbian...who knew there was an age limit??

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 4:06:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lilsubl quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl your to cute to be a lesbian. isnt your hair to long to be a lesbian. your not fat enough to be gay. this list is endless... when i came out at the age of 39, i was told i was too old to be a lesbian...who knew there was an age limit?? 61? eep! (kidding)

GreedyTop -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 4:15:22 PM)
" hard to believe that out of all those sperm, YOU made it to the egg"

lilsubl -> RE: Best insult ever ... (2/21/2008 4:15:54 PM)
shocking, ain't it?? the support hose turn some off....but others.........

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