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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 10:29:51 AM

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damnit i want cuddling and sex... GO AWAY JEFF..

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 10:31:40 AM

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Sorry, thats the only thing prescribe..

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 10:31:50 AM

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(...) she became much more stepford wife.

It was very scary to see the mommah go from psudo angry woman, to poodle-skirts.

Eeeek

. Let's hope this doesn't happen to the rest of us

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 10:43:42 AM

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ok that was a very scary visual! LOLOL

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 10:46:55 AM

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My mother went through menopause as I was going through puberty. Really fun place our home was for a while.

I had very few problems. I didn't have hot flashes so much as warm surges. I did have the mood swings, and it could be a frightening sight for anyone in my vicinity, but I would snap out of them in an instant. My periods were extra-heavy for a while, diminished to every other month, then less frequently, then haphazardly but very minor. I had to be prepared all the time, just in case. (Disney World in 2000 - I was NOT prepared! Learned my lesson.) Finally, when it had been a year after my last period, I heaved a sigh of relief.

Now that I'm post-menopausal and diabetic, I still have things I go through. Now I have the hot flashes and night sweats. But I will not use HRT. My sister used HRT, and she died from ovarian cancer. I don't know if there's a connection, but the symptoms are not an obstacle to living a contented life, and I'm not a big risk-taker when it comes to my health.

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 10:47:37 AM

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Or, you can also lose sex drive. Get to where you just purely don't give a damn.

Restless leg syndrome

Migraines

The ability to commit cold hearted murder with no feelings of remorse......

Weight gain

Anxiety attacks, quite often to be accompanied by the hot flashes and restless leg syndrome

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 10:49:47 AM

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I have never been so horny now that I'm going through pre-menopause.

I know a few women who have gone through menopause. This is one possibility. The other one is a complete disappearance of one's sex drive.

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 10:49:52 AM

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gawd...

suddenly I'm not so looking forward to the baby factory shutting down for good

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 10:50:02 AM

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The ability to commit cold hearted murder with no feelings of remorse......

but but..judge....it wasnt me who did it...it was my menopause....

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 10:52:11 AM

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The ability to commit cold hearted murder with no feelings of remorse......

but but..judge....it wasnt me who did it...it was my menopause....

Makes you long for the days when you were psychotic only 4 days a month, unlike men who have to deal with testosterone psychosis on a 24x7x365 basis.

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 10:52:20 AM

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gawd...

suddenly I'm not so looking forward to the baby factory shutting down for good

Lots of wine and good chocolate......

Add as much outdoor activity as possible and it is survivable.

I also added more soy, some misc herbal goodies and did some changes in my diet that has helped alot.

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 10:55:22 AM

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*ick* chocolate

lol

sacreligious, I know.

Soy is something that a few people have recommended.

*busy making notes*

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 10:56:11 AM

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Soy silk soy milk. Good and good for you. I make my cafe au laits with it.

Here is a very helpful link for you......

http://www.drweil.com/drw/u/ART00700/menopause-symptoms

scroll down and there is some good info on supplements and stuff

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 10:58:16 AM

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What the hell do you want to know for? Jay-sus! ~sniffles~ I’m sorry….but CRIPES CAN’T YOU GOOGLE? Oh man…I apologize…it’s so fuckin hot in here. Did I take my pills? Wait…this is Wednesday? Thursday? SHIT! Forgot the lunch money again...~sob~ I suck as a mother…why do they have to eat so much?! Like 3 times a day with them….and I NEVER ASKED FOR A TEENAGER I SAID I WANTED A BABY…I’m sorry, Greedy, I don’t mean to direct anything at you….I actually love you, you know that? It’s true. I read all your posts and I really, really love you. I’m not like, lesbianish, but I am sooooo wet right now…practically getting a rash and I could get nailed like 7 times a day. WHO THE HELL THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY AS TO MAKE MY LIBIDINOUS EQUAL A PIMPLY-FACED, WOW-PLAYING 18-YEAR-OLD WITH A 40-SECOND PERSONAL BEST SAC TIME. ~crying~ you know what it is? I really apologize; I just didn’t sleep much with having to change the goddamn sweat-soaked sheets TWICE in the middle of the night. I’m so sorry, Greedy, honey, I don’t mean to scare you. I mean women do this all the time right? Yep. Just like they told us about childbearing—labor and delivery (like it’s DHL when really during my 20th hour of screaming I begged them to just “put me down”). I wish I could hug you right now…~rubs her chin~ oh this is PERFECT. Another freakin chin hair which, let’s face it, is a WHISKER. I know what’s going on here…Ima get all stooped with osteoporosis, Ima get covered with inappropriate hair, Ima become hideous and mean, snarling and chewing bark and shit because

…menopausal women become SASQUATCHES

BFFs, right?! ~hugs~

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[Edited to ask, "what were we talking about?"]

