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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/1/2008 7:46:05 PM   
BBWnNC72


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

Why hasn't my kitty purred since she had those beautiful babies? 

Hey Faery, i like the new pic.  i also wash down the bad stuff with diet pepsi, makes it not so bad, *grins*

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/1/2008 10:21:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
Why hasn't my kitty purred since she had those beautiful babies? 


I'm sorry, I can't get past the innuendo aspects of your kitty purring.  I'm no help at all on this one.

Although, I must say, I was not exactly purring after growing a human being and then pushing it out of my body.  I imagine she feels the same way, but multiplied by the number of little ones she had to push out of her body, without the benefit of being able to tell her own mother to "just shut the fuck up already."  *sigh*... such lovely memories.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/5/2008 6:03:48 AM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

I have often suspected I was hatched from an egg, but I can't find the eggshells.  Any idea where they might be?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/5/2008 10:18:24 AM   
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Maybe you came first?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/5/2008 1:17:59 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/5/2008 3:12:35 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/5/2008 3:51:07 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/5/2008 4:33:34 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/5/2008 4:50:01 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/5/2008 5:26:47 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/5/2008 6:25:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lumus
I have often suspected I was hatched from an egg, but I can't find the eggshells.  Any idea where they might be?


Have you checked to see if they're stuck to your vestigial tail?

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/6/2008 9:13:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Have you checked to see if they're stuck to your vestigial tail?

Cali



No no no - that's the anal hook.

(Huh - I never got any thanks when I deemed it a wedding present to my own wonderful Lumus. How soon they forget <sobs>) 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/6/2008 12:25:32 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/6/2008 12:50:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

It's raaaaaaining agaaaaaain. You know what that does to me. It has rained every goddamn day and night for weeks ( not all day and all night, but, still...)My poor pecker is rubbed raw and it's just the beginning of the old time rainy season here in south Florida. What should I do? And, please, don't tell me to move to the desert, that's not in the cards.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/6/2008 1:38:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan
It's raaaaaaining agaaaaaain. You know what that does to me. It has rained every goddamn day and night for weeks ( not all day and all night, but, still...)My poor pecker is rubbed raw and it's just the beginning of the old time rainy season here in south Florida. What should I do? And, please, don't tell me to move to the desert, that's not in the cards.


Sigh.  See, this is EXACTLY what happens when you do something as a young buck without thinking of the long-term consequences.  When you were still living at home, you probably went into the bathroom to jerk off, and you turned on the shower or the faucet to mask the sounds.  And now, every time it rains and you hear water, you automatically start to jerk off.  Sigh.

There are only two options available to you now.  The first is total avoidance.  Whenever you hear rain, you MUST NOT touch the goods.  No no no, no touchy touchy! 

If you don't have the willpower for avoidance, the other option is aversion therapy.  Whenever you hear rain, visualize something that completely squicks you (tub girl comes to mind, or your parents doing the nasty).

And men say that WE are complicated.  Sheesh.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/6/2008 4:31:44 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

Is it wrong to hump an electrical socket?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/6/2008 9:24:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Loomy Tunes:

Send Rain over here for a minute... Rain?  Why is Lumus considering humping an electrical socket? Are you not taking care of his manly man needs? Are you falling down on the job (and not into a position that is usable)? Please tell me we don't have to revoke your subblygirly card.

Lumus?  The answer is there is no "wrong" about it, but more correctly, inadvisable.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/6/2008 10:53:14 PM   
dear


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

To the left and under my name is an awful, scream inducing, tear provoking word (it starts with a v, and it ain't "virgin"). How do I get rid of it, and quickly?!?!


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/6/2008 11:20:57 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: dear
To the left and under my name is an awful, scream inducing, tear provoking word (it starts with a v, and it ain't "virgin"). How do I get rid of it, and quickly?!?!


Dear uhhhh, dear:

The number of posts to change your forum ranking is listed here.  And welcome.

Cali




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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/7/2008 7:42:36 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Dear Loomy Tunes:

Send Rain over here for a minute... Rain?  Why is Lumus considering humping an electrical socket? Are you not taking care of his manly man needs? Are you falling down on the job (and not into a position that is usable)? Please tell me we don't have to revoke your subblygirly card.

Lumus?  The answer is there is no "wrong" about it, but more correctly, inadvisable.

Cali


[You never know, Rain could have a horrible accident and need a replacement cyborg 'gina.  Just sayin'...]



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