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mnottertail -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 7:37:07 AM)

I think that South Park's Mr. Hankey is a commonly cited synchedoche for its being a tangible thing, nevertheless:

http://www.amazon.com/Bog-Creatures-T-J-Glenn/dp/B00008978A

But, hey.....the jury's still out for some.  As for me and my house, we shall follow the turd.

Isaiah




kittinSol -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 7:51:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mrmorpheuslunar

I find it wonderful that the device has availed itself to serve our mutal needs.  I do believe the greatest advantage of our little circular flexible cup is that it does allow the female to fully chase after the heat that is bound up in her body and to race after it with all the vigor of the bound animal that it creates.  Just think of the whore moans (for the illiterate hormones) gathering and stewing and osmosing within your tiny little cavern inside as it feeds you ever more deeply.  Hotter and hotter she becomes, and in serving her master - silently she serves the heat's release.



Classic collarme eroticism :-) .




LaTigresse -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 7:56:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Smith117

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

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Also, about the whole toilet seat thing -- put the freakin' thing down and shut up already. We don't bitch incessantly about women not lifting it when they're done, why do they feel the need to incessarnly harp on us to put it down?


Yeah, really? I've wonder why "seat down" is considered the default setting on toilets.


If it has a lid the lid should be on/down. My reality and I am sticking to it. Plus, I read that if you flush with the lid up, a fine spray of water and whatever else is in there, is released into the air and around in a certain measured diameter I cannot remember right now. Lid DOWN!!



You can't put the lid down because women would pee on it and it would leak all over the floor. (Our gripe was with the seat, originally, not the lid)

If women can't look before they sit to put the seat down, they surely can't do it to lift the lid up and that will get quite messy.



Have you ever sat on a toilet lid with a bare ass in the dark? Have you ever sat on a cold porcelain rim and down into cold water, in the dark?

Make an experiment of it.....crawl into your nice warm bed after drinking a big glass of water. Make sure you've left the seat and lid up. An hour or two later you will have to pee. Crawl out of that nice warm bed and stumble into the dark bathroom. You don't want to turn the light on, good grief no, you are still half asleep! Instead of standing there wavering about pissing all over the place, make it easy on yourself and turn and sit. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now you are quite wide awake!!! Because not only did your naked arse hit cold porcelain but you've slipped down, with your ass into very cold water! You leap up, almost falling head first into the bathtub, slipping on the water you are dripping all over the floor, probably piss yourself in the dreadful excitement of the whole thing.......OMG what a terrible way to interupt your peaceful evening slumber. Now you've got to turn the light on, clean up yourself and the floor then stagger cold and miserable, back to your, now cold, bed.

The next night, begin the same way. Except make sure that both the seat and lid are down. Still, do the sit thing. "Oh, my" you think as your neked arse touchs the cool wood of the lid......"I left the lid down and forgot to lift it, silly me". You then lift that nice warm DRY ass back up, lift the lid, sit back down, pee, wipe, stand up and pull your drawers back up (if you are wearing any) put the lid back down, flush and head back to your still warm, bed.

Which do you imagine you will find less pleasant?




Leatherist -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 7:59:37 AM)

A low wattage night lite in the bathroom, probably..Once had a sub complain about this, so I just diapered her before bed.

"There, no need to get up now." [:D]




Smith117 -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 8:03:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Have you ever sat on a toilet lid with a bare ass in the dark? Have you ever sat on a cold porcelain rim and down into cold water, in the dark?

Make an experiment of it.....crawl into your nice warm bed after drinking a big glass of water. Make sure you've left the seat and lid up. An hour or two later you will have to pee. Crawl out of that nice warm bed and stumble into the dark bathroom. You don't want to turn the light on, good grief no, you are still half asleep! Instead of standing there wavering about pissing all over the place, make it easy on yourself and turn and sit. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now you are quite wide awake!!! Because not only did your naked arse hit cold porcelain but you've slipped down, with your ass into very cold water! You leap up, almost falling head first into the bathtub, slipping on the water you are dripping all over the floor, probably piss yourself in the dreadful excitement of the whole thing.......OMG what a terrible way to interupt your peaceful evening slumber. Now you've got to turn the light on, clean up yourself and the floor then stagger cold and miserable, back to your, now cold, bed.

