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RE: Critter stories - 2/26/2008 5:23:16 PM   
greyarcher315


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Status: offline 		Ok, i love dogs, but have never had any cats(they make me sneeze), but i am surprized no one has had any ferret stories. so here goes.
Had one ferret, Drake, who if anyone squeeked a toy, would grab my ex and try to drag her under the couch. really funny to watch.  Also had a ferret, Matthew, who would follow me around the apartment like a little puppy dog. Only time he didn't was when he got a hold of jelly beans, in wich case he would take his prize and hide. You could still find him by the sound of his chewing though.
   But the ferret that took the cake was Gryphon. She thought she should be able to fly(maybe because of her name) and would make the most amazing leaps from anywhere she could reach, usually in an attept to get over barriers we set up to restrict the little weasels movements. She once dragged a box across the floor so that she could get up on it and get over a barrier. she fell a little short, but not by much. She also liked to get up high and drop things on the other ferrets. Gryphon hated moose. Don't know why, but she would attack any moose she saw, fortunatly only stuffed ones, but i don't doubt she would have gone after the real thing too.
   And one of the funniest things i ever saw was when out doggot too friendly with the ferrets. The next thing we know, the dog is running around with ferrets hanging from her face.

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RE: Critter stories - 2/26/2008 5:27:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		Greyarcher, I have ferrets and post #46 is my missionary removal story courtesy of Nips my ferret. LMAO... That fuzzball had place of pride in my house until he crossed.  I work with ferret rescues and will probably always have ferrets here. Gotta love the carpet sharks!

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RE: Critter stories - 2/26/2008 5:32:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		My one rabbit likes to run around in circles around me every time I stand up LOL and he likes to go on the table between the two chairs when we aren't in the room and throw things on the floor. He knows he's being bad b/c when we enter the room, he runs LOL he likes to take things out of the trash too...hehe

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RE: Critter stories - 2/26/2008 6:10:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		A friend told me of his parents' cat. One night just before Easter, the parents were awakened and heard a noise. *pock* *pock* *pock* They tiptoed to the dining room, where they discovered the cat on the table.

The dining room table was decorated for Easter, with rabbits, chicks, eggs, and -- jelly beans. The cat was batting the jelly beans, which flew across the room and hit the wall. *pock* *pock* *pock*

The cat was not batting the black jelly beans, however. When he had cleared the table of all the other colors, he began eating the black ones.

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RE: Critter stories - 2/26/2008 6:51:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		Has anyone ever had animals that are in cahoots with each other?  Once upon a time there was a shetland named Star and a yellow lab named Joe.  Those two had the most fun when this girl would hang clothes on a clothes line outside. she would go out and find clothes laying on the ground and try to figure out how they got there, she would shrug and rehang them till they dried.  Till the day she observed the reason why they were being on the ground.  Star would pinch the clothespins open and Joe would tug the end of the clothes till he would place them on the ground and they would move on to the next item.  Joe used to have a bad habit of getting into the garbage cans waiting for pickup.  Finally put the lid on it and that helped for a bit.  Until Star decided to help him out, Star would remove the lid and kick over the can in order to give Joe access.  Needless to say, had to put a concrete block on the lid so that it had to be removed to put the trash into it each time.

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RE: Critter stories - 2/26/2008 8:58:59 PM   
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tell about something(s?) that your furbaby did that is funny, poigniant(sp?), adorable or whatever that YOUR furbaby has done.....



Well, I'm fairly certain this won't garner me any ongoing (female) pussy, however...one of my cats is (I'm certain) convinced that her butt (while I sleep) smells like roses.

I've done my best to convince her at several times during my slumber, that this is most assuradly not the case....however, she seems to rather consistently share a somewhat different opinion.

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RE: Critter stories - 2/26/2008 9:30:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		i have a kitten. She is 6 mos old now. She wakes me up by putting her paw on my lips. Unfortunately she wakes me up before the alarm clock does!
She is the most affectionate cat i have been around. I wouldn't trade her for anything.
She has a few different sounding mews that she makes which make me laugh.
We have had a hard beginning. She has been sick with diarrhea since before i got her. Finally found out what is wrong and she is being treated for it.
She fights to have medicine injected or popped into her mouth.
When we get to know each other better i am sure there will be some funny stories..

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RE: Critter stories - 2/26/2008 9:32:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

tell about something(s?) that your furbaby did that is funny, poigniant(sp?), adorable or whatever that YOUR furbaby has done.....



Well, I'm fairly certain this won't garner me any ongoing (human) pussy, however...one of my cats is (I'm certain) convinced that her butt (while I sleep) smells like roses.

I've done my best to convince her at several times during my slumber, that this is most assuradly not the case....however, she seems to rather consistently share a somewhat different opinion.


*snicker*

Yours must be doing kitty radar with mine.....

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RE: Critter stories - 2/26/2008 9:33:16 PM   
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i have a kitten. She is 6 mos old now. She wakes me up by putting her paw on my lips. Unfortunately she wakes me up before the alarm clock does!
She is the most affectionate cat i have been around. I wouldn't trade her for anything.
She has a few different sounding mews that she makes which make me laugh.
We have had a hard beginning. She has been sick with diarrhea since before i got her. Finally found out what is wrong and she is being treated for it.
She fights to have medicine injected or popped into her mouth.
When we get to know each other better i am sure there will be some funny stories..


winter.. what did they finally decide was wrong with her?

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RE: Critter stories - 2/26/2008 9:33:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		Cats are God's way of preventing domipenetration.

