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parttimehotty -> 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 5:39:52 AM)

 10. Come on, who's gonna find out?

9. I promise you wont choke.

8. Can I get you in the pooper?

7. Trust me, I'm a professional.

6. Well, your sister likes it like that.

5. Wow look at the ass on her!

4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?

3. I gotta poop.

2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?

1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.



mnottertail -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 5:42:22 AM)

LOL, I have said every one of those, except 1.  Condominiums? I don't use em.

Rocky Balboa



parttimehotty -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 5:46:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

LOL, I have said every one of those, except 1.  Condominiums? I don't use em.

Rocky Balboa


When i saw it was YOU that replied, i was a bit scared to read your note! But now i'm glad that i did and quite honestly, i'm NOT surprised you've said those! lol



mnottertail -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 5:49:40 AM)

Why would you be scared, please? If you don't wanna say it here, drop me a note, I would be interested.  I am everyday nice enough people.

Ron



parttimehotty -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 5:50:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Why would you be scared, please? If you don't wanna say it here, drop me a note, I would be interested.  I am everyday nice enough people.

Ron


You are known here for your "biting" comments ;)  No worries, it's all good (as the kids say)



Jeffff -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 5:56:19 AM)

He is a pussy cat. or maybe a soft cuddly puppy. In fact he is so sensitive, both Domi and I suspect he may be a woman. It is the internet you know!

Jeff

Editied cuz it has been a long fuckin' week and I am tired



parttimehotty -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 5:58:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

He is a pussy cat. or maybe a soft cuddly puppy. In fact he is so sensitive, bot Domi and I suspect he may be a woman. It is the internet you know!

Jeff


Lol, this is true! What was i thinking being "scared" of another woman??? (Smooches mnottertail)



LadyHibiscus -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 8:42:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Why would you be scared, please? If you don't wanna say it here, drop me a note, I would be interested.  I am everyday nice enough people.

Ron


You are known here for your "biting" comments ;)  No worries, it's all good (as the kids say)


No, no, he is known because he BITES.  It's another reason to love him!



HypnoticDan -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 12:19:38 PM)

More things:

6. Yeahright, and next you're gonne tell me you have talent.
5. See that girl?  Go pick her up for me.
4. See that guy?  Go pick him up for me.
3. Huh?  Of course I wasn't listening.  You'd put a hypnotist to sleep.
2. Honey, don't blame the pants.
1. Pfft.  You sound just like my wife.




LaTigresse -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 12:23:55 PM)

another big no no....

"Are you really gonna wear that?" similar to "I don't think you want to wear that."

or...

"Maybe you shouldn't have that muffin/cookie/candy honey."

or..

"come on baby, (insert ex-girlfriend's name) used to."

Apparently I am not known for my sensitivity.



LadyRainfire -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 1:43:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Why would you be scared, please? If you don't wanna say it here, drop me a note, I would be interested.  I am everyday nice enough people.

Ron
[/quote

Ron, I got bitched out when I made the comment to a friend that there was only person (so far) I didn't care for on CM. I was told bluntly it had damned well better not be you. When I explained who it was (and nope, it's not you!!) she was very relieved and said good - that you're too good a guy and funnier than most people. [:D]



Aswad -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 2:35:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

10. Come on, who's gonna find out?


Never cared much for that one, but I'm not ruling it out.

I think it may have occured in the context of a public restroom.

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9. I promise you wont choke.


Check.

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8. Can I get you in the pooper?


Check.

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7. Trust me, I'm a professional.


Check.

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6. Well, your sister likes it like that.


Not yet.

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5. Wow look at the ass on her!


Check; in a good way, though.

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4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?


Not yet. DD-cup is plenty.

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3. I gotta poop.


Check. Dang, I hate that one.

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2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?


Check.

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1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.


Not yet.

Health,
al-Aswad.



lronitulstahp -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 2:50:12 PM)

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4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?



Not yet. DD-cup is plenty. 


Good Man!!!LOL...



subtee -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 3:15:50 PM)

Let's go hang out at your house...your mom is hawt.
(poor kid)



courtesan32 -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 4:09:48 PM)

you're pregnant, last night was Royhpnol night, dont you remember???



Leatherist -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 5:24:22 PM)

Big girls can learn to put the toilet seat down.

Don't go blaming it on pms.

You remind me of mom.

You remind me of dad.






lusciouslips19 -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 6:55:38 PM)

You know how I convinced you to let me fuck you without a condom? Well, I have had pain and burning with urination....



subtee -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 7:22:15 PM)

You have a great personality



Leatherist -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 7:24:52 PM)

I hear that plastic surgery can do wonders these days.



MadameMajidah -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 7:34:38 PM)

Well you see.. there was this water buffalo...



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