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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 11:34:47 AM   
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So, you can get a cock down your throat and a bag of balls in your mouth at the same time?  Have I told how very attractive you are lately? 

(…. I wanted to say, “didn’t happen unless there is a pic” but it’s not nice to mess with Mother Nature or Oral Oracles. I really just wanted the pic)


Unfortunately for him... yes.  It was a very un-fulfilling experience, as there was plenty of room to spare.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 11:58:57 AM   
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So, you can get a cock down your throat and a bag of balls in your mouth at the same time?  Have I told how very attractive you are lately? 

So now you're saying it has to be at the same time?  Sheesh. Way to change the question.  Although the answer to that one is "sometimes".

And the "attractive" thing... no, as a matter of fact, you haven't. Ahem.
Cali


Dear Oral Oracle,
You are so beautiful when you dispense your wisdom, it sets fire to my passion (makes my cock hard) and makes me want to taste (lick your pussy) your delights in person.  The beautiful images (blow jobs) you create in my mind of your naked body in all the various positions (69) you describe (more blow jobs) are sometimes more than any mere mortal can handle (touch himself). 

The thought of your pretty face (facial) and your sweet lips (wrapped around my cock) is truly a vision of romantic bliss (orgasmic ecstasy).  I always look forward to reading (and touching myself) your thread and corresponding (one handed typing) with you.

Sincerely,
Admiring Andy

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 12:04:36 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 12:05:54 PM   
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Ahh pfft, it isn't so hard to get both balls in your mouth - if you chew long and hard enogh.

<-- note to self:  Be vewy careful with this one. 
 
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So, you can get a cock down your throat and a bag of balls in your mouth at the same time?  Have I told how very attractive you are lately? 

(…. I wanted to say, “didn’t happen unless there is a pic” but it’s not nice to mess with Mother Nature or Oral Oracles. I really just wanted the pic)

Unfortunately for him... yes.  It was a very un-fulfilling experience, as there was plenty of room to spare.
Are we talking a 3x sized mouth here or he just had a pair of grapes and Vienna Sausage?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 12:15:32 PM   
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Are we talking a 3x sized mouth here or he just had a pair of grapes and Vienna Sausage?


more like a couple of blueberries and a baby carrot

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 12:34:04 PM   
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Are we talking a 3x sized mouth here or he just had a pair of grapes and Vienna Sausage?

more like a couple of blueberries and a baby carrot

LMAO....
[self exam]
hey, that's not funny. I wish I was as big as a baby carrot 


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 12:38:46 PM   
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So, you can get a cock down your throat and a bag of balls in your mouth at the same time?  Have I told how very attractive you are lately? 

(…. I wanted to say, “didn’t happen unless there is a pic” but it’s not nice to mess with Mother Nature or Oral Oracles. I really just wanted the pic)


Unfortunately for him... yes.  It was a very un-fulfilling experience, as there was plenty of room to spare.



You odious toad purple!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You swore you wouldn't tell 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 12:39:23 PM   
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LMAO....
[self exam]
hey, that's not funny. I wish I was as big as a baby carrot 



*peeks*  you don't have a problem "there", RS. In fact you're more than adequately endowed.  A cute lil Cajun gal once mentioned that of all the men she ever sucked down, you were one of the most full-filling moments she had.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 12:45:43 PM   
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You odious toad purple!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You swore you wouldn't tell 


I didn't tell that it was YOU, SunnyD.... nope, wasn't YOU at all!

So, I'm not the one that told - and I am not a toad, nor am I odious.  I do what I can to protect the innocent.  The not-so-innocent however....  

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 12:47:49 PM   
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You odious toad


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 12:52:28 PM   
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more like a couple of blueberries and a baby carrot

LMAO....
[self exam]
hey, that's not funny. I wish I was as big as a baby carrot 


having an odd moment visualizing RSSir and his almost as BIG baby carrot.
 
may we all find our bliss in RSSir's baby carrot.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 1:01:46 PM   
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more like a couple of blueberries and a baby carrot
LMAO....
[self exam]
hey, that's not funny. I wish I was as big as a baby carrot 



pics...

< Message edited by GreedyTop -- 6/24/2008 1:03:03 PM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 1:18:03 PM   
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more like a couple of blueberries and a baby carrot
LMAO....
[self exam]
hey, that's not funny. I wish I was as big as a baby carrot 



pics...


pics of my "experience" are not available.  The zoom lens didn't zoom enough to capture the moment.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 1:29:18 PM   
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more like a couple of blueberries and a baby carrot
LMAO....
[self exam]
hey, that's not funny. I wish I was as big as a baby carrot 



pics...

You have 'rat' mail


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 1:32:06 PM   
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Ahh pfft, it isn't so hard to get both balls in your mouth - if you chew long and hard enogh.

<--- Note to self:  Winsome is into CBT be vewy vewy careful with the 'rat' around her

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 2:03:06 PM   
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may we all find our bliss in RSSir's baby carrot.


You pimping the man out now??? 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 2:05:09 PM   
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Ahh pfft, it isn't so hard to get both balls in your mouth - if you chew long and hard enogh.

<--- Note to self:  Winsome is into CBT be vewy vewy careful with the 'rat' around her


I think all of us should take note of Winsome!


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 2:10:00 PM   
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may we all find our bliss in RSSir's baby carrot.


You pimping the man out now??? 

Cali


It's that party game Cjan inveted called "pass the rat". 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 2:11:29 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/24/2008 2:11:37 PM   
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Ahh pfft, it isn't so hard to get both balls in your mouth - if you chew long and hard enogh.

<--- Note to self:  Winsome is into CBT be vewy vewy careful with the 'rat' around her


I think all of us should take note of Winsome!

Hey bro, ya think?  Damn.. she said with such... well.... she sounded experienced.   ouch!

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