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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 1:10:33 PM   
parttimehotty


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 1:14:02 PM   
GimpinDenial


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because it doesn't evaporate and keeps the socks mouth moist....

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 1:15:53 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 1:35:04 PM   
Lumus


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ORIGINAL: cjan

Dear Cali,

It is the rainy season here in south Florida and it's been raining like 3 times a day and most of the night. Rain makes me very horny. I live alone with only my sock puppets for company. What should I do ?

DryButHorny


Rain makes me horny too.  That's why I gave up the sock cond- err, puppets...

*is not necessarily gay because he knows how Sundowner's balls taste*



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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 1:37:41 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 1:39:29 PM   
Lumus


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 2:05:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lumus

(I know what Cali's balls taste like, too...)



You do???  (goes to check my computer)... hmmm... no, have not sent Lumus any hand-dipped truffle balls... no, have not sent Lumus any seasoned panties... 

Keep smokin' da funny stuff, Loomy Tunes.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 2:06:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

You do???  (goes to check my computer)... hmmm... no, have not sent Lumus any hand-dipped truffle balls... no, have not sent Lumus any seasoned panties... 

Keep smokin' da funny stuff, Loomy Tunes.

Cali


Comes from licking the hallucina-cjans too much...



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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 2:09:36 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Lumus

Comes from licking the hallucina-cjans too much...


OMFG!!!!!!!! 

Hey Rain?  Your man there is really getting around.  First SunDowner, now CJ... ???

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 2:19:41 PM   
sweetwenchie


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

i have been off the boards for a few months while practicing my hermit skills, and am unsure how to get back in the pool so to speak.  Do you have any suggestions?


wenchie

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 2:25:35 PM   
Lumus


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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

Dear Cali,

i have been off the boards for a few months while practicing my hermit skills, and am unsure how to get back in the pool so to speak.  Do you have any suggestions?

wenchie


C'mon over to mah corner, yo.  Yo ass be fahne!

*struts out in his pimp-ghetto get-up*



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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 2:39:42 PM   
sappatoti


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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

Dear Cali,

i have been off the boards for a few months while practicing my hermit skills, and am unsure how to get back in the pool so to speak.  Do you have any suggestions?


wenchie


[... hugs!!!!! ... and other things!!!!! ...]

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 2:49:06 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie
i have been off the boards for a few months while practicing my hermit skills, and am unsure how to get back in the pool so to speak.  Do you have any suggestions?


Wenchie DARLING!!!!!!!!!!!  Come sit by Cali.  I'll keep you safe.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 3:07:49 PM   
sweetwenchie


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Status: offline 		~hugssssss nibbles and smacks for sappa~  How have you been??

Mind if a grope you a bit while hiding behind you Cali my sweet?   

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 3:09:37 PM   
Lumus


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*camera*



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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 6:11:45 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		*tacklemolests Wenchie*   I MISSED YOU!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 6:30:49 PM   
Griswold


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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

from level to Califchick....
quote:


My dear, I don't know if there's a Dear Abby in KinkLand, but you may have just stole  her crown.


Dear Cali:

Why do I act so silly sometimes and how can I stop? I really need your help in figuring out why I do the things I do?

signed,

confused in Chitown


(Is this Dear Abby in CM style?)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 6:35:02 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 6:38:24 PM   
WyldHrt


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Status: offline 		More like Dear Abby with most of the advice resulting in someone getting a blow job

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 7:09:09 PM   
Griswold


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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

More like Dear Abby with most of the advice resulting in someone getting a blow job


(I'm okay with that).

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