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ORIGINAL: mnottertail Supposin' I were to sashay up to John Wayne and say, 'I say old chap, have you a spare petrol bowzer?' Wots the likely'ood Id retain me bum sommat? John Wayne's real name was "Marion". He didn't mind a bit of camp, once in a while. We say "petrol" you say "gas", as if it were a fart. We say "fart": you say "gas", as if it were petrol. You say "'erb"; we say "herb", because there's a bloody "h" in front of it. Ad infinitum, guv' . PS: I add, in a spirit of fairness, that I find "ass" a million times sexier than "arse", which rhymes with "farce". The world is a strange place....We say ass that rhymes with lass that rhymes with mass...Now whether it be I or some priest unloading a mass in some lads or lass' ass....Makes little difference. I have never been to mass. But I've been To Mass. "Well I never been to England..But I kinda like the Beatles Well, I headed for Las Vegas...Only made it out to Needles."
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