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A Wise Captian - 2/26/2008 10:32:20 PM

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In the old sailing days, a Captian was approached by one of his crew who told him they were being approached by a pirate ship.

The Captian, being a wise leader, told the crewman to bring him his red shirt.

The crewman asked, "But why the red shirt Captian?"

And the Captian replied, "Because then if I am wounded none will notice and they will keep on fighting"

A fierce battle ensued and they were victorious.

Later, the same crewman approached the Captian and told him they were being apporached by 3 pirate ships.

The Captian thought for a moment and told the crewman "Bring me my brown pants"

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RE: A Wise Captian - 2/26/2008 11:01:54 PM

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LOLOL

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RE: A Wise Captian - 2/27/2008 9:04:56 AM

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RE: A Wise Captian - 2/27/2008 9:35:29 AM

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Heard that one applied to Hitler and Mussolini.Still a good one.

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RE: A Wise Captian - 2/27/2008 10:12:48 AM

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i've also heard Napoleon

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