The next night, begin the same way. Except make sure that both the seat and lid are down. Still, do the sit thing. "Oh, my" you think as your neked arse touchs the cool wood of the lid......"I left the lid down and forgot to lift it, silly me". You then lift that nice warm DRY ass back up, lift the lid, sit back down, pee, wipe, stand up and pull your drawers back up (if you are wearing any) put the lid back down, flush and head back to your still warm, bed.

Which do you imagine you will find less pleasant?



I can't answer this because I frequently get up to go in the middle of the night. I always turn the light on and look before aiming/sitting/etc.

One person's inability to do those things should not force the other person to change their habits to accomodate. Fall in a few times and you'll learn to turn the light on and look before you sit too.




kittinSol -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 8:08:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Leatherist

A low wattage night lite in the bathroom, probably..Once had a sub complain about this, so I just diapered her before bed.

"There, no need to get up now." [:D]


Kinky! I'm trotting back to the 'Hard Limits' thread [:D] .




Smith117 -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 8:09:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Leatherist

A low wattage night lite in the bathroom, probably..Once had a sub complain about this, so I just diapered her before bed.

"There, no need to get up now." [:D]


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Marc2b -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 9:24:08 AM)

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Average people discuss other people and toilet seat positioning, above average people discuss events, and superior people discuss ideas.


Why can't a person discuss all three?




LaTigresse -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 9:25:03 AM)

But I never said I was unable, I just said I was right.[;)]




jenf -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 9:26:50 AM)

My Master does no permit me to use tampons...the whole "your pussy is for Me only mentality" and so i am using pads...no problem, thay catch everything[:)]




abytchgoddess4u -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 9:53:22 AM)

All of my posts were very applicable to your 'miracle' claims.

Whether you 'care' or not.




obagaar -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 10:08:13 AM)

Tried tampons, but I stick to pads myself. When I'm on my period they're all I need plus some thing chocolatey and something with cheese. Then leave me the fuck alone for the next couple days.




Smith117 -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 10:26:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: abytchgoddess4u

All of my posts were very applicable to your 'miracle' claims.

Whether you 'care' or not.



I'll state this again then since you repeatedly miss the point.

THE MIRACLE CLAIMS WERE NOT THE POINT OF THE DISCUSSION. END OF STORY. I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU KNOW OR THINK OF MODERN MEDICINE. I WAS DISCUSSING A WHOLEY SEPARATE ISSUE.

Clear enough? Or do you want once again to indicate that your ramblings were relevant to a comment that I have already said wasn't the main discussion?




parttimehotty -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 10:53:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

i'm going to just saunter back on over to the pet food thread now and see if my stomach can recover [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m28.gif[/image]


[:'(]Ditto




sweetwenchie -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 11:23:42 AM)

~fast reply~

How in the hell has a thread that was originally on tampons gotten to be 9 pages?  [8|]   




LaTigresse -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 11:29:59 AM)

I am only surprised that you seem surprised...........[:D]




Smith117 -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 11:31:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

~fast reply~

How in the hell has a thread that was originally on tampons gotten to be 9 pages?  [8|]   


The wonders of the flow of conversation. [:)]




sweetwenchie -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 11:34:04 AM)

Did not realize that tampons could lead to so many offshoots and ramblings.    i am actually afraid to read the entire thread now  [sm=hair.gif]

There are only so many things to be said about tampons, or so i thought...  [&:]




Smith117 -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 11:36:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

Did not realize that tampons could lead to so many offshots and ramblings.    i am actually afraid to read the entire thread now  [sm=hair.gif]

There are only so many things to be said about tampons, or so i thought...  [&:]


Having been here since about page 2, I can tell you that you should be afraid....very afraid. I'm only amazed that the initial reason I dropped in has kept me here this long.




sweetwenchie -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 11:37:52 AM)

There must be something of interest to hold your attention for this many pages.




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