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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/16/2008 12:37:28 PM   
Kalista07


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You are such a wise....wise....wise....woman.... Would you be my hero??

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/16/2008 12:57:28 PM   
SteelofUtah


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How do I get someone I like to send me nude pictures of her? I plan on using them responsibly and only Masturbating to them once a day. What would you do to convince someone to send nude pictures to you?

Signed

Picless in Penn

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/16/2008 1:00:20 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kalista07
You are such a wise....wise....wise....woman.... Would you be my hero??


Hero-worship really takes a lot of time... time that you should spend on your knees giving blowjobs. I'm just sayin'.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/16/2008 1:03:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
How do I get someone I like to send me nude pictures of her? I plan on using them responsibly and only Masturbating to them once a day. What would you do to convince someone to send nude pictures to you?


Dear Picless (you really did mean to type PIC and not uhh, never mind):

Have you indicated to the aforementioned lovely lady that you like her? Did you do it in a way that you did not sound like just another wanker? Do you already have a picture of her and it's just not enough for you? Why are you not receiving a blowjob right now?

Cali



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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/16/2008 1:14:19 PM   
SteelofUtah


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
How do I get someone I like to send me nude pictures of her? I plan on using them responsibly and only Masturbating to them once a day. What would you do to convince someone to send nude pictures to you?


Dear Picless (you really did mean to type PIC and not uhh, never mind):

Have you indicated to the aforementioned lovely lady that you like her? Did you do it in a way that you did not sound like just another wanker? Do you already have a picture of her and it's just not enough for you? Why are you not receiving a blowjob right now?

Cali




Dear Cali,

I believe I did everything properly. I demanded that if she was a good slave she would send me a full nude of her holding a Newspaper from That day, and I asked this of her within the first 24 hours which is required by the Wankers Union Local 2834. She sent me a Photo of her left Breast and said that woudl have to do. And well I can't determine if she is Wanker Material from such a small shot and if I Wank to a Non Wankable Girl again they might take away my Journeyman Status in the Wankers Union. I informed her that I would be more interested in her if I had a full mude picture of her, then went back and reassured that all REAL Masters Require this for a potential girl and that to deny me would be to admit that she was a game player and not really looking for a real dom..... you know the Usual Wanker Answer.
And The only reason I am not gettinga Blowjob right now is because I spend all my time behind a computer and don't know any actual girls just Screennames, and until I have that rib removed I am unable to suck my own cock.

Please Help, I just don't know what to do.

Picless & Pathetic in Penn

< Message edited by SteelofUtah -- 3/16/2008 1:26:19 PM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/16/2008 1:16:48 PM   
Kalista07


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Have the rib removed soon....You are going to need it.

Kali
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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/16/2008 5:00:22 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		I've got nothing else to add to that... short and sweet.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/16/2008 5:15:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
There's this guy on the threads... not mentioning any names of course... but he gets all the chickies hot and bothered so that they forget their first duty... you know things like... writing their advice column...*clears throat.


Dear darkness:

Excuse me... do I detect a criticism of a certain person who writes an advice column???  Dereliction of duty???

I would suggest upping your fitness regimen to include a three mile run every morning. After all, it sounds like you just need a little more stamina to catch him.

Cali
(criticizing gets you advice of exercise instead of blowjobs)


hmmm... lemme calculate....6,695.4 miles... and at 3 miles a day.... ummm 2,232 days (roughly)... which translates to Sunday, April 27, 2014 when I will catch him.... *scratches her head....An awful long time to be chasing and um, well there's that whole OCEAN thing happening... and international date line... do I add a day or subtract a day?  I think it's subtract... and this is presuming he doesn't do anything silly like ummmm move... hmmmm

But hey, it's a thought!!!  *runs off to the gym... or give a blow job... can't remember which I'm sposed to do.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/16/2008 5:18:55 PM   
Lumus


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!!!rellams steg ylno kcoc ym ,desuora teg I emit yreve tub ,bojwolb a teg ot deirt I

!esrever ni si gnihtyreve erehw esrevinu etanretla na ni kcuts m'I  !pleH

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/16/2008 5:19:40 PM   
sunshinemiss


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Is it Sundowner, who has a certain charm and suave approach with the ladies?
Is it Jeffff, who relies on his sense of humor to have the ladies literally laugh their pants off? 
Is it Lumus, who waves his silky hair in their direction? 
Is it Stephann, who uses his intelligence to woo the chicks?
Is it Padraig, who exudes a sense of danger and intrigue?
Is it Steel, who impresses them with his profound thinking?
Is it Bear, who is warm and cuddly? 
Is it Les who handcrafts his kink?
Is it CreativeDominant, who makes the girls swoon with his descriptions of kissing and biting?

Cali
(who knows she forgot even more... esteemed... gentlemen but who finds it suddenly so warm in here that she needs to go stand in a bucket of ice)



faints by the sheer volume of Domliness that is merely hinted at in this post.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/16/2008 5:36:46 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Lumus

!?secnatsmucric eseht rednu bojwolb a teg ot desoppus I ma woH

halb halb halb halb halb halb halb halb halb halb halb halb halb


Thank for the brain exercise.  Now somebody smack sumuL upside the head please.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/16/2008 5:38:44 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		*smacks Lumus, as an excuse to touch his hair, and to score points with Cali*

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/16/2008 5:38:58 PM   
Lumus


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I would have translated, but as I said...everything was in esrever.

What's worse is I can do that while talking.

*takes a moment to shake the concussion off by openly leering at Cali*



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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/18/2008 6:03:52 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali -
My best friend is a lesbian.  How can she possibly find a Big Butch Bull Dyke Girl?

Sunshine, hiding behind the clouds

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/18/2008 7:45:33 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Dear Cali -
My best friend is a lesbian.  How can she possibly find a Big Butch Bull Dyke Girl?

Sunshine, hiding behind the clouds


* somehow I don't think blowjobs will do it in this case *

* saunters off whistling dixie *

thornhappy

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/18/2008 8:44:59 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/18/2008 8:46:21 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
My best friend is a lesbian.  How can she possibly find a Big Butch Bull Dyke Girl?


Wear Birkenstocks, and a tshirt that says "blowjobs are for straight chicks".

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/18/2008 8:53:58 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/18/2008 3:29:27 PM   
Lumus


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...just noticed Lumus' hair......


Why, would you like it?  *pulls the wig off and cackles*



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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/18/2008 5:49:34 PM   
sunshinemiss


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
My best friend is a lesbian.  How can she possibly find a Big Butch Bull Dyke Girl?


Wear Birkenstocks, and a tshirt that says "blowjobs are for straight chicks".

Cali



That is some seriously good advice... I'll let her know.

And on a similar note, I saw a t-shirt here that said "Anytime, Anyplace, Anyone"  Are these popular in the west too?  (almost typed in the wet - and i KNOW they are popular wet).

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