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 11:02:15 AM

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Well, my health seems to follow my dad's side of the family, but the female issues are from my mom's side......she went into menopause at about 50.....that's only 2 1/2 years away for me. Her and my dad are OTR truckers, and hit her so bad that she came in off the road for about 6 weeks to get everything regulated......she was absolutely miserable! One minute, she'd be laughing at soemthing my dad said, then she'd be sobbing madly, and then she'd be biting my dad's head off. Imagine PMS in an area not much bigger than a large bathroom......locked inside a big rig with a crazy woman!!!!

I am already getting the hot flashes and night sweats.....I have 4 sets of sheets, and have gone thru all 4 in one night, and soaked the pillows and light comforter I have on the bed. I have yet to turn my AC off....all WINTER! I crank the AC at work down so low that people passing thru comment about the possibility of snowfall....my mom ended up having to stay on anti depressants, but that may also be due to the chemical imbalance we women in the family suffer. She's not taking any other hormones, which is a good thing, cuz she's not big on pills....we can tell immediately when she's missed her dose of her happy pills!

Needless to say, I'm NOT looking forward to it. The only good thing is that I'm such a Bitch that no one really knows when I'm PMS'ing or not!

OMG!!!! Subtee, I just read your post...thanks for the great laugh! At least I didn't have pepsi in my mouth!!!! Do you know....you sounded just like my mom when she went thru it!!!! ahhhhh..the memories!

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 11:02:29 AM

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What the hell do you want to know for? Jay-sus! ~sniffles~ I’m sorry….but CRIPES CAN’T YOU GOOGLE? Oh man…I’m apologize…it’s so fuckin hot in here. Did I take my pills? Wait…this is Wednesday? Thursday? SHIT! Forgot the lunch money again...~sob~ I suck as a mother…why do they have to eat so much?! Like 3 times a day with them….and I NEVER ASKED FOR A TEENAGER I SAID I WANTED A BABY…I’m sorry, Greedy, I don’t mean to direct anything at you….I actually love you, you know that? It’s true. I read all your posts and I really, really love you. I’m not like, lesbianish, but I am sooooo wet right now…practically getting a rash and I could get nailed like 7 times a day. WHO THE HELL THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY AS TO MAKE MY LIBIDINOUS EQUAL A PIMPLY-FACED, WOW-PLAYING 18-YEAR-OLD WITH AND A 40-SECOND PERSONAL BEST SAC TIME. ~crying~ you know what it is? I really apologize; I just didn’t sleep much with having to change the goddamn sweat-soaked sheets TWICE in the middle of the night. I’m so sorry, Greedy, honey, I don’t mean to scare you. I mean women do this all the time right? Yep. Just like they told us about childbearing—labor and delivery (like it’s DHL when really during my 20th hour of screaming I begged them to just “put me down”). I wish I could hug you right now…~rubs her chin~ oh this is PERFECT. Another freakin chin hair which, let’s face it, is a WHISKER. I know what’s going on here…Ima get all stooped with osteoporosis, Ima get covered with inappropriate hair, Ima become hideous and mean, snarling and chewing bark and shit because

…menopausal women become SASQUATCHES

BFFs, right?! ~hugs~

-Subtee

Hey yanno! just BITE me, Tee! I mean really.. oooh..sparklies! GODDAMN cats! Diggin in the diffenbachia pot again.. friggin neighbor.. he lives too close.. Tee.. you're adorable, really! *smooch*
ooh.. what'd ya touch me for?

(*hugs*

Thanks for the guffaws, Tee! )

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 11:03:07 AM

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they're cuming to take me away... HAHA
they're cuming to take me away....HAHAHA
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

dammit.. now that song is gonna be stuck in my head all night

Man, no kiddin'. Napoleon the 14th. Arrggghhh.

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 11:05:08 AM

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Her and my dad are OTR truckers, and hit her so bad that she came in off the road for about 6 weeks to get everything regulated......she was absolutely miserable! One minute, she'd be laughing at soemthing my dad said, then she'd be sobbing madly, and then she'd be biting my dad's head off. Imagine PMS in an area not much bigger than a large bathroom......locked inside a big rig with a crazy woman!!!!

I used to do the OTR thing.. I can completely relate..even WITHOUT mp, I hated having a co-driver... LOL

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 11:07:41 AM

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GT, I also use DHEA and progesterone cream along with some other herbals and vitamins. There's all sorts of info out there, just depends on what you're looking for.

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RE: GUYS! STAY AWAY!! - 3/4/2008 11:08:04 AM

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Well, then I'm scared.......everything LaT just listed here I already have.....the insomnia I've dealt with since my teen years, so I'm used to that....everything else has snuck up on me in the last 18 months or so.....dammit!!!!!

I'm going back and reading subtee's post...LaT made me cry!

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