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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/19/2008 3:09:38 PM

mzbehavin

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Dear Cali~ Tonite there is a local Fetish Ball. I really want to go but only my vanilla girlfriend can come with me. Am i bad to not tell her exactly what we're going to? When i told her there was a fashion show at Mad Myrna's, she informed me the location was a gay bar in the big city. ( I dont get out much) So i said. Well i think theres going to be allot of leather and and stuff there. She goes, O yeah i bet, lol.
Poor girl. Think she will know a Dom if shes sees one? She thinks only gay men will be there. Is this consensual?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/19/2008 3:45:59 PM

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I'll have you know that I have finesse up the ass. As far as the "touching: thang goes... yea, ok, you have point. *grumbles*

Cjan, honey, most people put Finesse in their hair. You know, lather, rinse, etc. Why you are inserting shampoo rectally, well, I'm pretty sure that I don't want to know. I'm thinking it would make a mess in your shorts.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/19/2008 3:47:00 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mzbehavin
She thinks only gay men will be there. Is this consensual?

No.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/19/2008 6:43:16 PM

awakenednj

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Dear Cali-

I have actually damaged myself while being overzealous with a blow job... and now I may not be able to give another one for a month... what do I do? Is there any possible substitute just to get me by?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/19/2008 6:44:20 PM

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This is horrible!! there must be an answer!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/19/2008 6:52:55 PM

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I certainly hope there is an answer! Thank you for your sympathy!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/19/2008 7:29:17 PM

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I have actually damaged myself while being overzealous with a blow job... and now I may not be able to give another one for a month... what do I do? Is there any possible substitute just to get me by?

Yes, but the instructions are written on a very tiny piece of paper that I dropped on the floor. Perhaps you should bend over and pick it up. Naked.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/20/2008 5:12:23 AM

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:::blinks innocently::: Don't know how naked would help, but if Cali says so...
::strips and begins searching:::

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/20/2008 2:09:39 PM

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whispers... some times they likes your feet instead of your mouth... kind of like bookends... i read it somewhere. in a book about jobs - blow, hand, foot...

*shrugs...

*goes back to doing my TMJ exercises to get in practice for next week and the big bad USA

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/20/2008 2:13:42 PM

GreedyTop

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Dear Cali...
The hair experiment seems to have mostly succeeded :) But I cant get my cheap-ass, POS camera to DL the pics to my computer.
not looking for advice here, just lettin ya know :)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/20/2008 2:19:38 PM

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The hair experiment seems to have mostly succeeded :) But I cant get my cheap-ass, POS camera to DL the pics to my computer. not looking for advice here, just lettin ya know :)

I'm glad the hair thing went well. If not, I was going to point out the fact that apparently, CJ stores Finesse shampoo in his rectum, and I'm pretty sure he's a switch (and I'm too lazy to go double-check), so you could have some sort of hair-care sexual play-thing date if you wanted.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/20/2008 2:59:18 PM

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But I haven't got any black,lacy knickers...LOL

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/20/2008 3:10:38 PM

CalifChick

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He's willing to pay for those. Next excuse?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/20/2008 3:15:29 PM

GreedyTop

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:D Well, he IS in the same part of the world.... LOL

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/20/2008 5:07:48 PM

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Thanks for pimping me out, Cali. Your cut will be in the mail.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/20/2008 5:11:47 PM

GreedyTop

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DEar Cali..make sure you have a no-return policy in place..LMAO!!

Cj... I actually work close to the water.. bring that boat on up ;)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/20/2008 5:58:24 PM

cjan

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Cool, GT. I have a lot of, ummm, tackle and line onboard. I'm sure we'll think of some ways to keep us occupied.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/20/2008 6:00:28 PM

GreedyTop

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ooh ooh!! I remember from my sailing trip in Mexico.. LINE means ROPE!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/20/2008 6:12:47 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

whispers... some times they likes your feet instead of your mouth... kind of like bookends... i read it somewhere. in a book about jobs - blow, hand, foot...

*shrugs...

*goes back to doing my TMJ exercises to get in practice for next week and the big bad USA

I meant something to get ME by.... Sir is taken care of...

< Message edited by awakenednj -- 4/20/2008 6:14:38 PM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 4/20/2008 6:28:06 PM

cjan

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

ooh ooh!! I remember from my sailing trip in Mexico.. LINE means ROPE!!

Exactly re line... Also, lots of fun things to do on a sailboat, i.e., keelhauling, plank walking, tying/being tied to the bowsprit under full sail (wheeeeee), flogging the crew, spinnaker flying, etc.... However, the black lace knickers, thigh high leather boots and eye patch are a must, and non-negotiable.

< Message edited by cjan -- 4/20/2008 6:30:21 PM >

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