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GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/14/2008 7:49:04 PM)

Dear Cali....

I just wanted to say I adore you :)




LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/14/2008 8:20:04 PM)

Suckup!!




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/14/2008 8:27:06 PM)

lickup, more like it *grin*




cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/14/2008 8:29:56 PM)

Suck up, suck down, suck sideways, etc..

That's the whole point of Cali's very good advice, LadyH. Helloooooooo. Sheesh




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/15/2008 4:47:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Dear Cali....

I just wanted to say I adore you :)



<sighs> Get it right. I adore Cali, you adore me, and we blame you for everything. Is easy. [;)]




lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/15/2008 4:51:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

Suck up, suck down, suck sideways, etc..

That's the whole point of Cali's very good advice, LadyH. Helloooooooo. Sheesh



dont forget to suck in circles too.




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/15/2008 4:56:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Dear Cali....

I just wanted to say I adore you :)



<sighs> Get it right. I adore Cali, you adore me, and we blame you for everything. Is easy. [;)]


yes yes... ended up at the same conclusion though!  I adore you, you adore Cali..so obviously, I adore Cali!!
*poke*




Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/15/2008 8:37:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Dear Cali -

I want to get a job doing something I love, but they call it solicitation... what's a girl to do?

poor and passionless


Do you take food stamps?





ResidentSadist -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/15/2008 11:00:46 AM)

Dear Cali,
I have consumed a large portion of tea & scotch this morning.  I have been posting Joel Veitch videos with punk songs ever where in threads.  Now I find myself here to tell you about the amazing touretteaphone that you can make your own music with. 

My question is, do you like the amazing touretteaphone as much as I do (make sure you use the upper controls to set up a beat) or have I simply had tooo much whiskey in my tea today?

Sincerely,
soggy bottom boy




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/15/2008 11:18:30 AM)

My vote is B-Too much whiskey.

Cali




ResidentSadist -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/15/2008 12:44:40 PM)

I guess the whiskey is why I think anal seepage is funny too. 

Damn… I just love those videos!




SinLee -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/15/2008 12:48:57 PM)

sweetie, i'm thinkin you'd think just about anything was funny right now




ResidentSadist -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/15/2008 12:53:30 PM)

I was out Looking For My Leopard while posting in the Last One To Post thread cause I wanted to be one of the Winners.  Even though I had the First Drink of the Day I still feel we should Get Wasted and eat some of Everhope’s birthday Cake
 
 
..... now that is funny!!!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/15/2008 1:10:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

Suck up, suck down, suck sideways, etc..

That's the whole point of Cali's very good advice, LadyH. Helloooooooo. Sheesh



dont forget to suck in circles too.


Aw shoot, and I have been licking in circles......  gah!   Well as long as everyone....you know![:D]




everhope -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/15/2008 4:07:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

 I still feel we should Get Wasted and eat some of Everhope’s birthday Cake.  
 ..... now that is funny!!!


i saved some cake and definetely enough to go around. now, i have an unrelenting craving for Russian sausage. i heard from a reliable source there is a good supply in Daytona.
ponders why does it always come around to food and sex with you, Sir?
 
may we all find our cake and Russian sausage bliss. 




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/18/2008 11:22:07 AM)

 




[sm=writing.gif]  Dear Cali

I think I'm falling in love with someone on CM but I'm too shy to declare my feelings.

What should I do?

TimidVirgin




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/18/2008 11:39:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
I think I'm falling in love with someone on CM but I'm too shy to declare my feelings.  What should I do?


My first reaction is to say drop your pants, bend over, and let me take your temperature.  You must be feverish because you don't fall in love.

On the off-chance that some of your neurons are now firing differently, tell me all about her and I'll be your go-between.  [sm=whisper.gif]  Uhhh, it is a HER, right?

Cali




puppen -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/18/2008 11:43:34 AM)

Dear Cali,

I have both a boyfriend and a Dominant.

Long story short, last night I heard my Dom talking to his mother, I WASN'T SPYING, and he said he wouldn't bother with me if he didn't think he could steal me and make me his love.

I am unsure of how to react to overhearing something like that.
I don't want to be stolen, and I really can't be.

What should I do?




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/18/2008 11:45:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: puppen
Long story short, last night I heard my Dom talking to his mother, I WASN'T SPYING, and he said he wouldn't bother with me if he didn't think he could steal me and make me his love.

What should I do?


Ask him what he means by that.

Cali




puppen -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/18/2008 11:46:22 AM)

But, he'll know I was eavesdropping!

>.< Crap and a half.




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