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Cheeseburger, coke, or handjob? - 2/27/2008 3:17:04 PM

Pyrrsefanie

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A man is making a cross-country road trip. Weary and hungry one evening while driving, he pulls over at a diner to grab a bite to eat. In the front of the diner is a sign that says

"Cheeseburger -- $1.50
Coca Cola -- $0.75
Handjob -- $5.00"

Bewildered, the man asks the drop-dead gorgeous lady standing behind the counter, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs?"

"Yeah, I am," she replies.

"Oh, good," he says. "Then go wash your hands and make me a fucking cheeseburger."

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RE: Cheeseburger, coke, or handjob? - 2/27/2008 5:32:56 PM

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An oldie, but goodie.

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

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RE: Cheeseburger, coke, or handjob? - 2/27/2008 10:00:27 PM

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I had never heard that before, but it made Me laugh!

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RE: Cheeseburger, coke, or handjob? - 2/28/2008 12:03:48 PM

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LOL