RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend

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Noah -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 7:57:54 PM)
That felt just like a vagina, only bigger.

angelbluewingsz -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (2/29/2008 8:28:04 PM)
1)your sister was better, but your mother was wetter.... 2)hey, since you're down there, could you give that pimple a little lick and tell me if it tastes like syphilis to you? 3)I swear, insert girls name here , she was just a fuck.... 4) Wow, I havn't had pussy this good since my last family reunion.. 5) I'm glad you like this anal stimulator but I have to return it to my mom's stash before she gets home. 6)I didn't say you HAD gained 20 lbs, I just said it LOOKED like you gained 20 lbs! 7) Sheesh, don't be so sensative 8) hey, an echo! 9) oh, you.. well, since you are here I suppose you'll do. My personal favorite 10) would you mind wearing this pillow case on your head and not speaking.??? I want to pretend your somebody pretty.

Saratov -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (3/1/2008 4:00:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadameMajidah Well you see.. there was this water buffalo... ... and... well... uhhh... it was a little ummm, less loose.

MrSpectacular -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (3/1/2008 6:57:34 PM)
My list - hasten to add I would never say these to a lady! 1 That dress makes you look really fat 2 I wish you would wear your make up 3 I prefer blonds -would you dye your hair 5 Your mother looks really hot 6 Do you think my wife looks sexy 7 That is the worst hair cut you ever got 8 Sorry for falling asleep - you just weren't doing it for me 9 I think I've seen a bigger butt than yours somewhere 10 Your not the type of girl guys marry

parttimehotty -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (3/3/2008 5:19:46 AM)
2)hey, since you're down there, could you give that pimple a little lick and tell me if it tastes like syphilis to you? Oh GROSS*[:'(]

Muttling -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (3/3/2008 5:45:46 AM)
- I've had better. - You know you like it......they all like it.

AMaster -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (3/3/2008 9:37:42 AM)
No wonder I'm not so successful with the ladies.

Saratov -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (3/3/2008 9:52:52 AM)
If she says something about you not being a 'tight fit'... might not be a good idea to mention that "even the mighty redwood seems small when placed in the grand canyon"

CuriousLord -> RE: 10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend (3/3/2008 2:13:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty 10. Come on, who's gonna find out? 9. I promise you wont choke. 8. Can I get you in the pooper? You might be surprised with how often those three lines work. (Well, not on a girlfriend, I guess. But in a bar or other hangout? Lots of girls..)

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