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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/22/2008 2:58:06 PM

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Okay, these may be my only dumb questions for the night. Partly because i'm bored, partly because i'm nodding off here... but how does one earn their title? And who gives it them? Their CM peers, or by chance, one of the Mods perhaps?

There was a thread by a confused young man, a thread which practically screamed out "make fun of me, make fun of me", and many people on CM did so. Truth be told, I can't even remember what his thread was about, perhaps the mean chicks on CM.

I, however, posted how disappointed I was in the people making fun of him, how mean they were, and that they should be nice and sweet like me. I even signed it "SweetSubblyCali", I believe. Unfortunately for this young man, he took me seriously, as the only one who understood him. I was then proclaimed "The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm" by my peers.

Then, along the lines of "build it and they will come", you could call this "declare it and make it so", and hence my title became... so.

Cali

It was a truly sublime moment. The title was then as natural a follow-on as night following day.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/22/2008 3:00:53 PM

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Dear Cali

It seems my communication skills are poor. How do I indicate to blondestar that a blowjob is a truly international thing, which crosses all boundaries, which has a relevance all of its own? Can you help?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/22/2008 4:37:33 PM

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Gee, Cali's heart seems to be softening toward me. That's the first time she's cut me any slack at all. Or...did you just get laid recently, Cali ? Hmmmm?

No, there has been no recent incidents of anyone acquiring any carnal knowledge of me. Thanks ever so much for the reminder of that fact.

Cali

Carnal knowledge ?It sounds sooo... biblical. I can see that you like to use those $10 words and , ummm, * quick looks in thesaurus* euphamisms. Is that anything like fucking and sucking and licking and... help me out here, please.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/22/2008 8:27:11 PM

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It seems my communication skills are poor. How do I indicate to blondestar that a blowjob is a truly international thing, which crosses all boundaries, which has a relevance all of its own? Can you help?

Sundude? Just put on your Uber Domly Cape and your Uber Domly Deep Voice and command her to do it.

Pssst!!! Blondestar!!! Drop to your knees and open wide.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/22/2008 8:29:19 PM

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Carnal knowledge ?It sounds sooo... biblical. I can see that you like to use those $10 words and , ummm, * quick looks in thesaurus* euphamisms. Is that anything like fucking and sucking and licking and... help me out here, please.

The word is spelled "euphemisms". And if you did look in the thesaurus, you would know it does mean sucking and fucking and licking and sticking and all the other really good "ing" words out there.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/22/2008 8:45:07 PM

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Dear Cali
Exceedingly sarcastic women leave me weak in my knees.
Especially undisputed internet Goddesses.
What can I do to solve this dilemna?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/22/2008 8:49:52 PM

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Exceedingly sarcastic women leave me weak in my knees. Especially undisputed internet Goddesses. What can I do to solve this dilemna?

First, wear knee braces. Second, turn in your Dom card for admitting that a chick (even THIS chick) makes you weak in the knees.

Cali
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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/22/2008 8:51:35 PM

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funny
gasp
I am being kicked out of the dom union
Have I lost my onetwue dominant status?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/22/2008 8:52:53 PM

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and I can't call you.
I suffer from a lack of digits.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/22/2008 9:01:51 PM

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Kana, your response makes one question whether you ever had onetwue dom status. I have a feeling they needed someone to make the beer runs. Maybe you should come to the next submissives meeting and take a turn at foot massage. We'll be able to assess your status at that time.

And lack of digits? Well, you'll have to do the foot massage with something other than your fingers, won't you?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/22/2008 9:11:39 PM

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How dare you qwuestion my onetwuedomdom status.
Besides I need you to go on my beer runs for me as I am trapped in my knee braces.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/22/2008 9:18:20 PM

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Whining does not become you. Now get on that foot massage. Pronto!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/22/2008 9:37:43 PM

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oooh you have scary whippy icon
I want my Mom now

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/23/2008 1:27:29 AM

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*reads the naughty Cali (who evidently owns me according to another thread)... and holds up the 5,000 xerox copies of twue domly cards that have been selling like hotcakes on ebay.... goes back to doing TMJ exercises...

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/23/2008 1:48:39 AM

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Dear Cali

I am (in the really REAL world) quiet, somber and demure.

Why is it that when I am online I am outspoken, vibrant, and abnoxious to the point of being "almost funny"?

-The Gimp

Edited:
because I need to learn how to type AND proof read..<sigh>

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/23/2008 4:09:20 AM

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Dear Cali

I am deeply in love with you. I am also deeply in love with blondestar; and just one or two other beautiful girls here, too numerous to mention, in a very real and meaningful way.

This seems perfectly sensible and entirely appropriate.

I am, however, distinctly unhappy at the thought that you and these other amazing girls should be in love with loads of attractive men. This unhappiness seems perfectly sensible and entirely appropriate.

I know you to be a lady of significant influence (how many others have their own personal descriptor!); could you have a quiet word with ModXI or one of her nice friends and fix for all the male profiles on CM (the attractive ones, not the dimdoms) to be mysteriously and unaccountably blocked? Permanently? (Not mine of course). Please let me know if money needs to change hands.

Yours in hope,

Selfish

[Editor: Excuse me. Has the phrase "double standards" ever floated across your vocabulary?]

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/23/2008 4:18:21 AM

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You traitor!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/23/2008 4:19:49 AM

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*reads the naughty Cali (who evidently owns me according to another thread)... and holds up the 5,000 xerox copies of twue domly cards that have been selling like hotcakes on ebay.... goes back to doing TMJ exercises...

Sunshine? er ..... these cards. Any chance of buying one, quietly, under the counter, without anyone knowing? Will I then have to talk louder or something? And maybe tell bitches to kneel? Is that all it takes? Sounds easy

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/23/2008 8:49:51 AM

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*reads the naughty Cali (who evidently owns me according to another thread)...

Hmmm, I wonder if I must point out to MissSunshine, the irony and sarcasm of what I wrote on the other thread. The OP accused us of disowning her because we weren't being nice to her. So I was threatened you with the same thing. Goofball.

Hmmm, wait a minute... if I own you, that means I can sell you. Hmmmmmm.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/23/2008 8:50:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: GimpinDenial
I am (in the really REAL world) quiet, somber and demure. Why is it that when I am online I am outspoken, vibrant, and abnoxious to the point of being "almost funny"?

Ahhh, the online funny bone affliction. There is no cure. It is a curse you will live with for the rest of your life. Sigh.

Cali

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