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bleusparkles -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 5:54:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

are the men out there put off by this subject at all?  i'm a woman and it isn't appealling to me in the least. 

i really wouldn't want to read a thread on jock itch or whatever problems you have between your legs...i'm just sayin....(ok well blueballs i might be interested in...well, and the whole being hard thing...and...ok nevermind)


christine, I'm sorry this bothers you. I guess I'd just rather be a well informed woman ... Even if it is a little gross at first. I know I joke a lot but boards like this are great for open communication.



swtnsparkling -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 6:33:16 PM)

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christine1
squicked?  hell yes i am, i don't need to know about another womans monthly cycle or her wonderful love juices collected in said tampon for that matter...if you want to share my bag of spicy pork rinds i'm all for it, but don't bring up your fucking sexual or monthly discharges to me ok?


I vote this the BEST post reply today.



swtnsparkling -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 6:37:11 PM)

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. I mean, "love juices" are basically mucus ... Its like ... Vagina snot.





Smith117 -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:10:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

*chuckles* and here I thought it was because men have a lower pain tolerance.. and would die if they had to deal with so much pain on a monthly basis little alone in child birth.



Well, if we had to we would. It's that simple.

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

Hmm...
and also why some one weak is called a Pussy when it can shoot out a baby (which is an amazing thing and quite powerful) and a dick can barely be tapped and a guy crumples.. Hmm I think someone got it backwords. *chuckles*


Well, when a man crumples, he's back up within a few minutes. When the pussy "shoots out" a baby, the woman is out for weeks and months, leaving her coworkers to pick up the slack.

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

* nice to pick a fight occasionaly~ I know not all males are weak mind you.. I just don't like the whole thing where we get saddled with origonal sin thing and being the "weaker sex" My weaker sex ass.. LOL*


I'll leave you with the same argument that once made a nearly-feminist ex gf of mine spin on a dime to my way of thinking. I (jokingly at first) told her that women didn't belong in combat and she got offended. She was 5'4" and maybe 120 and I'm 5'11" and 190. I looked at her with her dropped jaw and said "Alright, we're in a firefight and I've just been wounded. Stand there and tell me an average girl like you is going to drag an average guy like me out of the line of fire without adding to the casualty count.

She just picked her jaw up and said nothing. Until I picked the same argument with a friend of hers at a party. As the friend's jaw predictably dropped, my gf was immediately agreeing with me and using the SAME example I gave her before.



bleusparkles -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:20:51 PM)

Honestly, all joking aside ... Besides the fact that used she the term "wonderful love juices" whats so bad about talking about tampons and pads and menstrual flow? We're all adults. Presumably we've all dealt with these things at one point or another in our lives. Did you fall out in the floor the first time you had to change a pad? Hehe. I mean, ok so its not the most pleasant conversation ever but its not screamingly horrible either.

We can talk about anal sex, beatings, needle play, golden showers, swallowing versus spitting and about a gazillion other things and we're just fine. Mention a lil blood and mucus and everyone gets the heebie jeebies. How come?

edited to fix typos



kittinSol -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:21:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Smith117

Well, when a man crumples, he's back up within a few minutes. When the pussy "shoots out" a baby, the woman is out for weeks and months, leaving her coworkers to pick up the slack.



You're funny... (I was walking out of the hospital a few hours after my son was born. Never was 'out for weeks', and I'm no superwoman - you're way off base, buddie.)



kittinSol -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:22:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bleusparkles

We can talk about anal sex, beatings, needle play, golden showers, swallowing versus spitting and about a gazillion other things and we're just fine. Mention a lil blood and mucus and everyone gets the heebie jeebies. How come?



Judeo-Christian superstition and fear of the human female. A fear that comes from ancestral ignorance, and that is being perpetuated today.



Smith117 -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:23:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

You're funny... (I was walking out of the hospital a few hours after my son was born. Never was 'out for weeks', and I'm no superwoman - you're way off base, buddie.)


And I've seen men get kicked in the nuts and not even blink, so what's your point? Are you saying *gasp* there are exceptions to every rule and not everyone is the exact same??? Surely you jest.



kittinSol -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:26:57 PM)

I'm glad you find it awe inspiring that a woman can push a baby out into the world, with all of her natural strength, and walk around a little while later. It's not uncommon either, you know.



Smith117 -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:28:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

I'm glad you find it awe inspiring that a woman can push a baby out into the world, with all of her natural strength, and walk around a little while later. It's not uncommon either, you know.



I don't, actually. I find it a wonder of modern medicine and nothing more.



