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This is SO true - 2/25/2008 5:28:50 AM   
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SCHOOL 1967 vs. 2007  
Scenario:     Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1967   Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007
  School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again.  
 
      Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
 
& nbsp;
Scenario:     Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1967
  Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007
  Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.   Charges them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
 
 
Scenario:     Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1967
  Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.   Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007
  Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin.   Becomes a zombie.   Tested for ADD.   School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
 
 
Scenario:     Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1967
  Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007
  Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse.   Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.   State psychologist is told by Billy's
 
     
sister  that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison.   Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.  
 
Scenario:     Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1967
  Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007
  Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.   Car searched for drugs and weapons.
 
 
Scenario:     Pedro fails high school English.

1967
  Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, and goes to college.
2007
  Pedro's cause is taken up by state.  
Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist.
ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher.  
English banned from core curriculum.  
Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.  

 
Scenario:     Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.

1967
  Ants die.
2007 
   Homeland Security, FBI called.   Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home,
 
     
computers  confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.  
 
Scenario:     Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.   He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.   Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1967 
In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007
  Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.   She faces 3 years in State Prison.   Johnny undergoes 5 years of ther


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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 5:51:45 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddyAndCarina

 
Scenario:     Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1967
  Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007
  Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.   Car searched for drugs and weapons.
 
 

this caught my eye since my teen is TBI (traumatic brain injured) and takes prescribed meds for her seizures and headaches. the last 7 years, her schools have always requested that i keep some of her meds in school and i have flatly refused.  i did it before (keeping her meds at school) and when year ended, some were missing - the school didn't "know" what happened to them. so now her meds stay home.


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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 5:54:30 AM   
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My youngest took nose spray to school because of her sinuses acting up and it being a major test day ........... 3 days suspension  and a suggestion she get drug counseling sheesh

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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 6:05:52 AM   
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drug counseling and suspension!?!  *edited for language*   that's extreme!




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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 6:17:31 AM   
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Quail hunting?

You don't mean Quayle hunting, do you?

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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 6:41:25 AM   
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Carina.. that was great.. I'm going to email that to my Mom...

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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 11:51:12 AM   
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LMAO.... Ok, so growing up in redneck, cowboy country, this was absolutely true up here. And having a teenage son with ADHD, I can really relate with the modern day version as well. That's what makes this so hilarious. It's the god's honest truth!
 
(still rolling in bed over this one...)

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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 12:13:29 PM   
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Any wonder some of us want to live in the past ??

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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 12:42:06 PM   
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Reminds me of the legislation passed a few years back making it a criminal act to:

Tell a child the word 'no' if you work in a daycare in Ontario.

*tries to calculate the number of sociopaths this lovely law will generate*

*stops once the exponents grow past '12'*



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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 2:47:57 PM   
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Wow, If I never said No to my son we would hardly talk at all.

*I'm Kidding Folks*

I am gunna get him a T-Shirt that says "Daddy Drinks because I Cry"

And maybe another that says "I'm what Willis was always Talkin' Bout"

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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 3:09:15 PM   
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Lord I  think I  tell my  kids no 50 times a day

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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 3:10:59 PM   
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 Wow, only 50, Carina? You're nice. I gave up counting ages ago. roflol....

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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 3:32:04 PM   
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You know you've said it too many times to count when you make it more entertaining by exaggeration or creative commentary:

"No.  It means nada, zip, zilch, uh uh, forget it, not a chance, nein, you-must-be-joking, never, and is without a doubt only meant as 'Yes' to those with heavy dyslexia.

Got it?"



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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 3:38:05 PM   
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1967 teacher kisses student after student gives great speech or presentation.
2007 FBI and swat comes in after the serial rapist




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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 4:47:58 PM   
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Thank god my daughter is only 11 months. I am dreading the teenage years... attempting to explain the madness to her....

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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 5:44:28 PM   
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My  fave .... And you  think I would let you do that WHY?

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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 5:50:07 PM   
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So as not to let the school systems do it first?

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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 5:51:55 PM   
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More so use it inplace of no

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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 10:47:11 PM   
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My daughter has asthma, our school system is underfunded, so 6 schools share one nurse.  we were told her inhaler had to be kept in the office and she could not self administer, it must be administered by the nurse, who would be there one day a week.  I don't know if you have dealt with asthma, but it can be fatal if not treated promptly.

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RE: This is SO true - 2/25/2008 10:50:22 PM   
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Most times the nurse will force water down them first to see if it helps which usually it  does... but not always I still have no  clue why  but for my son it worked pretty good most times

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