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RE: Critter stories - 2/26/2008 9:36:11 PM   
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Cats are God's way of preventing domipenetration.


are you allergic, or just concerned that they'd become too interested in the dangly bits?? *grin*

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RE: Critter stories - 2/26/2008 9:38:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Snot...Eyes encrusted shut...Can't breath. Other than that I love those hairy fuckers.

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RE: Critter stories - 2/26/2008 9:40:19 PM   
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Snot...Eyes encrusted shut...Can't breath. Other than that I love those hairy fuckers.


That totally sucks :(

*makes note: get a hotel room when Domi comes to town*

*grin*

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RE: Critter stories - 2/27/2008 3:00:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		what i am about to tell you happened some years back. I was living at home at the time and my mom was working and i put out 3 gain hens so they could defrost for dinner. I left for a couple of hours and came back. their were only two. My little sister said she had not touched them, so figuring our 3 cats (pebbles, bam and lippy) had something to do with it, so we looked all over the house. I called my mom and my mom said "chickens just don't walk off". Lets just say we looked, and so did my mom and could not find it so we went a head a cooked the other two. However, after dinner my little sister was heading to my mom bathroom and their was the chicken on my carpet in the bedroom, with a blood trail. it went through my moms bathroom and into her closet, where they had put on a box top under my mom hanging cloths, to let it though. They had to take off the counter, through kitchen, living room, my mom room, my moms bathroom and then into closet all while frozen solid. What even better is that when my mom go to work some coworkers who had been their when i called, had put a picture of running roasted chicken with a cat looking over the top of a sheet of paper and down at the chicken on my mom comp.

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RE: Critter stories - 2/27/2008 3:06:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		Forget the hotel room, Greedy, I'm sure you can expand on the sensory deprivation/breath play.
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ORIGINAL: domiguy
Snot...Eyes encrusted shut...Can't breath. Other than that I love those hairy fuckers.


That totally sucks :(

*makes note: get a hotel room when Domi comes to town*

*grin*


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RE: Critter stories - 2/27/2008 3:18:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		I bet it was a long time before the ribbing from her co-workers stopped! What a horrible mess to clean up though lol

My brother has two male labradors. He lives next door to an elderly couple and one day during the summer the woman knocked on my brother's door, fuming about his 'wretched thief of a dog'. My brother invited her in, sat her down as she was still shaking with anger and once she was able to speak told him that through the hole in the hedge, which he was meant to have sorted some while ago, one of his dogs had sneaked into the neighbour's backyard, through into their kitchen and proceeded to help himself to a cake that the woman had baked just an hour or so earlier that day and which was still slightly warm when the dog helped himself to it - she'd had to go out and collect a cake box as the cake she'd made was for a paying client! After his snack, the dog then proceeded upstairs and was found laying NEXT to the woman's husband who had gone for an early afternoon nap!  Once the cake had cooled, it was meant to be iced - the dog had found that on the side and ate it too.

My brother thought he was going to have a heart attack when she presented him with the bill for the cake - £85

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RE: Critter stories - 2/27/2008 7:00:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		MQF.....both KB and Shiloh had the whole cahoots thing down to a fine art form!  There isn't a door that KB can't open, and no place high enough to hide things.  KB used to get up on top of the fridge, find the goodies up there and knock them down to the floor.  Shiloh would then open the package, and the two of them would chow down.  I had a bag of dry cat food inside the pantry, KB shoved it out to where I'm sure Shiloh could get hold of it, and they ripped it open.......their bellies were stuffed so full, I found them sprawled out on the couch, miserable!  They both ate about 10 lbs of food!

I'm not sure which one of the bunch is doing it, but someone scares the fish in my tank until fish fly out the hole by the heater......I haven't seen them do it, but I'm down to a pair of everything left in my tank, and have searched all over for dead fishy bodies...haven't found a one yet.

I am convinced that anytime you get more than one critter in a room, they start to plan.....watch them sometimes...you can see the little wheels turning!

One other thing they seem to be good at is picking out the sucker in the room.......my mom is the biggest one in the family...every animal we have knows that if they want goodies, go get grandma!  Shiloh used to sit next to her at the dinner table, or wait out in the kitchen while she was cooking, and hit her with those puppy eyes, and JACKPOT!  Every dog that comes into the house knows exactly wehre the goodies are kept....my sister's rottie loves cheese, so he sits in front of the fridge...everyone else knows the bones are in the pantry, so they wait there.  Before I moved to AZ, I stayed with my parents, and brought the 3 cats....Smooch is just normally slender, but my mother was convinced that I was starving him....they had a dry food feeder in their pen, but she'd give them canned food everytime she would go out in the garage.  I'm lucky they didn't blow up to little oinkers!

Sometimes ya gotta wonder, just who the real dumb one is!  My cats live a life of luxury, and I'm out there working to support them!  Just who domesticated whom?

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RE: Critter stories - 2/27/2008 7:43:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hehe, animals are amazing, soul2share. Whenever I've conversed with someone that claims, "I'm a true Domme!" I ask, "do you have a cat?" More often than not they will.

I'm not surprised the dogs looked miserable with all that dried stuff inside them, especially once it began swelling up! My cats have Feline Maintenance and can only eat so much, if they try to pig out then they're sick. My two love lamb, it's their favourite meat and if we have a leg of lamb on a Sunday for dinner, they'll get the bone to share between them. They circle it like they would prey, start to move in, the male will pin it down with a paw and set to work gnawing the meat off the bone. The funny thing is that they'll be growling, I'm not sure at what exactly, as there's only me/my boy in the place and we're sure as hell not going to get down there on all fours to steal it!

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RE: Critter stories - 2/27/2008 8:06:22 AM   
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RE: Critter stories - 2/27/2008 8:13:03 AM   
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