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CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/29/2008 3:44:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: everhope
i am wondering if i really am in trouble. you see, i seem to be addicted to a certain sadist's voice and can't seem to get enough. even after hours upon hours on the phone, i can't seem to get my fill.  what would you recommend  to help me with this problem.


Yes, you're really in trouble.  Give him my number and he won't have time to talk to you.  You live in southern California for the love of god... there are more kinksters than non-kinksters there... go out and find someone to put hands on you instead of just voices in your ear.

Cali



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/29/2008 3:47:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1
sometimes when i read certain threads  i want to reach through the computer and slap the OP into the next life. 


Ahhh, my dear Christine, I often have the same feeling.  If anybody ever invents a device that allows such a thing to become a reality, I will be first in line to buy one. 

In the meantime, I either call CJ or Steel and just bitch about it.  They listen, hoping I'll stop whining and get to the hot sexy talk.  Silly boys.

Cali



christine1 -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/29/2008 3:51:03 PM)

thanks Cali...as i don't have steele's or cjan's numbers, i guess i'll have to vent to the cats, or i could just start talking to myself...oh wait, i do that already... [8|]



everhope -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/29/2008 3:56:03 PM)

lol, i do that too! yep, i am trouble.
maybe i am spreading myself too thin. if you are serious Cali, about sacrificing yourself to save me from my predicament, kindly c-mail me your # and i will get it to him ASAP.



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/29/2008 4:16:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

thanks Cali...as i don't have steele's or cjan's numbers


Christine, I'm sure if you ask nicely (or beg like a wanton slut) over on the other side, it might pay off.

Cali



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/29/2008 4:17:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: everhope
maybe i am spreading myself too thin. if you are serious Cali, about sacrificing yourself to save me from my predicament, kindly c-mail me your # and i will get it to him ASAP.


Well see hon, you're the one bitching about it, not him.  If HE wants to save you from yourself, he's gonna have to ask me (I won't even begin to hope that he'll beg me like a wanton slut).

Cali



cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/29/2008 5:25:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: everhope

lol, i do that too! yep, i am trouble.
maybe i am spreading myself too thin. if you are serious Cali, about sacrificing yourself to save me from my predicament, kindly c-mail me your # and i will get it to him ASAP.


Ahem...I heard that you spread like peanut butter, dear. At least that's what it says on the mens' room wall. Just sayin'.



ResidentSadist -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/29/2008 8:13:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

quote:

ORIGINAL: everhope

lol, i do that too! yep, i am trouble.
maybe i am spreading myself too thin. if you are serious Cali, about sacrificing yourself to save me from my predicament, kindly c-mail me your # and i will get it to him ASAP.


Ahem...I heard that you spread like peanut butter, dear. At least that's what it says on the mens' room wall. Just sayin'.

So you are the one that has been listening to our phone conversations!



cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/29/2008 9:21:23 PM)

Nah. Bathroom wall gossip, dude.



purepleasure -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 5:58:41 AM)

Dear Cali,

There is a man on the forum that I am attracted to, but I'm too shy to c-mail him.  I've heard he has a delicious voice and converses well.

What should I do to let him know I'm interested?

Shy but seeking



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 7:08:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure
There is a man on the forum that I am attracted to, but I'm too shy to c-mail him.  I've heard he has a delicious voice and converses well.  What should I do to let him know I'm interested?


I guess you're destined to suffer a lonely existence.

Oh wait, I'm thinkin' that's not what you wanted to hear.  The concept of "shy" doesn't enter my world, I have no use for it and never had. So either you cmail him or you don't. 

By the way, are you sure you're not secretly my co-worker that has been agonizing over some guy but hasn't had the guts to give him her number for oh.... SEVEN FARKIN' YEARS?????

Cali



parttimehotty -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 7:09:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

Dear Cali,

There is a man on the forum that I am attracted to, but I'm too shy to c-mail him.  I've heard he has a delicious voice and converses well.

What should I do to let him know I'm interested?

Shy but seeking


[sm=wtf.gif] There's a MAN you're interested in? Do tell!
<Pounding fists on table>  I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details! I want details!



GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 7:12:53 AM)

*ponders Hotty's table, and wonders how long before it cracks under all this abuse*



sirsholly -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 7:14:13 AM)

as long as she does not slam it with her boobies it will be fine....



parttimehotty -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 7:14:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*ponders Hotty's table, and wonders how long before it cracks under all this abuse*


Wait until you see it LIVE & in LIVING COLOR!!



GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 7:14:50 AM)

LMAO!!



parttimehotty -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 7:15:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

as long as she does not slam it with her boobies it will be fine....


I'd plan on using yours as my table![8|]



purepleasure -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 7:51:14 AM)

nope, no details.

i'm just not into public rejection.

[sm=river.gif]

I suppose I should get some cats.  If only I weren't allergic to them  ~sigh~



parttimehotty -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 7:56:56 AM)

Well then EMAIL ME ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!

Sheeeesh! Do I have to do ALL the thinking around here??????
[sm=gaah.gif]



sirsholly -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 7:58:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty


Sheeeesh! Do I have to do ALL the thinking around here??????
[sm=gaah.gif]


let us know when you start...



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