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sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/1/2010 2:14:12 PM)
Ohhh no. That was in my 20's....So sorry to disappoint... no menage a trois conmigo.

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/1/2010 3:27:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick No, you think she needs a shower. Cali Dear Cali Bearing in mind it's me and Greedy we're talking about, were you thinking golden here? Slightly-less-confused You are on the right path, oh wise one. Sacagawea

hejira92 -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/1/2010 3:32:29 PM)
Dear Cali, I really want to write to you because I love your advice so much, but it's too hard to type when my mouth is full of Master's cock. How can I learn to better multi-task? Signed, More than a Mouthful

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/1/2010 3:48:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 Dear Cali, I really want to write to you because I love your advice so much, but it's too hard to type when my mouth is full of Master's cock. How can I learn to better multi-task? Signed, More than a Mouthful Last time I checked, you type with your fingers, not your tongue. Oh. OH. OH!!! Wait a sec! You DO type with your tongue, don't you? With talent like that... Uhhhh... hmmm... what was the question again? Cali

Phoenixpower -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/1/2010 5:48:25 PM)
Dear Cali, I am confused...recently my potential Dom suggested to me to use his nippleclamps further down instead...so I suggested to use it on his balls....now...why did he go a bit bossy at me about that, what did I wrong? [8\|]

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/1/2010 6:27:22 PM)
Dear Cali I really miss being fucked hard by my Master. How can I make do until we are together again? fuckless in Canada

girlygurl -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/1/2010 6:29:24 PM)
Dear Cali, I'm stuck on the vision of hejira having a mouthful of cock. Now, what was I here to post? Oh yea, It's dinner time and I don't know what to eat. Argh, nothing sounds good, but I gotta eat somethin. Wish there was cock around [:D] ETA: Smiling at zephy's post. Yea, I'm with her. I got it good on Saturday but I want more dayum it! girly of the slutish type

sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/1/2010 7:21:36 PM)
Dear Cali, I'd like to please slap these show off bitches. Is there any problem with that? sunshine

thornhappy -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/1/2010 7:46:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: persephonee ~FR~ to Thorny mostly, since she has mouse issues.... OMG....i have to tell the story of the first and LAST time i ever ever cammed..... It was wayy to dark for my lil cheapie cam, so i took the big floor lamp which i had never really put together securely and moved it closer to the computer and sat in my reclining office chair and started in on my....plot development. All the sudden, my chair just decided to recline all the way backward at a rapid pace to the coffee table behind it....my left foot shot out, barely grazing the unsteady lamp, the lamp fell over veeeerrrry veeeerrrry slowly, as i yelled in slooooo mooootion....."Nooooooooooo".....and dildos and diet soda flew everywhere.....and everything went dark. my cat never forgave me for the mess and screaming that ensued....he was forever after afraid of that lamp, i didnt get my deposit back from the stain on my carpet AND....i was never asked to do anything even remotely similar ever again. Kind of amazing to me now that i ever found anyone at all..... ~end hijack~ That's about the funniest thing I've ever heard! I was rolling on the floor!

KneelforAnne -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/1/2010 8:07:02 PM)
Dearest Cali, I do sincerely hope you can help me! An intervention may be necessary. It’s been months--MONTHS-- since I’ve had sex and I’m positively RABID with need. I see attractive men everywhere and it’s all I can do to not throw myself at them and beg them to take me over the check out counter at Publix. Seeing sweaty, yummy men in the gym is distracting me to the point that I’m bending and touching my toes (and maybe shaking it just a little bit?) when I should be jumping and reaching for the ceiling. Last week in yoga I was so distracted by the legs ( legs of all things--can you feel my desperation?) of the man in front of me that I almost fell into the mirror wall! I’m dreaming about scratching and biting the man in the truck next to me in traffic--missing the turn light--and that extra wiggle in my walk is driving ME nuts, but it doesn’t seem to be enticing anyone that I can tell. This seems to be all I think about. I’ve never really understood the term “dazed with lust” but I’m there, and I’m alone! I’ve tried solo love, and while it IS a favorite past time…frankly I’m getting bored. HELP ME! I feel like I’m going insane! Sincerely, Hot&Wet

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/1/2010 9:13:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Dear Cali, I'd like to please slap these show off bitches. Is there any problem with that? sunshine Get in line behind me, and no pushing or shoving. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/1/2010 9:15:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne It’s been months--MONTHS-- since I’ve had sex and I’m positively RABID with need. Get in line behind sunshine, you need to slap some show-off bitches. Cali

girlygurl -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/1/2010 9:32:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Dear Cali, I'd like to please slap these show off bitches. Is there any problem with that? sunshine Get in line behind me, and no pushing or shoving. Cali Don't hate me cause I got laid ladies. [8D]

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/2/2010 12:18:45 AM)
Dear Cali... I shower every day. Should I change my bodywash? And please let Anne know it's been DAMNED NEAR A YEAR since I got laid, so she should hush.... ;)

Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/2/2010 1:03:01 AM)
Dear Cali I believe that I, and one ot two other CM men, might be able to offer kindly help to Anne and Greedy and any others in a similar plight - all that's needed is your wise endorsement to persuade them of the rightness of this path. Yours, AlwaysWillingToHelp

KMsAngel -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/2/2010 1:03:17 AM)
we don't want to be comparing year(s), greedy. trust me on this.

Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/2/2010 1:53:01 AM)
Dear Cali I was trying to provoke the two antipodean girls into naked mud-wrestling but Angel doesn't twuly love me and wanders has wandered off. Should I just drink to forget about Australia? Yours, Heart-broken

wandersalone -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/2/2010 1:55:55 AM)
Dear Cali I am pining away fro my one true love however he won't even acknowledge my existence and instead he has given MY lockets to all of the other floosies. How can I win him back?

Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/2/2010 2:04:41 AM)
Cali - Cali - Cali [sm=insane.gif] [sm=insane.gif] [sm=insane.gif] Tell her to mud-wrestle with Angel! Quick! Tell her Cali - make her do it [sm=insane.gif][sm=insane.gif][sm=insane.gif] Make her go to my thread and do the naked mud thing!!!

KMsAngel -> RE: DEAR CALI (2/2/2010 2:05:04 AM)
Dear Cali, how long do sperm whales live? signed, studius

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