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lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 3:21:11 PM)

Dear Cali,
Whats going on with these threads? It seems like the natives are getting restless. I think they be frustrated and getting bitter. What do ya think they should do?



Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 3:29:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

All my bags are packed, Im ready to go
Im standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin, its early morn
The taxis waiting, hes blowin his horn
Already Im so lonesome I could cry.

Chorus:
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that youll wait for me
Hold me like youll never let me go.
Im leavin on a jet plane
I dont know when Ill be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go.


Good song.  I like this one:

There's shards of broken pieces
shattered on the floor
underneath my feet
tears and angry voices
and cracks around the door
with no apologies

But every time you say you love me
I just have to stop and catch my breath
how can somebody love something like me
if you could only say you're sorry
there's nothing in this world I can't forget
waiting here for you to set me free

And now there's toys and coloured pencils
scattered on the floor
underneath my feet
you're always crying over nothing
you're always wanting more
you never go to sleep

But every time you say you love me
I just have to stop and catch my breath
how can somebody love something like me
every time I feel I'm falling
she'll be there to save me from myself
little angel watching over me

And now the taxi's in the driveway
my bags are at the door
and it still kills me to leave

Every time you say you love me
I just have to stop and catch my breath
how can somebody love something like me
every time I feel I'm falling
you're the ones that save me from myself
you give me something to believe

And with you here
these cracks and tears
they'll fade away

I think I would fancy singing that one for Rain.  Perhaps...

*ponders*

<4 hours, 43 minutes>



GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 3:31:24 PM)

quote:

  <4 hours, 43 minutes>


but who's counting???

(happy dance! I'm so excited for the two of you!)



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 3:37:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
Whats going on with these threads? It seems like the natives are getting restless. I think they be frustrated and getting bitter. What do ya think they should do?


Oh, Lushy, sweetheart, you've brought us back to the beginning.  They just need to shut up and give more blowjobs. 

Cali
(wipes a nostalgic tear from her eye)



lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 4:20:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
Whats going on with these threads? It seems like the natives are getting restless. I think they be frustrated and getting bitter. What do ya think they should do?


Oh, Lushy, sweetheart, you've brought us back to the beginning.  They just need to shut up and give more blowjobs. 

Cali
(wipes a nostalgic tear from her eye)



Let start at the very beginning
A very good place to start
When you read you begin with A.B.C.
When you sing you begin with Do Re Me....[sm=buddies.gif]



lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 4:38:51 PM)

Dear Cali,

How do you prevent crotch rotch?



cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 4:45:01 PM)

I got a message from someone on the other side who thought my post (#886 ) may have been thoughtless and, perhaps offensive. That certainly wasn't, and never is , my intention. I do have a twisted sense of humor and I know that not everyone appreciates it or gets it. I take the responsibility for that. I'll try to censor myself a li'l more in the future.

If anyone was or is offended, I apologize. I wouldn't hurt any of y'alls feelings intentionally for the world...well, maybe for the world.  [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/banghead.gif[/image]

See? I cyan't help myself...

Dear Cali,

I seem to run off at the mouth sometimes with unforseen consequences. Should I , perhaps, seek an outside censor to review my posts or what would you suggest ?

NotAlwaysSuchaFunnyGuy



lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 4:52:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

I got a message from someone on the other side who thought my post (#886 ) may have been thoughtless and, perhaps offensive. That certainly wasn't, and never is , my intention. I do have a twisted sense of humor and I know that not everyone appreciates it or gets it. I take the responsibility for that. I'll try to censor myself a li'l more in the future.

If anyone was or is offended, I apologize. I wouldn't hurt any of y'alls feelings intentionally for the world...well, maybe for the world.  [sm=banghead.gif]

See? I cyan't help myself...

Dear Cali,

I seem to run off at the mouth sometimes with unforseen consequences. Should I , perhaps, seek an outside censor to review my posts or what would you suggest ?

NotAlwaysSuchaFunnyGuy



I think that person needs to give more BLOWJOBS( how was I Cali? I know, not you)!!!!

I mean she acts like being called a slut is a bad thing!

Signed Lushy

who spreads like peanutbutter and is dam proud of it!



camille65 -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 4:54:08 PM)

Chunky or creamy?*ducks*



lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 4:58:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: camille65

Chunky or creamy?*ducks*


LMAO

Depends on the day![:D]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 5:08:50 PM)

Dang, CJ, ya think I am going to go back and read what you wrote BEFORE?  Shoot, I can hardly keep up with y'all anyway.  Alls I can say is, if you were putting out more, you wouldn't have so much free time to piss people off.

So there!



lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 5:12:02 PM)

Yea, alls you guys need to have more [sm=sex.gif]



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 5:17:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
How do you prevent crotch rotch?


Give your seasoned panties away, and let those pink girly bits air out a little.

Cali



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 5:19:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan
I got a message from someone on the other side who thought my post (#886 ) may have been thoughtless and, perhaps offensive.


CJ... if it was from a pink or red name, tell them to shup and blow you.  If it was from a blue name, tell them if they were getting more blowjobs they wouldn't have time to write whiny letters.

Cali



CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 5:20:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan
I seem to run off at the mouth sometimes with unforseen consequences. Should I , perhaps, seek an outside censor to review my posts or what would you suggest ?


I would suggest you man up and tell them to blow you.

Cali



cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 5:36:11 PM)

Um, thanks for your, umm, support.

It's prolly this goddamn switchy thang. Shit. Pain in de ass, if ya ask me.

*Has a can of spinach andMans up*

Ok, you whiny bitches ! Line up on your knees  and take your, ummm, medicine !

How was that ?



everhope -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 5:39:43 PM)

puuurrrrrrrfuck



lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 5:55:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: everhope

puuurrrrrrrfuck


Thats the spirit! Ya must have given a blowjob or at least masterbated or something. Am I right Hopey dear?



ResidentSadist -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 6:10:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
quote:

ORIGINAL: everhope
puuurrrrrrrfuck

Thats the spirit! Ya must have given a blowjob or at least masterbated or something. Am I right Hopey dear?

From what I read on the bathroom wall... she does both at the same time.  That way she can cum and go at the same time. 



GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (5/30/2008 6:13:52 PM)

I'm just not that coordinated *sigh*



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