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Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 4:39:38 PM   
Kana


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Who wins the fight:
Jason Bourne or James Bond?
and why?
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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 4:45:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		Jason Bourne can't act to save his life so to speak.

I also used to believe in Bond until the penultimate one played him.

Mr Bond has such an elaborate cover at International Exports, of coarse  that is a stupid name for a company as all exports are international. Mr sits on chair and strokes white cat should be able to see through that smokescreen IMOSHO. 
 
I've sat through all the mundane Bourne films and I still have no idea who he is working for and why he is running away from the people he works for or running towards them whatever.

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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 5:16:37 PM   
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Need some parameters here. Are we talking Connery Bond or the Steele dude or the new blondie?

Seriously...


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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 5:18:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		heh Bond all the way...with those neato gadgets and all, and if it were the sean connery version...he'd win by voice alone.

i think you should have included worf...he is the baddest.

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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 5:44:40 PM   
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In a fight, I don't know who would win.

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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 5:45:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		Bourne would kill Bond, with his bare hands.
 
Then Steven Seagal would show up, and whip the shit out of Bourne, with his ponytail.

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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 5:47:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sounds like the script from a typical Steven Seagull film that.

The only thing that changes in a Steven Seagull film is the hostage location. He spins a wheel.

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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 5:50:03 PM   
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Bourne would kill Bond, with his bare hands.
 
Then Steven Seagal would show up, and whip the shit out of Bourne, with his ponytail.


worf had a ponytail....(but his teeth were kinda bad)

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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 5:55:45 PM   
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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 5:57:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		So in effect you are saying Bourne has no fun in his life?

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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 5:59:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, I didn't really see any 'fun' mentioned in the books or movies... so while not my original thought I would have to agree that he doesn't seem to....

Even the sex scene with Marie didn't really seem fun- more urgent....


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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 6:04:47 PM   
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Sounds like the script from a typical Steven Seagull film that.

The only thing that changes in a Steven Seagull film is the hostage location. He spins a wheel.


I thought he threw darts at a board......
 
Kidding aside, if I had to pick one of the movie badasses to be on my side in a fight, I'd pick Seagull. Seagal, I mean.

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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 6:06:05 PM   
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Bourne would kill Bond, with his bare hands.
 
Then Steven Seagal would show up, and whip the shit out of Bourne, with his ponytail.


worf had a ponytail....(but his teeth were kinda bad)


What on earth is a Worf? That Klingon guy?

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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 6:06:33 PM   
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bourne has no chance..


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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 6:08:48 PM   
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bond would use his secret weapon (which is micheal jackson)

bourne has no chance..



He'd use Michael's nose as a projectile?

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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 6:10:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		MJ has many different weapons.  #1 being his voice.
#2 being he'd hit on bourne.


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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 6:10:30 PM   
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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 6:11:06 PM   
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Kidding aside, if I had to pick one of the movie badasses to be on my side in a fight, I'd pick Seagull. Seagal, I mean.


Mr Level you were correct the first time and then you fell for that Hollywood myth that his name wasn't seabird related.

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RE: Who wins the fight? - 2/29/2008 6:18:43 PM   
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