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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/18/2008 7:03:15 PM   
Lumus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

And on a similar note, I saw a t-shirt here that said "Anytime, Anyplace, Anyone"  Are these popular in the west too?  (almost typed in the wet - and i KNOW they are popular wet).


sunshine in a wet T??

*mental
image*

*closes jaw*


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/31/2008 12:36:09 AM   
HerLord


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali...

It seems there is this guy around here who entertains himself entirely too much by dredging the past...

It seems He has an affinity for those west coast girlz...

Any suggestions?

(ps, sorry, I am guessing you probably wanted to finally let this one die... I just couldn't let that happen. Too much sound advice here.)

Oh yeah... And I guess I didn't make the esteemed list cuz I'm a dick... or was there another reason... perhaps the lack of posts? I'll keep trying for that one.
*edited to correct fuckd up spelling*

< Message edited by HerLord -- 3/31/2008 12:37:22 AM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/31/2008 8:54:31 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Dear Confused:

You may dredge in the past as long as you leave the goo on the bottom of the lake.  As far as west coast girls... this seems so obvious... go to the west coast. I heard a rumor they give blowjobs.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/31/2008 9:40:03 AM   
nohalo


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

The man lives 600 miles away and going through some pretty horrendous work shit this week.  He is in dire need of a blowjob to release the stress.  I cannot get away this week to help, so what do I do?

wannabedestressor in Illinois


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/31/2008 9:55:49 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Dear Wannabe:

I'm sure you can find a SuckSister in his area to fill in for you.  Just make sure she is good, but not too good, IYKWIM. 

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/31/2008 10:03:02 AM   
nohalo


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

What is the best was to approach a SuckSister?  "On your knees before the man" hasn't worked so well so far.  I suppose I can bribe her to do a mediocre job (tee hee), but he is a complete blowjob aficionado - less than spectacular won't get him the relief he so deserves.

Any advice is appreciated. 

wannabe...

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/31/2008 10:44:22 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		I think you need an expert on this case.  I'm available Wednesday. I prefer an aisle seat, forward of the wing.  Thanks.

Cali
(willling to take one for the team)


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/31/2008 10:48:06 AM   
nohalo


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

You are so generous!  First class for you, baby.  When do you need to return?  You won't be sorry, he is pretty spectacular, himself.

wannabe

*No blowjob answer?  Did I break the streak?*

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/31/2008 11:01:14 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Ahem.  I will be going there and performing the service myself.  So not, the streak has not been broken.  I think a return on Friday would be good.  And you get bonus points for the First Class.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/31/2008 11:25:15 AM   
nohalo


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

The man's wellbeing is at stake here.  Money is no object.  So there is no need for points.  It's just the job, 'mam.

May I begin the introductions via Cmail between the two of you?  You may get scared...lol  He is rather relentless.

nohalo

ps.  I'm really not trying to break the streak, there's just nowhere else to go with my unique situation...lol

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/31/2008 11:33:36 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Do what you must.  I'll take one for the team. 

Cali
(thinking, "who knew that the answer to getting action was right here in front of her eyes??")


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/31/2008 11:38:27 AM   
nohalo


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

You have mail.

nohalo


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/31/2008 1:10:30 PM   
HerLord


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali...
Since your gonna be out this way...

There's this dude who has now managed to piss off almost the entire... audience that he... has communication with on a... computer and was just wondering if there was something he needs to do to piss the rest of them off...

Pisseroffer in poville Il

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/31/2008 1:45:41 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

Whatcha think - is mah new avatar pic better or worse than the old one?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/31/2008 2:30:18 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Dear Lumus:

It looks like you need a blowjob.  Seriouslyyyyyyy.  I'm still liking the "vest" pic the best.  Just pencil in a mustache on it and yummmmm-o!.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/31/2008 5:43:27 PM   
thornhappy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Do what you must.  I'll take one for the team. 

Cali
(thinking, "who knew that the answer to getting action was right here in front of her eyes??")


Wow, and here I thought Craigslist was going to be recommended....

thornhappy

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/1/2008 7:27:13 AM   
MontrealPhoenix


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali
 
I deeply crave giving a man a blowjob. Problem is, i've just had surgery and i'm not allowed to go on my knees. I'm also here alone at home so there aren't exactly a lot of men around. What should i do?
 
manless in Montreal

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/1/2008 7:31:20 AM   
petitespitfire64


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali..
We had a small fisting accident here last night and now both of my hands are stuck in my girlfriend's puss. I HATE typing with my nose. What should I do now?
sincerely,
Sorenose


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/1/2008 9:11:45 AM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MontrealPhoenix
I deeply crave giving a man a blowjob. Problem is, i've just had surgery and i'm not allowed to go on my knees. I'm also here alone at home so there aren't exactly a lot of men around. What should i do?


Dear MP:

Open the front curtains and unlock the door.  Lay on your back on the couch, naked, mouth open. I'm sure the answer will come to you.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/1/2008 9:12:51 AM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: petitespitfire64
We had a small fisting accident here last night and now both of my hands are stuck in my girlfriend's puss. I HATE typing with my nose. What should I do now?


Dear Nosy:

Have your girlfriend type for you.  Isn't that what they're for?

Cali


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