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cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/19/2008 8:41:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
I'm lonely.


I'm sorry GT, but in these sorts of moments I find comfort in this thought:  It is better to be alone and lonely, than to NOT be alone and still be lonely.

Cali



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WinsomeDefiance -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/19/2008 9:43:51 PM)

For the Resident Rubber Ducky:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf9d7rSf_Ks&feature=related




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/19/2008 11:05:46 PM)

Yes, I'm currently yellow and chubby, but, some time in the sun and pumping iron ( and skipping a donut indulgence or two ) should fix that. I still like my tummy ( and nether regions ) tickled though. 




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 12:42:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
I think I'm in the shit - what do I do?  Lumus might be in the shit too now he's come out - chuck some advice in his direction too would you?


Ahem.  You were mean to me on your own thread when I was merely being truthful. I have no advice for you other than to say "it's about time you two were pried out of the closet."  Harrrummmmppphhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cali



You speak with forked tongue - I could never be mean to you, there isn't a mean bone in my body. And anyway now we're outed Lumus and I are proud to be gay and he thinks I've got a neat ass (and I just die for his).

<minces off to try and find the "mean" thread>




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 12:44:05 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Dear Cali

I'm lonely.





*tacklegropes the GT lady in a very non-lonely way*

Come sit with me kid.




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 4:24:59 AM)

I do so adore you :)




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 7:07:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

You lick and ravish with forked tongue...


In your dreams Darlin'.

Cali




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 7:18:38 AM)

 



Odd isn't it - I keep meeting you there.    Each night.    Involuntarily if you know what I mean.




everhope -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 7:20:10 AM)

trying to think of a dilemma where the only sane advice would be give a blow job.




Mistresskanegirl -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 7:23:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: everhope

trying to think of a dilemma where the only sane advice would be give a blow job.


Making sure a president of a powerful nation doesn't press the little red by relieving some stress because his wife is an ice queen.




everhope -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 7:30:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Mistresskanegirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: everhope

trying to think of a dilemma where the only sane advice would be give a blow job.


Making sure a president of a powerful nation doesn't press the little red by relieving some stress because his wife is an ice queen.


that blow job would be under the catagory of pure public service. i like a nice cock, but in this case, i'd do it even if his cock was down and out mean ugly.




LadyRainfire -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 7:45:14 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
I'm lonely.


I'm sorry GT, but in these sorts of moments I find comfort in this thought:  It is better to be alone and lonely, than to NOT be alone and still be lonely.

Cali


*sobs*

I feel so alone.... Sundowner and my beloved Lumus.... I never knew...




everhope -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 7:52:22 AM)

your unfucked LRf.




LadyRainfire -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 8:05:36 AM)

[:(]  But, but, but...... Last night, that's not what Lumus said...... (or did....)

*sobs, sniffs*

OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!!




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 9:27:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
I'm lonely.


I'm sorry GT, but in these sorts of moments I find comfort in this thought:  It is better to be alone and lonely, than to NOT be alone and still be lonely.

Cali


*sobs*

I feel so alone.... Sundowner and my beloved Lumus.... I never knew...




Sheesh LRF, don't worry. Both of us still love you, just not in quite the same way we feel for each other.

Mind you, thinking about Cali's wise advice - "It is better to be alone and lonely" - might be better if you weren't in the room at times when Lumus and I are .... (bugger - what was that word again?)




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 9:31:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Mind you, thinking about Cali's wise advice - "It is better to be alone and lonely" - might be better if you weren't in the room at times when Lumus and I are .... (bugger - what was that word again?)


The word you are looking for is "buggering".  Rain darling, come to Cali.  It will be okay.

Cali




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 9:45:38 AM)

 



"Buggery" - that's the word  [:)]. Well done Cali.




GimpinDenial -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 9:54:34 AM)

and here I thought of
Biting the Pillows
or
Driving down the wrong way on a one way street




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 9:54:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Well done Cali.


Awww, thank you Sir.  Now I'm all oogly googly sweet and mushy inside.

Cali




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/20/2008 1:04:30 PM)

Dear Cali,

It is the rainy season here in south Florida and it's been raining like 3 times a day and most of the night. Rain makes me very horny. I live alone with only my sock puppets for company. What should I do ?

DryButHorny




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