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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 8:34:01 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 8:34:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: awakenednj

Dear Cali- Thank you for directing me here yourself. I assure you- my Master is quite pleased with my blowjobs- both skill and frequency. I do not at this time have a particular question for you, but if you have any general advice you'd like to share I will gladly take it to heart.


So if you doubled the frequency of blowjobs he would not be even more pleased??? Uh huh, that's what I thought. Try it and see.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 8:36:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Can I fuck you after Greedy?  Can I watch?


We can do the whole "girls night" thing... you know, where the guys think we sit around polishing our nails and crap like that.  Heh heh heh, if they only knew.  The back door is open, hon.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 8:37:29 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 8:37:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Can I fuck you after Greedy?  Can I watch?


We can do the whole "girls night" thing... you know, where the guys think we sit around polishing our nails and crap like that.  Heh heh heh, if they only knew.  The back door is open, hon.

Cali



Awesome.  I'll bring the beer.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 8:38:15 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 8:41:43 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 8:43:50 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/11/2008 10:10:48 PM   
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Awwwwww.  Just close your eyes if you see anything sparkly!  No distractions on the way!

Cali



Darlin'.... YOU are sparkly enough to keep me focused :)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 1:27:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Can I fuck you after Greedy?  Can I watch?


Dear Cali

Fuck watching - can I fuck you and GT? (Not, you understand, contemporaneously).

Enlightened

PS This is not a request for advice, this is just a request.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 1:30:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
where is your little blond 20-something strumpet? Shouldn't she be giving you a blow job?

Cali



Dear Cali

I am trying to teach a young blonde Russian girl to speak English but she keeps trying to put my dick in her mouth. This interrupts my kindly attempts to make her a better person. What should I do?

Teacher

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 6:40:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

I am trying to teach a young blonde Russian girl to speak English but she keeps trying to put my dick in her mouth. This interrupts my kindly attempts to make her a better person. What should I do?


You are under the misguided impression that teaching her to speak English, other than the phrase "more please" and "oh baby do it harder", will make her a better person. Silly boy. Be quiet and drop trou.

While I cannot presume to speak for GT, well, actually, yes, I think I can, the answer to your other request is "yep yep yep".

Cali



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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 6:43:26 AM   
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It is possible that " rough anal sex" can sometimes be a better answer than " blow job"?

Wondering in Chicago

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 6:50:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

Why is the sky blue, laser hair zapping hurt, and I have so many random pointless curiosities?

Curious cat thats 8 lives in the hole.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 7:42:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

While I cannot presume to speak for GT, well, actually, yes, I think I can, the answer to your other request is "yep yep yep".

Cali




yeah! what Cali said!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 7:58:50 AM   
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Where have all the flowers gone?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 8:04:05 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

It is possible that " rough anal sex" can sometimes be a better answer than " blow job"?


These two items do not cancel each other out. Blow job, then rough anal sex (call meeeeeeeee).  This isn't rocket science you know.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 8:05:10 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LittleMeganV

Why is the sky blue, laser hair zapping hurt, and I have so many random pointless curiosities?


Why are you asking so many questions when you could be giving blowjobs?

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 8:07:33 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant
Where have all the flowers gone?


Try 1-800-FLOWERS.  And because I know you want to know, but perhaps might have been too shy to ask, I like yellow roses the best, but there are some really beautiful ones that are a combination of pink and peach too.

Edited to say... yes, chicks like flowers after blowjobs. lol.

Cali

< Message edited by CalifChick -- 3/12/2008 8:08:58 AM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/12/2008 8:48:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

While I cannot presume to speak for GT, well, actually, yes, I think I can, the answer to your other request is "yep yep yep".

Cali



yeah! what Cali said!!


And If I am included,  I say HELL YEAH.  If I am not included, I say why the hell NOT?


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