MissMagnolia -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:30:16 PM)

*crosses tomato soup off the list of possible dinner choices*[:D]



kittinSol -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:34:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Smith117

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

I'm glad you find it awe inspiring that a woman can push a baby out into the world, with all of her natural strength, and walk around a little while later. It's not uncommon either, you know.



I don't, actually. I find it a wonder of modern medicine and nothing more.



Absolute bullshit. (I'm not alone in having had a completely natural birth.)



angelikaJ -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:39:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bleusparkles

Honestly, all joking aside ... Besides the fact that used she the term "wonderful love juices" whats so bad about talking about tampons and pads and menstrual flow? We're all adults. Presumably we've all dealt with these things at one point or another in our lives. Did you fall out in the floor the first time you had to change a pad? Hehe. I mean, ok so its not the most pleasant conversation ever but its not screamingly horrible either.

We can talk about anal sex, beatings, needle play, golden showers, swallowing versus spitting and about a gazillion other things and we're just fine. Mention a lil blood and mucus and everyone gets the heebie jeebies. How come?

edited to fix typos



good point...seriously



hopelessfool -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:45:02 PM)

To the OP, I recommend as others have said, go to the obgyn. Also If your on birth control, this might be the problem, when I switched from the pill to the patch, my sex drive tripled, and I often had the same problem, Try upping the size of the tampon as well as changing it more often. If you are on birth control, you might consider switching,

And to all those that are squicked, Just remember there are several ways for women not to menstrate, and some even leave the chance for reproduction later in life. As in various forms of birth control. I wasnt squicked by the blood, loved it actually, sex was better in my opinion, BUT, the cramps were to much so. ^_^;; Now I am squickless, and boring.

I hope this was partially helpful OP and good luck.
-La Kiten



Smith117 -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:45:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Absolute bullshit. (I'm not alone in having had a completely natural birth.)


Not alone, perhaps. But you're also not the norm, either. And unless you say you never once saw a doctor for any reason during the pregnancy, that ain't all natural. I didn't make a reference to whether or not you had drugs. I said a wonder of modern medicine. These days the medical field is so advanced, you can know whether you have a healthy kid so early on, that any possible problem can be caught and dealt with. That's not natural. That's science.

And just so you know...when something inside your body wants out, it's coming out. Your own strength or lack thereof is irrelevant.



MissMagnolia -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:52:29 PM)

You're just nitpicking now smith.

I, and many others, have what is termed, by the medical profession, a natural birth. That doesn't include doctors visits to check your blood pressure, etc. A natural birth is a vaginal birth without the use of drugs or intervention by doctors or midwives. 



SmokyMtAngel26 -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:54:14 PM)

Christine1--

You have a problem with womanly functions, and YOU are a woman?  hmmm, let me quote You a moment:  "i am woman! er, godzilla! hear me roar!"

For a woman sooooo proud to be said woman, you have a lot of nerve.  I think you need to rethink your quote, and your position of being so proud to be of the fairer sex.   And this goes for anyone else "squicked"-- if you don't like the topic, simply IGNORE it...period. (pun intended, hehehe)



GreedyTop -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:57:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Smith117

I (jokingly at first) told her that women didn't belong in combat and she got offended. She was 5'4" and maybe 120 and I'm 5'11" and 190. I looked at her with her dropped jaw and said "Alright, we're in a firefight and I've just been wounded. Stand there and tell me an average girl like you is going to drag an average guy like me out of the line of fire without adding to the casualty count.


can you say ADRENALINE?

I knew you could....



Smith117 -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:57:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

You're just nitpicking now smith.

I, and many others, have what is termed, by the medical profession, a natural birth. That doesn't include doctors visits to check your blood pressure, etc. A natural birth is a vaginal birth without the use of drugs or intervention by doctors or midwives. 


You're right, I am nitpicking. But then I never said anything about a natural childbirth at first, she did. All I did was make a comment on how long the average woman is out on maternity leave after birth. She decided to throwout the whole natural birth thing which isn't really relevant to what I was saying.



Smith117 -> RE: tampons (2/23/2008 7:59:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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ORIGINAL: Smith117

I (jokingly at first) told her that women didn't belong in combat and she got offended. She was 5'4" and maybe 120 and I'm 5'11" and 190. I looked at her with her dropped jaw and said "Alright, we're in a firefight and I've just been wounded. Stand there and tell me an average girl like you is going to drag an average guy like me out of the line of fire without adding to the casualty count.


can you say ADRENALINE?

I knew you could....


Adrenaline only goes so far. It ain't going to turn a 120 lbs girl into Wonderwoman. It might give her the strength to drag him a few feet, but she is NOT going to pick him up, sling him over her shoulder and haul ass like Rambo. And in case you aren't up on your nation's military history....that scenario has happened on more than one occasion in the past.



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