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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 8:11:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie
i have been off the boards for a few months while practicing my hermit skills, and am unsure how to get back in the pool so to speak.  Do you have any suggestions?


Wenchie DARLING!!!!!!!!!!!  Come sit by Cali.  I'll keep you safe.

Cali


*sniffs*

But, Cali, earlier today you said I could come to you..... what about me?????????? Now everyone is getting around BUT MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

*wails into the dark, lonely night by herself....*


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 8:18:26 PM   
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come sit be me, LRF 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 9:11:34 PM   
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Gris Darling, we're on page 62 at the moment, this started almost 4 months ago, and you JUST NOW figured out I have a blowjob advice column? And here I thought we were friends.  Just for that, you're taking me SHOPPING!

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 9:28:39 PM   
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Just for that, you're taking me SHOPPING!

*Wyld retreats to "minimum safe distance"....*

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 9:29:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Gris Darling, we're on page 62 at the moment, this started almost 4 months ago, and you JUST NOW figured out I have a blowjob advice column? And here I thought we were friends.  Just for that, you're taking me SHOPPING!

Cali


Two arms extended....weighing the issues....

Shopping....

Blowjob.....

(Who said shopping was so bad?).

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 9:29:54 PM   
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Sooooo disappointed in you, Gris! 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/20/2008 10:02:59 PM   
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Sooooo disappointed in you, Gris! 


I slipped.

(It's a complete rocks, paper, scissors kind of thing....blow jobs do have an edge on things).

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/21/2008 2:17:48 AM   
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Dear Cali,

i have been off the boards for a few months while practicing my hermit skills, and am unsure how to get back in the pool so to speak.  Do you have any suggestions?


wenchie



*huggy gropey smoochy actions*

wenchie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/22/2008 2:00:40 PM   
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Dear Cali,

They are circling like vultures feding off a dead carcass...
what should Ido?

lushy

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/22/2008 2:13:12 PM   
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Dear Oral Oracle,
Ever since I started posting like a typist with OCD to get my 4th paddle, I have met many potential lovers.  In fact, there are so many potential lovers now; it has gotten to the point that I have 3-way phone conversations.

The problem is that I would like several of them to visit but in my limited poly experience, I have never had that many girls at once.  What is the maximum number of girls that can give a blow job at once?

Sincerely, Exponentially Curious

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/22/2008 2:32:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
They are circling like vultures feding off a dead carcass...
what should Ido?


Oh good lord lushy.    Just enjoy the attention.  And keep some febreeze on hand.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/22/2008 2:37:57 PM   
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The problem is that I would like several of them to visit but in my limited poly experience, I have never had that many girls at once.  What is the maximum number of girls that can give a blow job at once?


For practical purposes, no more than four.  That would be one between your legs, one on either side, and one straddling your tummy.  However, the quality of the blowjob will be diminished, as they would be taking turns.  Just when one was getting a good rhythm going, you would be starting over, as it were, with the next.

Sort of like happens when a guy switches up implements too rapidly... Cane, flogger, flogger, cane cane cane, flogger.... jeeeeezus man, pick one and get a rhythm!  Uhhh, I'm sorry, what was the question again?  Oh yes, you were bragging about the number of "potentials" you've got on the line...

Add another guy and call it an orgy, and then the number of girls in attendance won't really matter. 

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/22/2008 2:40:57 PM   
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All those bumped noses...You really ARE a sadist!!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/22/2008 2:47:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
The problem is that I would like several of them to visit but in my limited poly experience, I have never had that many girls at once.  What is the maximum number of girls that can give a blow job at once?

For practical purposes, no more than four.  [snip]… Oh yes, you were bragging about the number of "potentials" you've got on the line...

Add another guy and call it an orgy, and then the number of girls in attendance won't really matter. 

Cali

/bows to the wisdom of the Oral Oracle

… taking notes

“max 4”
“less = better rhythm’
“do not brag so mildly in the future and start Dear Cali posts with, ‘there was this one time in band camp’ from now on”


LMAO… I do just love you!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/22/2008 2:52:58 PM   
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*wonders if I'm invited to the orgy....*

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/22/2008 2:57:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
I do just love you!


Well Darlin', of course you do!

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/22/2008 3:19:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*wonders if I'm invited to the orgy....*


Honey, You're the table in which we feast! 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/22/2008 3:24:54 PM   
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Dear Cali......

i'm bored....i scrubbed the tub, but mostly only cause i told Him i was going to... i plan to clean up a lttle more before He comes home, but.......but.....i'm all alone......and i'm bored............and, if i sing my 'all alone' song when He calls then i'll for sure be in trouble when He gets home....

How do i convince Him that it's funny when i sing that song to Him?  And how do i amuse myself for the next 18 hours?
Kali



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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/22/2008 3:52:40 PM   
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1.  How do i convince Him that it's funny when i sing that song to Him?
 
2.  And how do i amuse myself for the next 18 hours?


1.  I learned long ago that if I have to try to convince someone that something is funny, it just isn't.  Trust me, that whole bucket of mud/cream pie/soap incident, no matter HOW I try to explain it, will never be funny.

2.  One word:  vibrator.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/22/2008 4:38:41 PM   
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Dear Cali,
There was this one time in band camp, many years ago in New Orleans, I met a beautiful Cajun woman.  She the was most amazing radiant caramel color, hypnotizing hazel eyes, hair in ringlets, those full lips… I am not sure if I seduced her or she seduced me.  It was passion unleashed and we had to have each other!  We were both sexually confidant and part of our flirtations were telling each other what we were going to do when we finally got back to my house.  It was a thrust and parry type of exchange and we were both very good at connecting verbally.

