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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 8:22:01 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

What about those blowjobs in which your mouth is simply opened as wide as it can go, your tongue is sticking out but there is no actual sucking going on?  You are just gettng throat fucked?


Yes, but do not discount throat fucking with the word "just" in front of it. Throat fucking is a whole different kinda cure.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 8:31:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

What about those blowjobs in which your mouth is simply opened as wide as it can go, your tongue is sticking out but there is no actual sucking going on?  You are just gettng throat fucked?


Yes, but do not discount throat fucking with the word "just" in front of it. Throat fucking is a whole different kinda cure.

Cali


omg you are sooo right!!  lol

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 8:43:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

omg you are sooo right!!  lol


Welcome to the dark side. Your membership materials are in the mail.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 9:33:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

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ORIGINAL: hejira92

Cali,
 
Tonight is one of those horrific nights apart from Master. How can I give Him a blowjob?
 
- Lonely, empty-mouthed sub

I'm only about a half hour south of you..  Come over and we can practice our blow job skills together...


  Both of you may practice at My house.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 1:31:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

I have a huge oral fixation, and the Domly One is afraid he has a blowjob monster on his hands. Now I know that you tell everyone to give blowjobs, but what about me??? Is it possible to give too many blowjobs???

mouthfullinOklahoma

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 2:58:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
I'm British and rather shy. .....



Dear Overworked:

First, you can only count on the real Cali, accept no substitutes.

Second, the term "blowjob" is a euphemism.  There is no blowing, and it is not a job. More appropriately, it should be called a SuckPrivilege.

Now drop your pants and receive what is rightfully yours.

Cali



Dear Cali

I've just found out what a blowjob means and you're right, it isn't what we thought.

Thinking we were to discuss employment matters I've arranged for my lawyer (Mr Brain, I think you've met him) to attend my next meeting with the lady in question.

Have I made a mistake? Mr Brain normally acts on my behalf and so will presumably be the one receiving the ...er..... treatment. Should I remain in the meeting as normal or should I wait outside? Will Mr Brain be expected to receive the "treatment" on my behalf and then pass it to me? (I am not sure I'd enjoy a blowjob from him). Does it matter that Mr Brain - being a lawyer - is in a permanently flaccid state? Does any of this affect the level of his fees? Please help - this is rapidly getting out of control.

Overworked

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 6:17:52 AM   
Kana


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,
We have put a man on the moon
We have conquered disease
We have made vibrators with rabbit ears to drive a woman crazy
We  can make he's she's and she's he's
One day we may even agree on the proper spelling of Quran, or is it koran.
So riddle me this, why oh why
Can we not invent a coffee make with an easy pour spout that works so that I do not pour water all over my counter first thing  i the AM when I am filling my coffee pot?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 6:29:49 AM   
JustAVixen


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This throat fucking thing. Is the entire point of that to make the person being fucked gag? Being told to relax while something the size of a baseball bat is being shoved down my throat doesn't seem to cut it.

choking

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 7:50:01 AM   
xxblushesxx


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Status: offline 		Dear Kana;

That's what human pets are for.
Lacking that, there is a coffee maker with a timer so instead of pouring water all over your counter first thing in the morning, you can do it at night.
Oh, and uhm...you like, need a blowjob or somesuch...I'm just sayin'...

stillnotacalibuttrying

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 8:21:54 AM   
domahpet


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Status: offline 		 Dear Cali,
on my way to tahoe,
how many blow jobs can i give between the north bay the there?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 8:22:21 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: probablyknowme

Blah blah blah blah.  Is it possible to give too many blowjobs???


No.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 8:24:25 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Have I made a mistake? Mr Brain normally acts on my behalf and so will presumably be the one receiving the ...er..... treatment. Should I remain in the meeting as normal or should I wait outside? Will Mr Brain be expected to receive the "treatment" on my behalf and then pass it to me? (I am not sure I'd enjoy a blowjob from him). Does it matter that Mr Brain - being a lawyer - is in a permanently flaccid state? Does any of this affect the level of his fees? Please help - this is rapidly getting out of control.


Dear OverTHINKING:

1.  Fire Mr. Brain.
2.  Item 1 will render the rest of your questions pointless (not that they were not already pointless).
3.  Drop your pants and shaddup.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 8:29:10 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Kana

Can we not invent a coffee make with an easy pour spout that works so that I do not pour water all over my counter first thing  i the AM when I am filling my coffee pot?


I personally recommend the Hamilton Beach Brew Station. It is a coffeemaker with no carafe. Also, since it has a timer, you can fill it at night while you are still AWAKE and then in the morning, when you are stumbling around half-asleep, your coffee will be hot, fresh and waiting for you (and hopefully a girl in your bed will be hot, fresh and waiting for you as well).

On that link above, it shows it goes for $80, but I got mine at Walmart for under $30.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 8:32:11 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: JustAVixen
This throat fucking thing. Is the entire point of that to make the person being fucked gag? Being told to relax while something the size of a baseball bat is being shoved down my throat doesn't seem to cut it.


Dear choking:

You are missing the point of throat fucking... it's not about YOU.  The point is to push her to her knees, grab her by the head, shove her head back and up, and slam into her throat over and over, feeling her hot, tight, wet throat all around the cock, objectifying her.

Or so I've been told.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 9:00:21 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: domahpet
on my way to tahoe, how many blow jobs can i give between the north bay the there?


How many? One, nonstop.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 11:24:29 AM   
lusciouslips19


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

I have a friend who has a rope shoved up her butt-cheecks. How do I let her know without offending or hurting her feelings?

Signed
toungue tied

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 11:40:45 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
I have a friend who has a rope shoved up her butt-cheecks. How do I let her know without offending or hurting her feelings?


Has it occurred to you that perhaps she likes the rope there? That she likes the silkyness of it, is amazed at the way it can also feel slightly abrasive, as it pushes into her flesh? That it makes her girly bits even more wet? That a slight tug on that rope heightens the sensations?

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 11:46:41 AM   
lusciouslips19


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

How do I get some rope up my butt? *DROOL*?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 11:51:13 AM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		 Dear Cali;

In a recent thread, a well known male poster hit on me. Is it ok if I  Don't get a blow job from him?

Hopefuly

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 11:53:00 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
How do I get some rope up my butt? *DROOL*?


1.  Get naked.
2.  Give him a blowjob.
3.  Pick up a rope, slide it between your legs, and let your eyes roll back into your head.
4.  Hand him the ends of the rope.
5.  Send Cali notes of appreciation.

Cali


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