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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/25/2008 6:34:46 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
very considerate to clear up any potential confusion as to why he signs his letters Jim, and the name on his voice mail says Bill.  Do you think this Domly Dom has potential to be anything but a married man? 


Sure, there's three other possibilities.

1.  He stole Bill's phone (in which case you don't want the guy).
2.  He took over Bill's job and is too lazy or too technologically inept to change the voicemail message (in which case you don't want the guy).
3.  He's a serial killer (in which case... well, you get the picture).

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/25/2008 11:13:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: angelwin

you know i'm  news here on this  web site ... i hopefully i will meet same friend  can  give   enjoyment now ..... i'm looking forward to meet that king of men......



The grammar is somehow familiar - must be holly slipping in to see you Cali.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/25/2008 11:30:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		I was thinking "twenty dollar? you have twenty dollar joe? me love you long time."

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/25/2008 11:34:28 AM   
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That'd probably work. Go for it?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/25/2008 4:01:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		If I gave Cali twenny dollah to make me holla, even odds she'd grab a flogger and chase me around the living room yelling, "Stand still!  So that I might smite thee!".



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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/25/2008 4:15:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lumus

If I gave Cali twenny dollah to make me holla, even odds she'd grab a flogger and chase me around the living room yelling, "Stand still!  So that I might smite thee!".


You say that like it's a bad thing.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/27/2008 11:23:11 AM   
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 Dear Cali

I've acquired an ass fixation - first yours, then divi's, now yours again. (Small pert boobs, small pert ass - they drive me wild with desire).

Is there anything I can take for this?

Cheeky

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/27/2008 11:27:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali;

I thought men today liked a more rounded ass and big squishy boobs. (some women are even getting injections to make their asses bigger!)

It's been brought to my attention that one of my favorite doms on this site likes small pert asses, and small pert boobs; neither of which I have. (they may be pert, but they AIN'T small!!)

What can I do?

~Lonely in Louisville

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/27/2008 11:28:23 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
I've acquired an ass fixation - first yours, then divi's, now yours again. (Small pert boobs, small pert ass - they drive me wild with desire).

Is there anything I can take for this?


Yes, take a reality check.  My boobs are large and soft (hey, they were working boobs, waddya expect??) and my ass, while smaller than it used to be, has not been pert in years.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/27/2008 11:29:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
It's been brought to my attention that one of my favorite doms on this site likes small pert asses, and small pert boobs; neither of which I have. (they may be pert, but they AIN'T small!!)

What can I do?


Plastic surgery.

Cali
(sorry, I got nuthin' else)


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/27/2008 11:31:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
It's been brought to my attention that one of my favorite doms on this site likes small pert asses, and small pert boobs; neither of which I have. (they may be pert, but they AIN'T small!!)

What can I do?


Plastic surgery.

Cali
(sorry, I got nuthin' else)



Can't we just do plastic surgery on the doms' eyes, and make them all think we're all exactly what they want?

~Crying in Kentucky

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/27/2008 11:32:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Can't we just do plastic surgery on the doms' eyes, and make them all think we're all exactly what they want?


Sweetie, if I could invent magic glasses that would make someone see me as perfect in their eyes... well, I think I would pass.  I was going to say, I'd superglue them to someone's face.  But no, I'd pass.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/27/2008 11:41:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Dear Cali,

I'm a huge fan of anal, but I have to admit that my personal hygiene is lacking...Are there any long term potential problems with leaving a sub's doo-doo on the Domidong?

I would have had her blow me to remove the her dung...But I fell asleep...Unfortunately when I woke up in the morning she was dead.

Any advice you can offer would be welcome.


DOMIGUY!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry....i got excited to see you back again. While you were away some crazy girl in CT started a bit of a stir wondering where you got to.....i think shes gone now...
or changed her nic like 6 times trying to evade the authorities....im getting all the drama confused.
Glad to see you.
(yeah, you dont know me...just missed ya thats all...take it with a grain of salt.)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/27/2008 2:45:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

You say that like it's a bad thong.

Cali


There is no such thing as a bad thong, just bad positioning... [gawd, it...disappeared...]

*sniffs Cali's thongs*



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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/27/2008 2:54:40 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Lumus

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You say that like it's a bad thong.


There is no such thing as a bad thong, just bad positioning... [gawd, it...disappeared...]  *sniffs Cali's thongs*


OMG.  I had to go back and look, funny man, to see if I did the typo.  I think thongs fit me better if I put them on backwards.  Now there's a visual for ya.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/27/2008 2:56:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

OMG.  I had to go back and look, funny man, to see if I did the typo.  I think crotchless thongs fit me better if I put them on backwards.  Now there's a visual for ya.

Cali


It works just as well when it's obvious!!


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/29/2008 5:43:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
I've acquired an ass fixation - first yours, then divi's, now yours again. (Small pert boobs, small pert ass - they drive me wild with desire).

Is there anything I can take for this?


Yes, take a reality check.  My boobs are large and soft (hey, they were working boobs, waddya expect??) and my ass, while smaller than it used to be, has not been pert in years.

Cali



Building on the huge success of the blushy experience, hugs Cali, burying his face in her soft warm boobs while his hand caresses her ass (in a very caring and meaningful way of course). 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/29/2008 5:47:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Dear Cali;

I thought men today liked a more rounded ass and big squishy boobs. (some women are even getting injections to make their asses bigger!)

It's been brought to my attention that one of my favorite doms on this site likes small pert asses, and small pert boobs; neither of which I have. (they may be pert, but they AIN'T small!!)

What can I do?

~Lonely in Louisville


Sheesh blushy! That's like saying you've cooked him Beef Wellington for dinner and you've found he likes fish! So panic-attack!

Hugs blushy, burying his face in her soft warm boobs while his hand caresses her ass (in a very caring and meaningful way of course). 



(And I totally blame Greedy for my posting two posts in the wrong order - her bloody flashing light thingy is distracting)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/29/2008 5:50:42 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/29/2008 5:54:34 AM   
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Aaaawww Greeds! That's nice 

And Cali and blushy know I'm a confused dork anyway - probably won't notice!

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