Now I was much younger and skinny back then.  My modest member was no easy task!  I told her how I was going to sit her in my lap, face to face, then lay her back and impale her caramel colored ass with my cock while I lifted her pussy into my mouth so I could lick her clit and fuck her anally at the same time. She responded by saying she was going to stuff my cock down her throat and lick my ass at the same time so she could “taste my front” all at once.  I didn’t believe that was possible but it got us so hot I swung the car off the exit and headed into the swamp until I found some parking outside an empty boat ramp. 

She was soooooooo fucking hot and it was so beautiful.  The moon was full, the sky was clear and the pattern from shadows of the tree branches on her body only accented her voluptuous figure.  If ever my brain were to orgasm without physical stimulation, her incredible eyes, sensuous body language and the passionate and surrendered look on her face would have done it right then and there.  

We went wild!  I can’t even remember all things we licked and touched as we worked our way to a kiss.  Ahhhhhhhh.. the kiss.  Our sexual beast were locked in passionate courtship when I grabbed her face plunging my fingers into her mouth and gripping her lower jaw to pull her to me.  I took her mouth with my tongue as I took her pussy with my hand!  She was so excited she started to cum and when she peeked, she darted her tongue into my mouth and I almost lost my composure because it was soooo long.  I thn\ink she could have chocked me with it if she hadn’t already been gasping in orgasm herself!

I laid her back and while she was still quaking in the aftermath.  I sidled up between her legs and slipped my cock into her quivering ass.  Her ass felt so good and her pussy tasted so sweet (I was keeping my promise) I was in heaven.  I had her thighs and pussy pressed against my chest sliding them up and down into my mouth over and over again.  I was so aroused I was verbally growling and she heard that my climax was imminent.  She repeated what she said earlier, “I want to taste your front and back.” I laid her back and while she was still quaking in the aftermath.  I sidled up between her legs and slipped my cock into her quivering ass.  Her ass felt so good and her pussy tasted so sweet (I was keeping my promise) I was in heaven.  I had her thighs and pussy pressed against my chest sliding them up and down into my mouth over and over again. 

She was so wet she soaked me.  My chest was covered in her the cum from her orgasm and it was getting washed away by her fresh vicious juice.  Slave oil they call it, and it was acting as a lubricant for the rhythm of our sex slide.  It was all so intense and the scent of her sex drove me insane.  I was so aroused I was verbally growling and she heard that my climax was imminent.  She repeated what she said earlier, “I want to taste your front and back.”

That wild ass Cajun flipped around, put her hand on my wet chest and looked up into my eyes begging, “please lay back and let me taste you.  I did.  Beside being that her saliva was as slippery as her sex juice, her mouth was so big!  She slid my cock down her throat in one stroke.  She had the most amazing mouth and throat I had ever felt.  With my cock in her to the hilt, she started flexing her throat … I could feel her throat massaging my cock in waves as she made exaggerated swallowing motions. 

I felt her hand leave my chest and she planted both her hands under my ass.  She started a rhythm … pushing and my cock in and out of her with using her hands pulling on my ass cheeks.  She would pause at the depth of each stroke and flex her throat, taking my cock a faction deeper while opened her mouth wider and licked my balls.  I felt like she was a snake swallowing its dinner! 

Finally her teeth were smashed hard into my pelvis and she slurpped one of my balls into her mouth!  Oh my god… that felt sooooooooooooo good.  She was drooling so bad that when she exhaled at the top of the strokes, fluid was ejecting from her nose and left streamers dangling from it connected to my belly.  It was a wet, passionate and bestial throat fucking.  She was an equal to my sexual animal in every way and fucked me back with careless abandon. 

I am laying in a car, in a swamp, being eaten by human snake with BIGGEST mouth that has my cock down her throat, my ball(s) in her mouth.  She has the most intense look in her eyes and I am about to cum when I see her smile as the first wave of orgasm rolls in.  She dug her nails into my ass and pulled me in an even deeper stroke until she could stick her tongue out and slide it into my ass!!!  She only had to repeat that move 3 times before I exploded mid stroke and cum shot out her nose as she exhaled.  She gagged ever so slightly and didn’t flinch.  She just stuffed me down, flexed her throat and licked my ass to pull every last drop out of me. 

I would brag and tell that you that she was not only talented but was also more beautiful than the playmate of the month I was also seeing, and tell of all the things I did that kept those charming and talented girls as my happy lovers but that, isn’t the point of my question.  My question is that I have never met a white girl that could do this.  Actually, I have only had a few black lovers that could get my balls, or one them at least, into their mouth.  That whole ass licking thing was an exclusive experience with that Cajun girl.  Is this something only Cajun girls can do?  Was that Cajun girl truly part snake from some Bayou Voodoo experiment?  Do you know what that throat flexing things was?  I was pretty young at the time (1973-75) and just don’t recall being smart enough to have learned what it was she did.  I think I was too enamored by the experience to think with my big head at the time.   

Sincerely,
Eaten Alive in N.O.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
P.S.

Jaunice,
If by some miracle you are out there on these forums and read this, I want you to know that besides the passion and talents I speak of in this letter, your heart was much bigger than you mouth and I will always remember our romance with fondness.  You were a once in lifetime experience for many wonderful reasons.  I am truly sorry that your family found out I was poly and also seeing another woman.  N. O. is such a small town and it was hard to keep our secret from them. 

…um, and if by any further miracles, you happen to be single at the moment, feel free to call me anytime. LOL

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