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sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/21/2008 8:28:59 AM)

HI hi....
Dear Cali,
There is this cwazzy gweedy girl who is stalking me.  What do I do?




DesFIP -> RE: DEAR CALI (9/21/2008 9:16:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tammystarm

Dear Cali,
Any suggestions on noise proofing a room? Two lil ones, no babysitter, my muffled screaming, and His whip (that part is the loudest). Ive already tried the waiting till they fall asleep with their favorites movies playing a bit loudly in their rooms AND a cd playing a bit loudly in mine, and im afraid they may have still heard sounds!! (no worries on getting their hearing checked!)   uggggg in tn  (where uggg is a perfectly natural word)


http://www.white-noise.us/?cmp=google_search&kw=white%20noise%20machine

Waves hi to GT. Doing good. He got home so I don't have as much time to post. But he has some stuff to do today so I snuck on, lol.




thishereboi -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 8:01:01 AM)

Well, I am not cali, but if it's the gweedy girl I am thinking of....then send her to Michigan. I could use a good stalker.




lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 8:24:00 AM)

Dear Cali,

I did what you said and shut up and just gave a blowjob.
Now my knees hurt. What should I do?

kneeds help in Chitown




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 9:03:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
I did what you said and shut up and just gave a blowjob.  Now my knees hurt. What should I do?


What are ya, NEW?  Next time wear kneepads... these ones even have a quick release buckle:  http://www.professionalequipment.com/allegro-knee-pads-7102q/knee-elbow-pads/


Cali




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 9:11:30 AM)

Dear Cali,

I'm starting to take an interest in this one guy who lives pretty far away.  Unfortunately, he is really bad about following through, and doesn't call back when he says he will.  If this is the best it gets in the courting stage, should I just throw in the towel early? 

WinD




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 9:16:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
I'm starting to take an interest in this one guy who lives pretty far away.  Unfortunately, he is really bad about following through, and doesn't call back when he says he will.  If this is the best it gets in the courting stage, should I just throw in the towel early? 


My vote is for "throw in the towel".  Warning, bluntness to follow.  The courtship stage is usually when they are on their best behavior, when you would expect the MOST contact.  At this point, you're not that high on his list of importance; he is allowing other things to take precedence.  He's just not that into you.

Now, once you stop making all the effort, he may come to realize your importance to him, you never know. 



Cali




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 9:23:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
I'm starting to take an interest in this one guy who lives pretty far away.  Unfortunately, he is really bad about following through, and doesn't call back when he says he will.  If this is the best it gets in the courting stage, should I just throw in the towel early? 


My vote is for "throw in the towel".  Warning, bluntness to follow.  The courtship stage is usually when they are on their best behavior, when you would expect the MOST contact.  At this point, you're not that high on his list of importance; he is allowing other things to take precedence.  He's just not that into you.

Now, once you stop making all the effort, he may come to realize your importance to him, you never know. 



Cali



That's what I figured.  Awwell, fiddlefuck (to borrow your phrase)




lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 9:42:55 AM)


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
I did what you said and shut up and just gave a blowjob.  Now my knees hurt. What should I do?


What are ya, NEW?  Next time wear kneepads... these ones even have a quick release buckle:  http://www.professionalequipment.com/allegro-knee-pads-7102q/knee-elbow-pads/


Cali



Do they come in fashion colors?




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 9:46:06 AM)

Yes.



Cali




Darias -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 9:59:33 AM)

Dear Cali

Im questioning the sanity of asking advice of someone who says *fiddlefuck* on a regular basis and continually recommends blowjobs as a solution to some problems.
what should i do?

Darias




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 10:05:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Darias
Im questioning the sanity of asking advice of someone who says *fiddlefuck* on a regular basis and continually recommends blowjobs as a solution to some problems.  what should i do?


Dear Mr. Irony:

(that's all I got... it's too ironic)


Cali




KatyLied -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 10:06:32 AM)

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If this is the best it gets in the courting stage, should I just throw in the towel early?


Show him the level of interest he shows you.  That tends to get them coming back in no time.  It's a game, but he started it, so just play along until you get bored with him.




Darias -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 10:06:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: Darias
Im questioning the sanity of asking advice of someone who says *fiddlefuck* on a regular basis and continually recommends blowjobs as a solution to some problems.  what should i do?


Dear Mr. Irony:

(that's all I got... it's too ironic)


Cali



Can I be the undisputed God of Irony then???




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 10:07:43 AM)

No.



Cali




Darias -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 10:11:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

No.



Cali



who died and made you  queen of official titles

Darias




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 10:13:34 AM)

Dear Cali,

Someone wrote to me, and when I saw the chaos and mess surrounding him in his profile pic, I was instantly compelled to submit to him - just to clean that place up. 

Does this make me massochist or OCD?

WinD




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 10:14:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Darias
who died and made you  queen of official titles


What are you, NEW or something?  If you just want hand-holding and coddling, you have to say so (not that you're going to get it here).  You asked a question, I answered it.  It's an advice column, not a debate column.



Cali




Darias -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 10:15:30 AM)

Dear Cali

sorry My bad

wheres the debate column?

Darias




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (11/2/2008 10:17:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
Someone wrote to me, and when I saw the chaos and mess surrounding him in his profile pic, I was instantly compelled to submit to him - just to clean that place up. 

Does this make me massochist or OCD?


You win, you're maso.  (okay, that was funnier than I meant it to be)

Do you ever wonder about the intelligence level of people who put up a pic where it looks like they live in absolute filth, and not only did they think it was a good idea to put up that pic, but that's the best they could do?


Cali




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