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RE: It's official....I've decided.... - 3/9/2008 3:37:57 AM

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Gris is a tease, he plays hard to get. He greases himself up, doesn't wash from one week to the next, then comes online flirting his soiled carcass over the boards. He's a slippery character, no one can get their hands on him and he reminds me of one of those spunky little dogs that yaps happily from behind a large chained fence at all the big, vicious doggies on the other side knowing they can't get to him.

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Poor Gris... so fabulous... and can't get a Domme .... what is wrong with the ladies on that side of the SLASHY? *runs to take a crash course in Domme.

(I knew someone's been peeking in my windows!!!!!)

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RE: It's official....I've decided.... - 3/9/2008 3:38:29 AM

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You're more than welcome, Miss M. I'm in a leech kind of mood today, a greased up Grizzles, squealing like an extra from Deliverance, and two DETERMINED females. I'm not sure if that's going to induce a state of permanent erection or impotence!

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RE: It's official....I've decided.... - 3/9/2008 3:39:42 AM

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The porn is THAT good that you can notice what's going on outside your windows, Gris?

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RE: It's official....I've decided.... - 3/9/2008 5:54:51 AM

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Oh thanks Miss Morrigan. Now I'm all hot n horny at the thought of Grizzles slicked and oiled and ready for use.

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Just as an aside, ermmmm I took a look at the "RealDoll" site and looked at the males can anyone tell me why you would buy a male doll with a flaccid cock???? well you could practise cbt on it, but erm is there any other reason?
http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage&section=mrealdoll&category=dolls
Ive emailed them with a request for a six inch long three inch diameter one, think they might indulge me? gotta have the girth dammit
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RE: It's official....I've decided.... - 3/9/2008 6:30:29 AM

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I also think, for the money they charge, that the thing doesn't come gold plated and with a variety of attachments... rather like a penis version of a swiss army knife - A man for all occasions!

Perhaps it has one of those built in devices where you can pump him up, but then, I guess it's for the frustrated housewife who's always yelling at her old man, "You useless bastard, you couldn't raise the dead with that thing!"

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RE: It's official....I've decided.... - 3/9/2008 10:27:52 AM

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Realdoll!!!! WANNNNTTTTTTT!!! OH yeah!! And if you get a boy, they will customize it however you like.

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RE: It's official....I've decided.... - 3/9/2008 11:56:18 AM

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Thanks I'll punish my wife for that when I'm done downloading the Best of Jenna.

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I saw a hot bit of porn once with a girl I'm sure was called Jenna (fell in love with her instantly) - where is this best-of of which you speak?

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RE: It's official....I've decided.... - 3/9/2008 11:58:37 AM

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can anyone tell me why you would buy a male doll with a flaccid cock????
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Lucy

So you could laugh at it? (They tell me you girls do that a lot).

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RE: It's official....I've decided.... - 3/9/2008 1:10:06 PM

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I dont download it...I have wholesalers I can get it cheap from. Like 10$ for BDSM stuff....and even cheaper for Jenna.

-pets the whole salers-

It was good to have My own toy store for a while.

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RE: It's official....I've decided.... - 3/9/2008 1:29:07 PM

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Sweetie, that doesn't mean you've been..........SHOPPING for it, have you?

(Help meeeeeee.....I'm siiiiinking.....).

(Who has my credit card?)

Free porn GOOD
paysites, BAD

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RE: It's official....I've decided.... - 3/10/2008 7:34:43 AM

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Lucy,

To me it is not that flacid !!!! But I lack of comparison.

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RE: It's official....I've decided.... - 3/10/2008 7:42:23 AM

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Porn hasnoth inmproved AND slid in quality.

dial up cost has gone up- i pay $32 a month for frcckn DSL- but do so as i am hard on computers- i dont like to be w/o internet.

lately i was thinking idontdo the research i used to

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RE: It's official....I've decided.... - 3/10/2008 10:27:02 PM

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All right...I have to admit, I didn't know exactly what a Real Doll was....so I did a search for it....(now I know)...and there was a fellow in Seattle on Craigslist that was PIMPING his out !

I just find that somewhat amazing.

There is a plastic, lifesize escort in Seattle!

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