LaTigresse -> RE: tampons (2/26/2008 7:56:58 AM)
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Also, about the whole toilet seat thing -- put the freakin' thing down and shut up already. We don't bitch incessantly about women not lifting it when they're done, why do they feel the need to incessarnly harp on us to put it down? Yeah, really? I've wonder why "seat down" is considered the default setting on toilets. If it has a lid the lid should be on/down. My reality and I am sticking to it. Plus, I read that if you flush with the lid up, a fine spray of water and whatever else is in there, is released into the air and around in a certain measured diameter I cannot remember right now. Lid DOWN!! You can't put the lid down because women would pee on it and it would leak all over the floor. (Our gripe was with the seat, originally, not the lid) If women can't look before they sit to put the seat down, they surely can't do it to lift the lid up and that will get quite messy. Have you ever sat on a toilet lid with a bare ass in the dark? Have you ever sat on a cold porcelain rim and down into cold water, in the dark? Make an experiment of it.....crawl into your nice warm bed after drinking a big glass of water. Make sure you've left the seat and lid up. An hour or two later you will have to pee. Crawl out of that nice warm bed and stumble into the dark bathroom. You don't want to turn the light on, good grief no, you are still half asleep! Instead of standing there wavering about pissing all over the place, make it easy on yourself and turn and sit. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now you are quite wide awake!!! Because not only did your naked arse hit cold porcelain but you've slipped down, with your ass into very cold water! You leap up, almost falling head first into the bathtub, slipping on the water you are dripping all over the floor, probably piss yourself in the dreadful excitement of the whole thing.......OMG what a terrible way to interupt your peaceful evening slumber. Now you've got to turn the light on, clean up yourself and the floor then stagger cold and miserable, back to your, now cold, bed. The next night, begin the same way. Except make sure that both the seat and lid are down. Still, do the sit thing. "Oh, my" you think as your neked arse touchs the cool wood of the lid......"I left the lid down and forgot to lift it, silly me". You then lift that nice warm DRY ass back up, lift the lid, sit back down, pee, wipe, stand up and pull your drawers back up (if you are wearing any) put the lid back down, flush and head back to your still warm, bed. Which do you imagine you will find less pleasant?
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